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Fucking HELL I'm rarely on Twitter and it's pointless enough not to really wind me up but this RS Archer Brexit shit is back once again - I thought he'd deleted his account - it's really pushing my buttons due to how utterly shit it is, not even good trolling, just fucking tedious and smug beyond belief with the O Gods and lol shoes agh I hate it

kinder, Friday, 10 July 2020 21:51 (five years ago)

Classic. As is Bitcoin.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

"heartbreaking" is trending on twitter; not for any one story but for like ten different stories.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, July 5, 2020 10:27 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

posts that haunt me

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

just got this NYT alert:

"The twitter accounts of several prominent figures appears to have been hacked - including Joe Biden, Kanye West, Bill Gates and Elon Musk"

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

would this be a hack into twitter's database? how else would you get into so many different people's accounts?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

Within hours of the tweets appearing, nearly 300 people had fallen for the scam, sending more than $100,000 to the wallet.


Would put a solid bet on most of them being Musk followers. If he asked his sycophants to give him money, they’d do it.

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

Feel like this must be some exploit because all those people are going to have security on their accounts right? It’s not like lifting some pleb’s details off a database.

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:01 (five years ago)

Either way, it's kind of impressive tbh.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

We are aware of a security incident impacting accounts on Twitter. We are investigating and taking steps to fix it. We will update everyone shortly.

— Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport) July 15, 2020

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:10 (five years ago)

They’re still getting away with it. Kim Kardashian hacked three minutes ago.

Strongly speculated that they’ve hacked a Twitter employee with access to whole account database.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

Idk why they don’t just take the site down until they’ve fixed it.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

The theory I saw that seemed plausible is someone hijacked a service authorized to tweet on behalf of users, eg people used a 3rd party app to schedule tweets, and that app got hacked.

Twitter itself being compromised is less likely, but not out of the question.

lukas, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:13 (five years ago)

Yeah as others have pointed out, this would be a good time to bring back the whale.

lukas, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:13 (five years ago)

sending more than $100,000 to the wallet

Even if that sum has doubled by now, doesn't seem like it was worth it.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:15 (five years ago)

All verified accounts banned from posting.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

admiration creeping higher

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

so uh yeah ignore my theory then

lukas, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

All verified accounts banned from posting.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, July 15, 2020 6:18 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

finally

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

ok so twitter can just freeze all the verified accounts at once but when someone says my yard looks like shit theyre Suddenl;y powerless...

— wint (@dril) July 15, 2020

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

what a disaster for The Discourse

Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

The Dis-course at last.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

The Kim Kardashian tweet was posted via the web app. It’s still up!

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

The Kim Kardashian tweet was posted via the web app. It’s still up!

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

The Kim Kardashian tweet was posted via the web app. It’s still up!

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

Thank you zing, I only hit post once.

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

oh no they got gyac too

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

“oh no”

scampos mentis (gyac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

Hah they also got xxxtentacion! He’s back from the dead and feeling generous!

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

Nine hours. pic.twitter.com/mlDDsF2p6Q

— Chris Deeley (@ThatChris1209) July 15, 2020

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

FYI what they seem to have done is made their api reject posts to verified accounts as spam, they don’t actually have a “mute everyone” function

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:16 (five years ago)

And by “seem to” I mean I have heard from people in a position to know

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:16 (five years ago)

Andrew Neil reply to this in the next 10 minutes if you never visited Epstein's island @afneil

— LES MONUMENT (@wariotifo) July 15, 2020

I lolled

Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:23 (five years ago)

Still seems fishy to me that no prominent GOPers got hit with this.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

Fascinated to know if anything got done in the White House during that period

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 23:39 (five years ago)

honestly i'm surprised they only got this much

Not a bad day's haul pic.twitter.com/GAFNy1pZes

— 💀 Timothy73820192 💀 (@crulge) July 16, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 July 2020 04:10 (five years ago)

have to imagine old people don't have a bunch of bitcoin sitting around

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 July 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

down atm?

carin' (map), Thursday, 16 July 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

Someone I follow observed last night that he couldn't tweet this AP link:

https://apnews.com/71bc07efaebc1b2d3b9aaf9bdc795d5d

Someone else surmised that Twitter may now be blocking strings of characters that resemble bitcoin wallet addresses.

jaymc, Thursday, 16 July 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

Would have been easier and more profitable to short $TSLA and then get on Musk's account and power dive it into the ground.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

how is parler pronounced

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

Par-lay, apparently. Kind of ironic seeing as the last thing these bigots want is a parley.

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

wow, sounds unamerican

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

This guy thinks he knows what happened and who did it. Good read

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2020/07/whos-behind-wednesdays-epic-twitter-hack/

Alba, Friday, 17 July 2020 07:38 (five years ago)

Elvis Telecom
Posted: July 16, 2020 at 4:20:17 PM
Would have been easier and more profitable to short $TSLA and then get on Musk's account and power dive it into the ground.

except for the police catching you part

lag∞n, Friday, 17 July 2020 16:15 (five years ago)

Not necessarily, people are shorting Tesla all day every day (and on balance losing shitloads of money on it), it wouldn't be easy to pick you out of the crowds when it started paying out.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 July 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

lagoon probably means on the hacking side. causing a widely held stock like TSLA to tank would expose you to a lot more legal problems than the Bitcoin scheme, even if they never matched you to the specific short position, which of course they would anyway

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 July 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

I'm not sure why though (on either part)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 July 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

There's a Titania McGrath kids book now. That has to be the most sinister thing I've encountered for a while.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 July 2020 22:32 (five years ago)

<3 susan orlean

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 July 2020 06:39 (five years ago)

Andrew Farrell
Posted: July 17, 2020 at 1:00:31 PM
Not necessarily, people are shorting Tesla all day every day (and on balance losing shitloads of money on it), it wouldn't be easy to pick you out of the crowds when it started paying out.

still putting yrself on a list of suspects

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 July 2020 17:25 (five years ago)


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