Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

Sure, and Kellyanne Conway's husband, the guy who picked Sarah Palin for VP, and a former Rudy Guiliani campaign manager are definitely the dream team who will make it happen

they cheated themselves, like i knew they would

told u they were trouble

Detrumpifying the GOP requires a time machine, a shotgun and a list of every John Birch Society member circa 1958.

Are Trump’s new GOP establishment consultants behind the nickname pivot? https://t.co/QIKMZ1wLIy pic.twitter.com/WKiLO3AUXb

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) June 28, 2020

+1 for swampbutt joe

1) Where did he come from?
2) Where did he go?

lol

i hear some people saying that if it wasn't for swampy joe, you'd have been married a long time ago; lots of people saying that

from the notepad:

Hoppy Joe (make people think he's a drunk?)
Papi Joe (is this racist enough or no?)
Moppy Joe (basically Obama's janitor?)
Be-Boppy Joe (old guy, listens to DIzzy and Bird?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo

"I call him Joe-dici because he's been unable to adapt to the demands of the modern market of the 2000's"

i always think of him as Muppet Joe since he took a pic with them and has had the big banks' fist up his ass since birth

😮

In a new ad @JoeBiden mixes footage of Black Lives Matter rallies, the COVID-19 outbreak, & scary images of Trump together to declare "Fidel, Chavez, Maduro, & Trump" are cut from the same cloth

Why then has Trump intensified attacks on Cuba & Venezuela during his presidency? pic.twitter.com/1hajo941Z6

— Anya Parampil (@anyaparampil) July 1, 2020

If you don’t like the commentary you can still watch this stunning ad.

Biden should make a hologram of Reagan his VP.

unbelievable

how fucking completely tone deaf can ppl be

just curious how "sanders" didn't make the cut

Well, it's true: Trump hasn't yet ordered the extralegal killing of citizens by firing squad like Castro.

worldview be damned

Trump is all talk, not fit to tie Fidel's shoelaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1SpG24rksA

NASCAR dads, empathy moms... too bad there’s no short catchy phrase mad that their grandpa lost his slaves or had his zinc mines expropriated.

Biden was also (I believe?) the only Democratic candidate who referred to the CCP's concentration camps for Uyghurs, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz etc. in Xinjiang as "concentration camps." https://t.co/tw2NU0AoGG

— Casey Michel 🇰🇿 (@cjcmichel) April 19, 2020

WHY ARE THE TWEETS SO BIG NOW

hard times

Bernie Sanders Senator, Vermont
China is engaged in a program of mass internment and cultural genocide against the Uighur people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7D2Gnkrm4

castro wanted the soviets to bomb the us during the cuban missile crisis which is worse than anything trump's even been accused of

By a couple inches

Trump just wants the Russians to put bounties on our troops without consequences, and help him steal another election.

castro wanted the soviets to bomb the us during the cuban missile crisis which is worse than anything trump's even been accused of

trump is fine with a million uighurs in concentration camps

world leaders, whatcha gonna do

We were actively trying to have Castro killed, hard to fathom why he might have considered us an enemy.

are we having this argument?

Both things are true. And for the most part Cubans have had nothing but dictators and American rubber stampers for a century.

I'm just responding to the "he wanted the Russians to bomb us" bit, which is pretty ridiculous. I can't believe the island nation we were terrorizing wanted their biggest ally to defend them, the horror the horror.

Maybe all this Cold War shit is just a version of Michael Jordan on shoe buyers - liberals buy defense stocks too.

#4: when he died, JFK was using socialist journalists to negotiate a secret peace with Fidel Castro

— Dead Astronaut (@corpseinorbit) August 13, 2017

Both pillheads, both sex criminals, both have funny accents... maybe the JFK Jr Q-Anon conspiracy is true

https://46.media.tumblr.com/eb72537f4fe3ae7a0faa0c7e6b4df442/tumblr_p772c820j71we0p6lo1_640.gif

nepotistic
mob-tied
dying in Texas

back, and to the left

devastating good looks

how's your mousse

Donnie died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus

I don't mind the sun sometimes...

lads

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

Cubans have had nothing but dictators and American rubber stampers for a century.

And before that they were part of the forward-thinking and ever-so-progressive rump of the Spanish Empire. They just can't seem to win in the sweepstakes to see whose boot heel they will live under.

fwiw I would way rather be a citizen of Cuba than the USA especially at....this particular time lol

I'd rather live in the Earth's core rn

unlike the majority of ilxors I actually enjoy being alive