US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

the only solution is for biden and trump to do an academic decathlon like in billy madison

I'll take Business Ethics, Jack

“I’ve lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point.”

Underrated REM lyrics I have loved...

Parscale OUT

Trump definitely told someone to tell someone to tell him he's fired, right?

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/105484675_4311156538901978_7132946253322699313_n.png?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=oV3ajU18peIAX--T-hD&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=22372ded4ffb61f0deaba53e4d2abcf2&oe=5F15DB04

three hours ago: Parscale can't be fired because he's paying Eric's wife and Don's mistress $180,000 a year in stolen campaign funds

one hour ago: Parscale might fall on his sword, Kushner might be removed from running the campaign

Haha

I don’t know if any of that is true, but yes, I believe all of that and it is true

Where are the protesters?

who is supposed to be protesting and wtf are they supposed to be protesting?? god they're all such simpletons.

Xxxp The 2 Arizona church hucksters look like an impro turn they need to add the jokes into.
Hope they prayed the vid away.

thank the lord for science

This is the water and this is the ramp
Drink full and descend

https://i.imgur.com/YpsEMr4.jpg

Asked on June 23 whether he was kidding about slowing coronavirus testing to lower the number of cases, President Trump said, “I don’t kid.”

Let's see Kayleigh McEnany talk her way out of this one! Oh wait...

6 hours pass

"the president was completely joking when he said 'i don't kid', everyone but the fake news media can see that"

Hmm, I wonder what the man who believes in nothing actually meant when a series of word-like sounds escaped from his face anus.

facnus?

one of my favorite peter saville designs

Follow up to Power, Corruption and Lies.

Currently cracking myself up pronouncing face anus as "fosha noo."

pro-tip: you don't need to engage with him on the "i was joking" stuff. you just let normie PACs run that clip in every advert from now until november.

Honestly though, the point about why someone would be joking about an increasingly lethal pandemic is a reasonable one to make

Oh, it's because he's a psychopath who doesn't care about a single non-Donald Trump human life, is why. In case that wasn't clear, people of earth.

Clear to me, but I see no reason not to make his toadies explain that

Looks like Parscale is stepping down to count his money.

one of the plethora of come-to-jesus moments trump is forcing on america should be the discontinuation of the phrase "I was joking"

it is a useless, bullshit cop out every time. the user presumes it should be taken as "you misunderstood me" and it always actually means either "I presented my argument poorly/ignorantly" and/or "I refuse to take responsibility for the things i say"

it's also a signature technique of abusive people

Looks like Parscale is stepping down to count his money.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 23, 2020 1:49 PM

source?

Republicans sent John Cornyn out to troll @SenKamalaHarris while she explained in detail why their bill is a transparent effort to derail actual police reform. It did not go well. pic.twitter.com/gFn5JddH8g

— Chris Harris (@chris_p_harris) June 23, 2020

Looking forward to voting against this fucker

lol

i can't believe he had to do a dramatic pause in order to give himself enough time to come up with that gotcha attempt

That expression is what a goat fucker looks like.

harris: your criticisms of the process are pointless because your own majority leader has already said that republicans won't participate in good faith on police reform

cornyn: .....but we should be on tv, where americans can see us

harris: we are on tv. and the senate judiciary committee hearings are on tv.

cornyn: .....im fuckn a goat

Hmm, I thought I saw reports that Parscale is out. Maybe not? But if he's not, I saw some report that Jared and Ivanka are also mad at him, which means they are throwing him under the bus for the sake of their own access, since there were also reports Trump was mad at Jared.

Anyway, fuck all these horrible assholes.

no thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEj31jwtL8

Can't wait to hear how much of tonight's rally ends up devoted to clearing up all the Fake News about Saturday's rally.

wonder if the 99.9% effective coronavirus technology will get a mention

it's cute when Republicans try to get all sciencey

they only get sciencey when it's seen as compatible with god, or inspired by or even directly created through god

You can tell it's honest because it boasts 99.9% effectiveness. If they had said 100%, then I would have been a little suspicious.

the appropriate "ivory" rule

AP call! Dems just chose their nominee in #VA05, it'll be @DrCameronWebb.

This is a GOP-held seat but the GOP incumbent was ousted at a "drive-thru convention", in part for officiating a same-sex wedding. So Webb will face @GoodForCongress, who used to work at Liberty Univ.

— Taniel (@Taniel) June 23, 2020

This is a potentially big blow to Meadows: I suspect the president doesn't like his endorsed candidates to lose by 30%+. Next time Meadows/Freedom Caucus ask Trump to endorse a friend, wonder how much sway they'll have. https://t.co/nR5biicd7m

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) June 24, 2020

madison cawthorn is 24 years old:

https://i.imgur.com/YN4shkm.png

Mathaniel Cawthorn

from the deepfake wing of the party

My man is running for a seat in western NC and the first sentence of the Key Issues page of his website mentions AOC (and Pelosi).

keepin' them north carolina borders safe