Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

I wonder what we'd have to do to get Poch back at this stage.

must be so dispiriting seeing spurs go from one of the most watchable teams to that pile of garbage last night. at least man u fans had the lvg /moyes comedy years to line their stomachs with before being served mou's foul gruel

I just fundamentally hate watching them in a way I didn't even under Tactics Tim or in the absolute doldrums of the AVB era. There's just nothing worth watching and it's not like we're difficult to break down or even especially effective as a trade-off.

I wonder if there are any other Southampton managers we can poach.

Spurs' problems go far beyond Mourinho but he also seems like the worst person in the world to try to solve them.

i don't think he's trying tbf

Jol's available iirc 😗

This squad with Jol would be a lot more fun, 4-4 every game and probably no lower down the league than we are already.

AVB is still only 42.

Was just reminiscing the other day about the time when he jacked football management in to do some kind of trans-Siberian rally and crashed on the first day.

marseille had a p good season! albeit he still uses his spurs tactic of having his team take a lot of shots from sub-optimal positions whilst forcing the opposition to also take shots from poor positions just less of them. the abiding memory i have of spursAVB is andros townsend smacking 35 yard shots.

anyway number0 otm

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

― Number None, Thursday, July 9, 2020 7:57 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Obv hate West Ham as much as everyone else but delighted for Antonio tbh.

Swapping grealish for antonio this week is the highlight of my fantasy league season

sad that Watford are stopping up, feel bad for Norwich about just what a total capitulation their season's been, but taking that in stride seems like the Norwich way

Chelsea defending is shambolic. 2-0.

lol they've scored again? it's all a bit :/ but i'm clearly not cheering for Chelsea

And again!

finishing the season with a flourish

McBurnie on fire. No pun intended.

Love to see it

decent first half, deserve to be in front tbh

hehehe

love2lol at Shitford

Oh Jota you really need to get this out of your system

Yeah, that should do it you beauty

Pass from Ruben was reasonable too

Adama out

Best we've played since the restart, restart still sucks tho.

Outrageous VAR call.

The VAR saga continues. That’s not a handball. That’s a shoulder. Poor Sakho and poor Palace. Villa let off. #avfc #cpfc pic.twitter.com/XC29cLNXIg

— Wiz 🐏 (@pitterpatterhq) July 12, 2020

Missed Wolves. Had a terrible night and slept in. Glad for the win!

played well, Jota's goal was a peach

nobody's VARing that Villa goal, lol

stunned that SV is literally watching this ahead of the cricket rn

presumably he'll miss Shannon Gabriel smashing the winning six as Arsenal score their third

I’m switching between the two but mostly watching the cricket!

We were owed an unspeakably stupid disallowed goal against Palace to be fair. Not sure we were owed one against Sheffield Utd though?

Congratulations to the despicable fash cunt Pepe Reina on keeping a clean sheet

Not having a bad day so far.

Great corner.

Miracles will never cease.

She might well be undermining them - that's a different issue - just saying she isn't necessarily straying outside her remit.

Its possible and maybe likely she might fancy a crack at Shadow Chancellor as well and is auditioning for the role in anticipation of a future reshuffle.

i still don't see how that helps Spurs

:D

Any other manager would be twenty points ahead.

lol

Not sure Bournemouth will score again this season.

lol, if they were going to get a goal it would be like this.

Amazing.

Solanke as well, never thought I’d see the day.

SV ruining a perfect day with some top-class jinx savagery

ruining? i mean enhancing

I was gonna say

You’re welcome but I think the credit should go to whichever betting cartel has nobbled the Leicester defence.