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Fucksake

That would have been a comedy goal

― chonky floof (groovypanda), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:15 (five years ago)

woulda been an MLS quality gaffe.

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:16 (five years ago)

Nyland has that Enckelmann energy to him, haunted, hapless

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:18 (five years ago)

DONK

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:57 (five years ago)

damn almost the brace there

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:02 (five years ago)

missed it because other unhappy stuff

shd play this out from here

― hotwire my scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:09 (five years ago)

there it is!

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

so we put a Donk on it?

― hotwire my scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

Ings moves ahead of Salah and Aubameyang, one behind Vardy.

I thought this might be a winnable game for Watford but they’ve been really poor.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 June 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

Just turned it on in time to see them pull one back and then tragically concede the free kick, such a shame for them.

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 June 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

Sane has signed for Bayern

― Number None, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

Clive Tyldesley says "proper training" is needed for pundits after a study found "evident bias" in some broadcasts relating to the skin tone of players.
Tyldesley, main football commentator for ITV, said on YouTube he had written to the Professional Footballers' Association about the matter.
He also questioned whether ex-players may have contributed to the findings.
"Co-commentators, ex-players, their members, may well have contributed to the stereotyping," he said.
"I mentor undergraduates. I discuss the business, the purpose of commentary with them - does anyone discuss that with the co-commentators who step straight off the field and pick up a mic?
"Most of the opinions and judgements you hear during commentaries come from the co-comms, they don't come from me, the lead comm."

well now

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

a piece of commentary that's always stuck in my head: Tyldesley referring to the "languid Samuel L. Jackson (?) style" of Nwankwo Kanu

― Number None, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

Greenwood really is an unbelievable finisher

― Number None, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

Yeah he made that look easy

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

Bit of a soggy chip bag performance from Brighton there

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

Aye I was about to say ffs

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

Okay that was fucking greay

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

Um greaT

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

lol I hoped you meant greasy

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:40 (five years ago)

greasy lightning

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

Newcastle gifted a goal inside five minutes.

Bournemouth relying on Solanke (0 goals in 36 matches) and King (4 in 20) to get them back into it.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

Foxes two down already

― chonky floof (groovypanda), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

oof Leicester getting a doing, that 3-6 is still open

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

snap

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

I would love it - love it - if Wolves finished 3rd.

― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:43 (five years ago)

lol me too but even ignoring the run-ins United and probably Chelsea can't be caught. interesting wobble from Leicester tho.

would dearly love one or both of the first two to snap but no way i'd put money on it.

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:45 (five years ago)

has taken me a long time to come to terms with the legit goodness of Fernandes-fired United but it looks legit, heartbreakingly

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

i still maintain without a drop of sour grapes tho that lockdown football is terrible

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

Bournemouth relying on Solanke (0 goals in 36 matches) and King (4 in 20) to get them back into it.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, July 1, 2020 6:07 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

still marvel at lfc getting £35m out of bournemouth for solanke and ibe.

― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

tick.jpg

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

aw shit Leicester pull one back hush ma mouth

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

three for Newcastle fuck me

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

Bournemouth now behind Villa on goal difference.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

go on you Magpies

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

having said that i'll be shouting for West Ham in hour so shrug

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

Newcastle rolling, would Google to see if a Bruce team has ever scored 4 before but hey

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

Kudos Michael, Everton finished the job. Leicester haven't won since the (still bad and wrong) restart iirc

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

fuck me :D

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

double fuck me BBC.com got it backwards again

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

Have just seen the Chelsea score *nods approvingly*

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

shhhhh i'm trying hard not to kiss of death it

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:39 (five years ago)

Will be the best result moyes ever got for united if the hammers hang on tbh

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:42 (five years ago)

Great timing lads.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

wasn't me

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

bollocks :(

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

the real quiz is hoping west ham go down so kiu chelsea

― imago, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:53 (five years ago)

gtf outlander :D

― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

Yarmolenko!

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

haha lol whut?

― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

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