Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

what an impossibly shit year

This whole situation has me increasingly defaulting to direly pessimistic personal forecasts, feeling like all the best of life has just abruptly dried up...I keep seeing myself at 75 or 80, fixating on my parents’ mortality, my kids’ bleak futures.

lol I have a drawerful of MDMA that would come in handy but don’t think it’s possible to share responsibly while socially distancing

maybe I just need to double down and give myself a day in the woods with it

I'm driving six hours on Saturday to the Finger Lakes in NY to go to my Mother-in-Law's wedding on Sunday. We're going in commando; in and out. 15-45 minutes in a restaurant for the ceremony and then 6 hour drive back on Sunday.

fun!

that's some dedication

Find a safe ecstasy friend

fuck it, I just put on Mayhem - Deathcrush. that helped my mood a little. and short at 18 minutes.

ha I was on zing and forgot this isn’t 77

I meant M&M’s, I am always getting those mixed up

xp I would like to!

MDMMs

melts in your mind not in your hand

Lol

The place I work has just posted two 'washable' face masks to every person in the organization - as one of my colleagues has just pointed out, they look like tiny underpants. I don't know how practical washable masks are? Some of us are going back on Monday to prepare for (partial) re-opening to the public late in the month, they haven't asked me though... yet.

you put them on your face. and you wash them if you need to. what level of practicality are you aiming for? do you want to actually use them as tiny underpants?

I meant do they actually remain as effective after x amount of washes?

Knowing where I work, they'll be cheap rubbish that falls apart after a couple of washes.

Someone gave out email addresses for the FL DEO processing team. Unfortunately, some of said assholes are just spamming the fucking things, but due to the long phone waits and website being down the last two days, I emailed them politely asking for help.

One of them replied with a note that they fixed her issue and payments should resume!

For my mother's unemployment.

Depends on what material it's made out of. I have cotton washable masks, I assume whatever their effectiveness is isn't diminished by washing.

100% cotton. I'm still not getting on a bus to go to and from work.

The best, most practical guidance I've found for washing your (reusable/cotton) masks is not the more extreme omg, wash them everyday at high water temperatures and then dry them at high heat, it's to actually treat them the same way you would treat your underwear. That is, if you wear your underwear for a full day, it's probably a good idea to put on a clean pair the next day. But if you only wear your underwear for half an hour or an hour a day, you probably don't need to wash that underwear everyday, barring exceptions that would probably be pretty obvious at the time.

so like your dinner underwear

people out there with some weird underwear protocols I have never heard of before

also the best Mission Impossible movie

you don't change your underwear every half hour?

xp

underrated INXS song

if it's a sunny day, hanging your mask outdoors will dry out any droplets.

A skidmark a day keeps...well... everybody away

if you only wear your underwear for half an hour or an hour a day

great, not going to be able to sleep tonight because this image is now haunting my every waking thought

i think i'd wear it immediately after using the toilet - catch some of those tiny pee dribbles

If you wear your underwear for only half an hour a day, and then you use that same pair of underwear as a face covering half an hour of day, then taken in tandem you only have to do the wash half as much. That's just science.

if you shit in your mask, make sure you wash it before putting it back on your face

ah, so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

sales of brown masks are up

that's why I change my underwear once every 30 mins. yes I do have a high fibre diet thanks for asking

This thread has taken a disturbingly scatological turn.

https://wmmr.com/2020/05/26/woman-protests-lockdown-bikini-made-of-masks/

If you stay in bed in your dressing gown all day, you don't even need underwear.

"performance art"

lol I went into the comments on that performance artist's posts and one of my friends had already ripped her apart a month ago

My rona test came back negative 6 hours after I had the swab but I didn’t know for 6 days because I missed the text message.

Doesn’t really matter, we’re back in lockdown from tomorrow anyway.

if it's like most text messages from a hospital, it was like

31304 PATIENT, Ed TRANSACTION ID 3242DA NEGATIVE
DO YOU WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS TEXT
ANSWER NO FOR MORE OPTIONS

RESPONSE CODE 92SAPOLOGY TEXT
WAS INVENTED BY FUTURE
REPLY YES TO SUBSCRIBE
ANSWER NOW FOR NO MORE OPTIONS
ANSWER NO FOR MORE OPTIONS NOW

My wife and I got back Sunday from our weekend trip to my mother-in-law's wedding, presumably without COVID-19 in tow. After originally cancelling a week ago, we finally agreed to be there. We stayed outside for the picnic the night before, wore masks mostly, and socially distanced always, going inside to use the bathroom for two minutes one time each. Sunday we went inside the restaurant with masks for the ceremony for about twenty minutes, then stayed outside and socially distanced for another forty minutes, then got the hell out of there.

Everyone wore masks and socially distanced for the most part, but there was some sloppy mask (i.e mask on but off nose). I am glad the entire experience is over.

*sloppy mask usage*

Oh cool, my boss just says the WHO says don’t wear masks, just stand 1 meter apart.

Just got an email from my work asking me to read and accept a return-to-work document, so looks like we're good to go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U

h cool, my boss just says the WHO says don’t wear masks, just stand 1 meter apart.

― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, July 7, 2020

usually good advice if Roger Daltrey is shirtless in a room