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2 goals in 3 minutes plus probably 3 stoppage time minutes?

maybe?

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 July 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

I'd retest them all for the rona tbh

― Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 July 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

I blame Lawrenson.

Kiss of death.

― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 July 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

West Ham next up before the mighty ASM. I hope he scores five

― imago, Sunday, 5 July 2020 13:18 (five years ago)

Good game. Soucek was an excellent buy.

2-2 immediately after he scores though.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

This is being played at walking pace.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 6 July 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

This is a bit better.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 6 July 2020 19:30 (five years ago)

is hugo drunk again? wanting to fight sonny

― oscar bravo, Monday, 6 July 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

Wtf was that all about?

what’s going on here with lloris and son then pic.twitter.com/EvS6pf79h7
— em🪐 (@afc3mily) July 6, 2020

― chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 6 July 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

I wonder if Spurs can win without having a shot on target.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

Sessegnon omitted from the squad without an injury. idk what kind of future he has.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 09:48 (five years ago)

Welbeck bicycle kick!

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

2 lovely goals in a minute there

― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 18:33 (five years ago)

when's the last time palace had 65% possession in a half? low key battering chelsea here

― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

ffs

― Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

^^^bemoaning watford's glorious march to safety as much as chelsea winning

tbf this is the first time i've kind of wanted palace to win a game in a while, shame

― imago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:12 (five years ago)

yeah a little from both columns, slightly disappointed Leicester have equalized but i can live with a draw here

― Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

Oof. 94th minute winner for Sheffield United.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

John Egan again.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

Hello

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

Everyone leapfrogging spurs but jose is a wily old fox so you should hang on to that tenth place for now

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

wolves brigade didn't livetweet that one sadly

― imago, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 19:30 (five years ago)

i was working and unexpectedly training so I missed it. sadly I looked up in time to see the game-winner :(

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

Spurs back to being all over the place.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

I was sat outside a pub with a Blades fan 😕

― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

sorry

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

adam smith struck by the hidden hand a few times there

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

An hour in, Spurs have registered zero shots on target against a team that has conceded nine goals in the last two matches.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

Kane looks a physical wreck

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

He looks terrible but doesn’t get paid much unless he plays.

By my count, Spurs have had three shots on target in the last 250 minutes of football.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

both these sides look drunk

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:32 (five years ago)

there's what, 10 minutes of injury time to go too?

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

my admiration for watford fc dictates that spurs must score, despite the lols if otherwise

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:36 (five years ago)

Amazing

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

lol, why not?

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

That’s handball, tho.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:48 (five years ago)

Awww, heartless bastard var

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:48 (five years ago)

I think it’s fair to assume nobody at Spurs wants to play Suduva Marijampolė in the Europa League qualifiers next season so they’ve agreed to finish tenth.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

Hiring Jose after his second Chelsea stint was stupid. Hiring him after his time at Utd was gross negligence

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2020 18:57 (five years ago)

Tottenham have become the first team to fail to have a shot on target against Bournemouth since Middlesbrough in the Championship in March 2015.
— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) July 9, 2020

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Classic Mou.

― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

my admiration for watford fc dictates that united must score another five, albeit with apologies to sgt biscuits and windsor davies

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

i guess if i really admired watford fc i'd back them to beat west ham and send them down at long, glorious last, and ought to be supporting villa here

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

that was a foul by Fernandes tbh

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

that is an absolute nonsense from VAR

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:47 (five years ago)

fun hearing gary neville slowly casting off utd blinkers and getting angrier about it

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

you've obviously never listened to him commentate on a Utd game

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

no i know he's pretty fair

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 19:59 (five years ago)

this kid has a zero-backlift cannonball, he's like hasselbaink

― imago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

goal machine

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 9 July 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

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