you can't public policy your way out of dicks existing tbrr
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, July 6, 2020 1:03 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 July 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
'And' is just 'cum'.
― pomenitul, Monday, July 13, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link
Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, July 14, 2020 8:34 PM (seven minutes ago)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, July 14, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link
Hmm
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
the dead wish they could choogle.
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, July 17, 2020 7:18 PM
― pomenitul, Friday, 17 July 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
lol
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 17 July 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
El TombotoPosted: 11 June 2020 at 01:11:37My favorite rimworld streamer discovered terraria and is now on hour 23 of his hardcore stream
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
"rimworld"
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
contact your doctor if you experience hardcore stream for 4 hours or more
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
misread rimworld steamer
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link
I’m ok with the top 2 but deleuze is more fun than any of these guys except maybe fred on occasion
― If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be truncated in (Left), Tuesday, July 21, 2020 11:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:10 (three years ago) link
Good one.
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 09:34 (three years ago) link
nice cups xp
― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 28, 2020 9:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link
This is about Underworld, right?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
Right now I am really valuing walking round the corner to get coffee because Tina, who makes me coffee, is the only human being other than my wife who I am seeing in the flesh on a regular basis.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 10:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
I'm trying to mark my tops when the passion is high.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, August 2, 2020 3:16 bookmarkflaglink
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link
Ooh la la
― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 2 August 2020 05:58 (three years ago) link
Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre)Posted: 13 August 2020 at 17:02:13This semi is really pretty bad, but I can enjoy bad snooker
― caută tu singur (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
Harsh but fair
― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 August 2020 06:11 (three years ago) link
i liked weather, but i preferred dept of speculation.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, August 26, 2020 11:49 PM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link
just curious, I haven't been to NYC in years, but was Century 21 destroyed in 9/11 or just damaged?
― naked and sexually active alien (rip van wanko), Friday, September 11, 2020 3:24 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link
destroyed
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
work out to eat out
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, September 11, 2020 11:37 AM
― pomenitul, Friday, 11 September 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
yeah, i have no idea where i'm putting that
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, October 7, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Spottie, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
a bit oblique but i'll allow it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Every year I look for minor celebrities with cancer. Also dwarfs, I've had success with dwarfs.
― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
What's the 3rd joke supposed to be? Penis in mouth?― Tuomas, Tuesday, December 1, 2020 7:08 AM
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
:D
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
you feeling the men?
― J0rdan S., Monday, March 5, 2012 10:02 PM (eight years ago)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 January 2021 17:44 (three years ago) link
xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link
― Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
Omg thank u needed to laugh
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link
There goes ol' Neanderthal, bragging about the girth again. Insufferable.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link
;)
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link
Jst a hypothetical but wd trump be banned immediately on principle if he created an ilx account, or would mods wait for fp to do its thing
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
It is massively scary that it took five years+ of his bullshit, plus an impeachment, plus literally losing reelection, for all these people to even cautiously turn on him.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
jesus, I refuse to eat an arsehole with teeth― calzino, Friday, January 15, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
i love when Kenneth Branagh's in my shitter― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 27, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:13 (three years ago) link
I love crying
― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:38 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
robPosted: 1 February 2021 at 20:48:13wow I'm leaning a lot today on ilx. first about castration, now this
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
Oh no I'm thinking being of potato croquettes
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, February 4, 2021 1:06 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Thursday, 4 February 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link
my ex-wife, still sleeping, once woke me up at about 6am to ask me "can i taunt (sic)
jim in vancouver
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
"Can i taunt (sic)" - Chief Keef
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
about to remove my bookmark― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 7, 2021 5:31 PM
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link
Probably lots I could name. Chastity Belt comes to mind.
― o. nate, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link
My new revelations: 1) I should really wear a mask if/when I rob people and 2) if I do rob or kill someone, I think I should get out of that area ASAP. Also need to figure out how to open locked/closed doors so that I can do more robbing.― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:00 PM
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 February 2021 20:02 (three years ago) link
I need a good autostraddle
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link
tbf that's how he meant it in context too though
Well, yeah.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link
"Damn, great-great-grandpa Jebediah was HUNG!"― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 1, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link