outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

Got my negative test result the day after I sent my swab off with the courier.

is this real? it's really quite something

Here is a high res version of the Cuomo pandemic poster he unveiled today. pic.twitter.com/3LlcewnuOV

— Nick Reisman (@NickReisman) July 13, 2020

oh it's real

i rarely saw any of cuomo's briefings, but i tuned in a couple weeks and he was pointing to a big mountain which i think i had a name? i didn't think much of it at the time, but i see there's a whole lexicon here

How...how is that real? Did someone spill their Mr. Pibb into the simulation server?

honestly i appreciate putting "111 days of hell" right in the middle. the whole thing looks like a tin-poisoned alchemist's lab assistant trying to document a local plague

but so they're saying the end state is the river/economy falling into the "sea of division"?

i remain unclear about the boyfriend cliff

TS: octopus vs. Captain

it's a good to touch to have the dog as the anchor of the tug-of-war team, while trump sits watching on a moon and says "it's just the flu" above

xp clearly Captain. Captain is anchoring the tug-of-war team, that is the most important position

I love that the artist who worked on previous Weird Cuomo posters is tweeting he didn’t do this.

Has a little bit of a Crowded House vibe

https://fanart.tv/fanart/music/9854d99f-d954-4c0f-9ae5-58a0cdd885f5/albumcover/the-very-very-best-of-crowded-house-533fdbe647f3e.jpg

http://d24jnm9llkb1ub.cloudfront.net/icpn/00602537703845/00602537703845-cover-zoom.jpg

crowded houses generally to be avoided at this time

Hey now

i c what u did there

don't dream it's over

that's what he did there

o I am dumm

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/13/mick-mulvaney-next-stimulus-bill-should-deal-with-covid-19.html
fuck you, fuck your family.

Has a little bit of a Crowded House vibe

It's very Howard Finster.

Pareene wrote about the mountain

there's more than one answer to these questions

HORROR SHOW. All 366 detainees were tested for coronavirus at this private ICE prison. Only 19 people tested negative. https://t.co/6EOab8UXaw

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 14, 2020

It speaks really poorly of huge swaths of mainstream media that Cuomo gets a pass for overseeing the worst COVID outbreak in America mostly because he sells a particular leadership aesthetic—tough-seeming, sardonic, numerate, good at explaining policy, hates Trump sufficiently. https://t.co/yYtUXsw4Vn

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 14, 2020

Not enjoying this round of historical revision on Cuomo. Yeah - he messed up early on for sure, and his budget cuts sure as shit didn't help, but we were all misled from the top down on so many issues, being first and unprepared, PPE shortages, etc. (and being the damn virus epicenter for the country). He ultimately did most things right during lockdown, and now we're doing a lot better than many other states right now.

seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.

hmm

Cuomo tried to keep things business as usual much too long because capitalism, putting a lot of blood on his hands. That other governors have continued to punch themselves (and us) in the dick for much longer isn’t really a defense of him.

All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee.

i appreciate the offer, but i'm good here with my high-class Pritzker

xp

Who I don’t like all that much but if Biden got the rona and had to step aside (God forbid), I’d be Team Inslee for the nomination.

The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington — a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

"no new CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS IN THE LAST THREE WEEKS"

there is no bottom

How long before the dead come back to life

acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm and only the second supernatural stage of redemption features wonders like resurrection of the dead

All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee

Oregon's Kate Brown did quite well at first, until the very success of her initial response coupled with the Trump/FOX national disinformation campaign amped up the political pressure on her to reopen. Even then, she tried hard to put in a framework that could cope with the inevitable acceleration of cases. Since then, new cases have accelerated, just as expected.

Tony Evers did a decent job too

acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm

whoa black betty

lol Mordy

xps Aimless as I'm sure you're aware Brown has been cracking down again as of yesterday (masks will be required in public where distancing is not possible as of tomorrow, no gatherings of more than 10 indoors I think?), which I'd imagine we both eagerly welcome. I agree that she's done the best she could under the circumstances.

Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening. With the public mood as it is I don't think there is much hope for broad public cooperation with any truly strict lockdown measures.

However, in about a week I hope to be in a wilderness so remote that distancing will be measured in miles!

nice!

"Eat Your Neighbors!" should absolutely be the Trump 2020 slogan. https://t.co/mP55RhNtVE

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 14, 2020

you know, i think rush makes a lot of very good points in that video

especially the long comparison to the 1918 flu and how stoically everyone took it. what's the big deal? why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people? after all, isn't the rest of the world also finding it as impossible to deal with as we are? it's not like the rest of the world is in the year 2020 but we are still figuring out how to get 1918 tough, right?

$50M a year for that guy

why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people?

i'd like to issue a correction for this typo, as well as an apology

Why can't we beat it as tough as 1983 people?

1/ The investigation of Missouri hair stylists who cut hair while infected + masked published today

Of 139 exposed clients, 67 agreed to PCR testing- 0 positive.

Stylist A's husband, daughter, son-in-law, & roommate all became infected, PCR +#COVID19https://t.co/8Xey8BUebn

— Abraar Karan (@AbraarKaran) July 14, 2020