love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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Luckily I've never knowingly listened to the cunt's melt-tastic music

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:29 (five years ago)

Corbyn fans out there saying maybe it would be an idea to stop gaslighting Black and Muslim people who want overeager policing and structural discrimination towards them acknowledged by the leadership?

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:34 (five years ago)

I've heard MT is the musical equivalent of a Dunty barbershop quartet covering Belle & Sebastien. Never heard either tbh!

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:37 (five years ago)

I'd never tell anyone not to vote for Labour, and some smug prick telling you it's practically your duty to vote for them really gets my blood up.

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:56 (five years ago)

scientists have been warning us for years about tundra melt

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:57 (five years ago)

lol!

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 09:59 (five years ago)

I am low-key Twitter pals with the great man but I certainly don't engage him on politics, lol (and not because I completely agree!)

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:04 (five years ago)

So basically an semi-informed semi-celebrity called Max is going to indulge in a bit of vote-shaming every Thursday from now on?

Meanwhile, schools basically back to normal in September with all the difficult stuff left to headteachers to decide.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:16 (five years ago)

imo we should all hold hands and forgive the melt friends we all have, they know not what they do

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:20 (five years ago)

alternative point of view: execute the fuckers, they will never be of any worth

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:21 (five years ago)

my son is going back tomorrow. they've closed the dinner hall and food is brought to the classroom, they have a serious social distancing regime as much as is possible for an autism school. They have fucked off local authority transport and doing in-house transport. He is only going one day a week to acclimatise him to the new regime. Barnsley where about three quarters of the staff come from is a Rona hotspot, so I'm slightly nervous about all this still.

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:21 (five years ago)

i know how important respite can be for everybody involved, best to hold onto that thought and trust the teachers to do their best

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:22 (five years ago)

not had a day off for 5 months and I'm running out of t shirts and on the verge of becoming a f/t smoker again so a day is needed!

it's nice to know that Tundra sometimes takes a break from venturing on a Fantastic Voyage up his own arsehole to do smalltalk and make great music, what a relief!

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:24 (five years ago)

obv also Alex is missing the fuck out of school!

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:25 (five years ago)

meanwhile, what? the? fuck? does? this? mean???

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eb6dWfIWoAE23g-?format=jpg&name=900x900

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:25 (five years ago)

"i encourage the Prime Minister to go for it, but also i am putting you on notice that i will say 'i told you so' when this thing i'm encouraging you to do goes tits up"

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:26 (five years ago)

must be a lawyer ting

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:27 (five years ago)

Johnson has worked out how to play that one back at him now, I'm surprised they're still going with it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:28 (five years ago)

good news chaps

https://unearthed.greenpeace.org/2020/07/01/boris-new-deal-creates-a-loophole-for-developers-to-ignore-biodiversity/

i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:28 (five years ago)

'terminus house' the most appropriately-named building in a while

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:31 (five years ago)

when he isn't being Schrödinger's Melt he's saying he supports what the tory govt are doing but he's morally superior to them, because he feels bad for how many needless deaths their bungling inaction is causing?

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:32 (five years ago)

what i will say for sir kier is that he is playing a bad hand badly

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:33 (five years ago)

good luck with the school thing calz

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:33 (five years ago)

cheers

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:34 (five years ago)

as a fifty push-up real man he Starmzy doesn't wanna stop the lads going dahn the boozah to catch the ronah

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:34 (five years ago)

He's following the polling there, definitely. The majority of the country agrees, dunno if that's lockdown fatigue, worry over livelihoods or that people have absorbed the government messaging that really everything is going to be fine now.

Be interesting to see how that breaks down according to region, though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:37 (five years ago)

i opened that biodiversity report btw, with one part particularly in mind

In the recent past the GB has intercepted two species (Asian hornet Vespa velutina
and raccoon Procyon lotor), eradicated three species (African clawed toad Xenopus
laevis, fathead minnow Pimephales promelas and black bullhead Ameiurus melas)
and eradication is underway for a further four (water primrose Ludwigia grandiflora,
topmouth gudgeon Pseudorasorba parva, monk parakeet Myiopsitta monachus,
American bullfrog Lithobates catesbeianus).
GB’s first contingency plan for an INNS, the Asian hornet (Vespa velutina) has been
adopted and measures implemented, leading to the destruction of two confirmed nests
in England since 2016 so far preventing their spread into the UK (Defra 2017).
On a larger-scale, the GB Ruddy Duck Eradication Programme, which began in 2005,
is almost complete. The population has been reduced from 4,400 to around 20-25
birds. Control is ongoing.

tf is wrong with monk parakeets and ruddy ducks u fucking loons

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:39 (five years ago)

also raccoons! altho i can see why they'd be disruptive. but raccoons!

