Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

just curious how "sanders" didn't make the cut

Well, it's true: Trump hasn't yet ordered the extralegal killing of citizens by firing squad like Castro.

worldview be damned

Trump is all talk, not fit to tie Fidel's shoelaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1SpG24rksA

NASCAR dads, empathy moms... too bad there’s no short catchy phrase mad that their grandpa lost his slaves or had his zinc mines expropriated.

Biden was also (I believe?) the only Democratic candidate who referred to the CCP's concentration camps for Uyghurs, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz etc. in Xinjiang as "concentration camps." https://t.co/tw2NU0AoGG

— Casey Michel 🇰🇿 (@cjcmichel) April 19, 2020

WHY ARE THE TWEETS SO BIG NOW

hard times

Bernie Sanders Senator, Vermont
China is engaged in a program of mass internment and cultural genocide against the Uighur people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7D2Gnkrm4

castro wanted the soviets to bomb the us during the cuban missile crisis which is worse than anything trump's even been accused of

By a couple inches

Trump just wants the Russians to put bounties on our troops without consequences, and help him steal another election.

castro wanted the soviets to bomb the us during the cuban missile crisis which is worse than anything trump's even been accused of

trump is fine with a million uighurs in concentration camps

world leaders, whatcha gonna do

We were actively trying to have Castro killed, hard to fathom why he might have considered us an enemy.

are we having this argument?

Both things are true. And for the most part Cubans have had nothing but dictators and American rubber stampers for a century.

I'm just responding to the "he wanted the Russians to bomb us" bit, which is pretty ridiculous. I can't believe the island nation we were terrorizing wanted their biggest ally to defend them, the horror the horror.

Maybe all this Cold War shit is just a version of Michael Jordan on shoe buyers - liberals buy defense stocks too.

#4: when he died, JFK was using socialist journalists to negotiate a secret peace with Fidel Castro

— Dead Astronaut (@corpseinorbit) August 13, 2017

Both pillheads, both sex criminals, both have funny accents... maybe the JFK Jr Q-Anon conspiracy is true

https://46.media.tumblr.com/eb72537f4fe3ae7a0faa0c7e6b4df442/tumblr_p772c820j71we0p6lo1_640.gif

nepotistic
mob-tied
dying in Texas

back, and to the left

devastating good looks

how's your mousse

Donnie died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus

I don't mind the sun sometimes...

lads

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

Cubans have had nothing but dictators and American rubber stampers for a century.

And before that they were part of the forward-thinking and ever-so-progressive rump of the Spanish Empire. They just can't seem to win in the sweepstakes to see whose boot heel they will live under.

fwiw I would way rather be a citizen of Cuba than the USA especially at....this particular time lol

I'd rather live in the Earth's core rn

unlike the majority of ilxors I actually enjoy being alive

Fucked up

I was enjoying being alive as recently as March

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

got bad news for you about which country has used them

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

try pitching this to some UK centrists, you’d be surprised

That's true.

In the UK you have to sound keen on starting a nuclear war to be taken seriously as a politician.

Centrists in both US and UK love to bomb weddings in far away countries. Boring it ain't.

I’ll read my daily briefings.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 1, 2020

Biden reading number of evictions going up month by month and nodding away.

joe biden 2020: i won't throw up in your yard

I like this guy, Joe Biden, more and more

Biden emerges from a contested Democratic primary with no serious threat on his left flank, according to Times/Siena polling in the battlegrounds.
Sanders supporters back him 87-4
Warren supporters back him 96-0 https://t.co/TrJFx5ue0r

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 8, 2020

like in the way one would support nasal cavity swabbing

though I guess it doesn't matter

Despite our worst fears, the ILX thread "Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, Delaware), to Run for President", on the world-famous website, "I Love Everything", did not in fact undermine support for Biden.

The 96% of Warren supporters backing Biden were still wrong, however.

On MSNBC, @BernieSanders says his task forces with @JoeBiden made an "honest effort to come up with a compromise" on the issues and that, "if implemented, will make Biden the most progressive president since FDR."

— Adam Kelsey (@adamkelsey) July 9, 2020

WPA part 2

implemented if true

This is just bait for the @AdamSerwer thesis. They have no clue how to run against this guy. https://t.co/yQJFzrd2fE

— Brian Wasik (@BrianRWasik) July 9, 2020

lol