"In this economy??"
― zzz (deej), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^doesnt actually make sense but i might submit it for every cartoon until it does
The new Law Degree from the Marine Institute just wasn't working out in practice.
― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Whaddaya mean not dressed for the occasion? We're in FLORIDA
― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"OK, I admit: I was paid to take a dive!"
― Mark G, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
(groany enuff for yiz?)
HI DERE why 'secretarial pool' rather than 'jury pool'?
― thomp, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
scroll up, I used that one already
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
took me a long time to get that Speedo gag; we don't use "pedo" in america as slang
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"I plead insanity. I went off the deep end."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Because "secretarial pool" implies he was caught snorkeling in a tub of secretaries
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Because "secretarial pool" is actually the name of his dog.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"I was told the legal profession was full of 'sharks'. WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"You watch your back, Jerry! This game of Marco Polo isn't over!"
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"I know you are but what am I?"
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"Before you read the sentence, Your Honor, I want to say again that everything I did was dolphin-safe."
But HI DERE's is funnier (though "defense" should be spelled the American way for submission)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I think Dan's idea is good but the phrasing needs to be more concise if possible, if you really want to maximize your chances.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
picture Can't think of a caption but puts me in mind of the judge quote from Withnail and I.
― DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"I've been dressing this way since my business went under."
This seems exactly the kind of thing jaymc was talking about.
― Pimp My Hearse (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
from "Holy shit, the caption bank of attempted winners for past cartoons is a goldmine!":
"If no one laughs, do I get waterboarded?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
why the hell did I spell "defense" like that
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"As the sixth amendment plainly states your honor, 'In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedo and public trial'"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
think my reign of terror is probably over. am struggling with this week's.
i think not. that's some next level gentle punning.
― caek, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like these pictures aren't that funny to begin with
― goole, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"In his defense, that was the biggest ladies'-room toilet I've ever seen."
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah berto thats the best yet on this thread, kiu
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
haha this is to obscure to be useful, but:
"So we promptly identified ourselves as Olice..."
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"If the snorkel doesn't fit, you must acquit"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(sorry, s/b "olice officers")
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"One day I WILL free Willy!"
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"Sustained!"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
You guys are being too funny though. Something that barely even registers, as amusing:
"Let's make this quick, I have a 2 o' clock."
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, June 29, 2009 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hahaha
― zzz (deej), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Your honor, I have to say this trial is going swimmingly."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"Drowned her? I can't even swim!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"Is it so wrong to love Virginia Woolf on as many levels as I do?"
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"Oh, so if you're Michael Phelps it's okay?"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Posting week 4 pic again, it's hidden in 'load them all'land:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2viib7d.jpg
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"But it's true: Mars DOES need women!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"Madoff's son is involved? Your honor, c'mon, just look at him!"
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"No, YOU'RE in contempt!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like there's a workable marco polo gag here somewhere.
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant. Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home. Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath. Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one? Marge: We... went... fishing. Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"All my financial problems can be traced back to the fact that I don't float."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"I congratulate your on your diligence in keeping out illegal immigrants, gentlemen, but I think we can let Mr. Smith go."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
;_;
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
oh did you do one already? did it work?
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I wld say: not really, sorry Dan.
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
;_; ;_;
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link