haha this is to obscure to be useful, but:
"So we promptly identified ourselves as Olice..."
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"If the snorkel doesn't fit, you must acquit"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(sorry, s/b "olice officers")
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"One day I WILL free Willy!"
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"Sustained!"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
You guys are being too funny though. Something that barely even registers, as amusing:
"Let's make this quick, I have a 2 o' clock."
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, June 29, 2009 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hahaha
― zzz (deej), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Your honor, I have to say this trial is going swimmingly."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"Drowned her? I can't even swim!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"Is it so wrong to love Virginia Woolf on as many levels as I do?"
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"Oh, so if you're Michael Phelps it's okay?"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Posting week 4 pic again, it's hidden in 'load them all'land:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2viib7d.jpg
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"But it's true: Mars DOES need women!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"Madoff's son is involved? Your honor, c'mon, just look at him!"
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"No, YOU'RE in contempt!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like there's a workable marco polo gag here somewhere.
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant. Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home. Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath. Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one? Marge: We... went... fishing. Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"All my financial problems can be traced back to the fact that I don't float."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"I congratulate your on your diligence in keeping out illegal immigrants, gentlemen, but I think we can let Mr. Smith go."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
;_;
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
oh did you do one already? did it work?
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I wld say: not really, sorry Dan.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
;_; ;_;
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
"Get ahold of yourself, Bernie. No one's getting waterboarded here."
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, how about just "MARCO!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
That drawing is just so painfully unfunny.
― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
"When my lawyer said he thought I'd be going away for a long time, I figured I would hope for the best."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I am so proud of mine.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Dippy dippy dive and so socialize; how ya gonna make a black nation rise?"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i actually kind of like my "i can't even swim" one, but honestly i don't know what the hell to do with this ugly fucking picture.
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"You're honor, but I actually have a real estate license."
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ whoops that should be "your"
The expressions of his retainers make it seem as though he should be saying something they respectively find in poor taste & shocking.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"Can you explain to the jury exactly what you were doing in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
His right arm's positioning suggests he is arguing a point.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Ha, Roberto, that's great!
"I misunderstood the meaning of sub-prime."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
"I would say I am fairly confident of escaping from Alcatraz, yes."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm a little worried about going over the 50 nominations threshold again. Is there any reason that polls are limited to 50 options? I feel bad when it's poll time and I have to delete caption entries.
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Is the diver's mouth open, or is his bottom lip jutting out in defiance?
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
ZS we shld do like we did with the poetry contest and everyone gets to pick the favorite one of theirs they've come up with.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Pick whichever one of mine you like. None are very good.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought about that Abbott, but I'm worried it would just get too complicated to do since there are already 2 different threads dedicated to the caption contest.
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked dan's marco polo one.
― ledge, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
You could probably fix all of mine by deleting the preambles.
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually, did anyone ever submit their own caption? I get the feeling that no one did.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I did for the first one.
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
eh, i guess i like my speedo and chuck e cheese ones. you can definitely can the rest. looking back over, i like the flight risk one, the snorkel/acquit one and the free willy one. good shit given the weakness of the source material.
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
xposts - i submitted the first two weeks' but i didn't see the third one until today.
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
The flight risk one is pretty excellent.
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link