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:40 (five years ago)

xp combo of lockdown fatigue and the government somehow conveying the impression that they've got covid done and wow a thousand deaths a week became background noise even quicker than I predicted

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:40 (five years ago)

there is wild colony of parakeets in my locality, they've been there decades apparently and it was nothing to do with jimi hendrix. What a beautiful sight they are.

calzino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:42 (five years ago)

I don't know what Greenpeace's endgame is imago, roll back to a pre-Norman ecosystem? Pre-Roman? Pre the last ice age land bridge?

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:42 (five years ago)

If they go after the wallabies in the peak district I'm gonna form an armed militia to shoot on sight tho

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:43 (five years ago)

What a beautiful sight they are.

Noisy fuckers tho

nashwan, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:46 (five years ago)

the parakeets you usually see are ring-necked, and the bat is def out of the bag there

monk parakeets are smaller and newer. absolutely no idea why they need eradicating. i suspect they don't

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:47 (five years ago)

*cat, even

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:47 (five years ago)

Monk parakeets don't seem to be much of a threat to 'native' wildlife but apparently they build large communal nests that can disrupt electricity supplies

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2011/apr/24/monk-parakeets-culled-dangers-species

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:57 (five years ago)

The key problem is the huge communal nests built by the monk parakeets as these can cause blackouts when built on pylons and then drenched by rain. The US has already spent millions of dollars removing nests for this reason. The nests have also been linked to fires.

I assume this isn't all parakeets - our living room is at treetop level and we've had a couple of parakeets hanging out there for much of lockdown and no one is fucking with them at this point.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:57 (five years ago)

What's wrong with Ruddy Ducks?

Mark G, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:59 (five years ago)

Those don't look especially safe, give them time and the monk parakeet will probably end up eradicating itself.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:00 (five years ago)

otm

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:01 (five years ago)

The majority of the country agrees, dunno if that's lockdown fatigue, worry over livelihoods or that people have absorbed the government messaging that really everything is going to be fine now.

About half the population round here is milling around as usual, no masks and no distancing and bleak looks for anyone who tries to scramble out of a 1m radius, so definitely seems to me like both #1 and #3 are happening.

Re Tundra, I grimaced at that tweet and its replies, but as with another Jewish friend of mine who used to be v v Labour but hates Corbyn - I don't believe JC was antisemitic and think the claims against him were almost entirely made in horribly bad faith, but I also don't want to skate too close to implying to Jewish people that their concerns were made up by saying anything even least-worst-option about Corbyn, so... time to shrug and leave the room when these topics come up, I guess?

sorry, this post is v boring and parakeets are much better, more parakeets please

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:01 (five years ago)

Ruddy Duck is even more sinister tbh - it's to prevent it interbreeding with the v similar White-Headed Duck in Spain. basically it's eugenics

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:03 (five years ago)

let the birds breed however they want, your priority is protecting the fucking ecosystems u fucking racists

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:04 (five years ago)

I wdn't throw shade on any Jewish person hating Corbyn for antisemitism, fairly or not, but the tweet upthread was pure melt realism re: how to win an election by promising not to change anything

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:04 (five years ago)

white-headed duck are a protected species in spain and if they disappear, the ecological protections afforded to their habitat will be eroded - it is about protecting the ecosystems xp

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:05 (five years ago)

environmentalists in having a weird platonic notion of speciation shocker

Committee of Public Scampi (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:06 (five years ago)

basing protection of ecosystems on the genetic preservation of a single species is absolute madness, i will not budge on this

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:07 (five years ago)

are you seriously telling me that if we end up with ruddy/white headed miscegenated superspecies then the Spanish government will wave in the fucking bulldozers

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:08 (five years ago)

afaict if two species can interbreed to produce fertile offspring then really are they even two species anyway

imago, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:10 (five years ago)


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