Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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i think that for kane is probably, all things considered, the softest yellow card i've ever seen

― imago, Tuesday, June 23, 2020 1:28 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ref is a cunt

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

channeling dmac

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:07 (five years ago)

RIP big man

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

I thought Spurs looked pretty good for the last 40 minutes, or so. The problem, at least since Eriksen lost form / left, has been they're completely incapable of breaking down a team committed to defending. They're reduced, for the most part, to hopeful Aurier crosses and shooting from outside the box. When they game gets stretched, they're far more dangerous.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 06:54 (five years ago)

Happy anniversary to the great moment in British print media history pic.twitter.com/xRbr4lGilD

— Ken Twix | #promote2 (@kentwix12) June 24, 2020

calzino, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 11:47 (five years ago)

Many West Ham fans seem to believe that their club is going down.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:25 (five years ago)

Luckily for West Ham fans Bournemouth are probably worse, but I'm not sure Villa are.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:53 (five years ago)

Villa West Ham is the final game. Could be tasty but Villa have quite a few tough matches before then

chonky floof (groovypanda), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:02 (five years ago)

This would surely be the best squad to get relegated in the PL era?

How long is Haller out for?

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:10 (five years ago)

Surely not?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:16 (five years ago)

West Ham 02-03 was probably the best squad I can remember going down but that was mostly in light of what they went on to do elsewhere.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:19 (five years ago)

Carrick, Defoe, Cole, etc yes but there were three Scott Mintos for every Frederic Kanoute. On paper, the current squad looks very solid from front to back.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:26 (five years ago)

fulham last season is surely a good shout for that

imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:41 (five years ago)

That Fulham team was one of the worst defences I can remember watching in the PL though.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

Current West Ham side is solid enough but completely devoid of ideas or creativity, even before Moyes.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

yeah if they go down - still feel maybe not - it'll be purely because Moyes hasn't got his head around the fact that you need to win sometimes

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:01 (five years ago)

That's the weird thing. Ogbonna, Diop and Fredericks will probably end up at better clubs than West Ham if they do go down, they're protected by Soucek and Rice, who are both usually excellent, and they've somehow managed to concede more goals than anyone apart from Villa and Norwich.

West Ham have some great, creative players as well - they're just not performing, or not set up to perform.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

they maybe had two proper chances against us - at home, mind - on Saturday, and seemed set up to do nothing more than stop us

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:10 (five years ago)

i feel like Moyes mayn't be the most inspiring presence either

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:15 (five years ago)

suppose i'm gonna have to track down a stream this evening, fucking BT ffs

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:17 (five years ago)

Are they that great creatively? Fornals hasn't really adapted to English football yet despite a flash here or there just before the lockdown. Antonio, Snodgrass and Lanzini can all be very good but are also all very injury-prone, same with Yarmolenko, the less said about Wilshere the better. It's not exactly a squad you can rely on.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

Yarmolenko, Antonio and Anderson are all good creative players. I think Lanzini and Fornals could do well at another club. The common theme is that the underlying quality is there but none of it actually works in practice on the pitch.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 14:38 (five years ago)

And it's Hi Ho Wolverhampton iirc

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

Shit, Patricio knocks out Ake after 4 mins

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

Oh good, we've gotta play a cheating cunt ref as well

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

First moment of glory from Adama draws the card

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

Which Ruben makes a balls of

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

Not much in that first half.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

Nah I'd like to think it was game management but we were just off it for the first half hour

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

just casually watching an ASM masterclass, everyone's favourite player. somehow newcastle haven't scored yet

imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

Get the fuck in

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

Traore, Jimenez, 1-0

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

GOAAAAALLLLLLLL

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:22 (five years ago)

Luckily for West Ham fans Bournemouth are probably worse, but I'm not sure Villa are.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:53 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure they aren't watching this tbh

imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

martial 3 - 0 sheff utd

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:34 (five years ago)

first hat-trick since 2013...

Number None, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:36 (five years ago)

Suppose there is no hope left seeing Newcastle go down is there? :(

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

Feel like pure shit just want lockdown back

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

Oh Pedro shd've killed them

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

still it's SCAM-PO WOLVERHAMPTON iirc

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

Good win. Yea Neto shoulda buried that but good match!

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:57 (five years ago)

must've been tough conditions to play in, happy to settle for ruthless efficiency at this point in the season

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 18:57 (five years ago)

this is a soothing balm

imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

Bring back VAR

or something, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

I enjoyed that

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

come on City

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

ffs

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

KDB that's the spirit

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:28 (five years ago)

that

is sick

imago, Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

lol missed a sitter you cunt

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:44 (five years ago)


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