Facebook neighborhood groups are the worst thing ever

they are very annoying, the commenting on nextdoor has now become Q-anon level though. people are now saying they are psyops

omg yes!!! except here people are suggesting that the fireworks are being set off by the cops to traumatize POC, or a variant, a plot to set Latino ppl against Black ppl ... and, on the on the other side, I think Gerald the Rose Garden turkey is being re-homed

though apparently Gerald's life is still at risk --

https://www.change.org/p/urgent-protect-the-life-of-gerald-the-rose-garden-turkey

They should erect a statue of that damn bird. I've become very attached to him through your updates of the past week.

I enjoyed watching my mostly white liberal neighborhood group tie itself up in knots over Junteenth celebration fireworks this weekend. We support the spirit of those who would light the fuse in celebration if that is their intent, but we heartily condemn the sound of the resulting explosion in the sky. And while our instinct in these matters is to call the cops to have it stopped, we are concerned that if the fuses are indeed being lit by African Americans out of celebration of their freedom, the police might show up and shoot at them to stop it and we can't have that on our conscience, but many of our dogs don't understand that context and are quite upset about the noise.

― BrianB, Monday, June 22, 2020 11:16 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the AI is getting crazy good

xp - considering there are a lot of statues that have been removed recently, there are plenty of available sites for a Gerald the Rose Garden Turkey statue.

anyway I don’t want anything to “be done about it” I just reserve the right to call these people selfish immature assholes

There's some guy in our neighborhood that has been lighting off really, really loud firecrackers every day for the past week or so, from about 6:00 until well after midnight. I'm fairly certain it's the same guy who always does it, but this year he's really ramped up his frequency and extended the hours. It's utterly obnoxious.

Look, I get the primal appeal of watching colorful fireworks shoot into the sky, but I don't get the "dur dur me like things go BOOM" idiots that spend, quite literally, hours each and every night making loud bangs.

I mean, I'm not going to call the cops or do anything about it beyond bitch about it here, but I don't enjoy watching our cat sprint to hide and cower under a couch every 20 minutes or so. Best I can hope for is the idiot blasting off a digit or something.

These days, every time a firework goes off late at night I have to check Twitter to make sure the cops aren't down the street bombing people again.

they are very annoying, the commenting on nextdoor has now become Q-anon level though. people are now saying they are psyops

JUST what the capitalist pigs WANT you to think....

https://www.popville.com/2020/06/dc-fireworks-early-displays/

This DC-centric blog vectors reports that people are selling "professional-grade" fireworks out of vans, directly to consumers.

These days, every time a firework goes off late at night I have to check Twitter to make sure the cops aren't down the street bombing people again.

― Greetings from CHAZbury Park (Lily Dale), Monday, June 22, 2020 10:28 AM (sixteen minutes ago)

hahahaha seriously -- though for me, the process is:

boom, bang, boom

* are there helicopters?

yes = cops attacking protesters
no = fireworks

https://i.imgur.com/AqAVqcM.jpg

https://sfist.com/2020/08/10/nextdoor-founder-high-tails-it-out-of-sf-putting-pac-heights-manse-up-for-25m/

Hampden post office is terrible service and the decor is horrendous. The one at Greenspring is super friendly. That postal person should be reported.

don't think I've ever seen so much as a picture or a plant in any post office

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_post_office_murals

there are some lovely post offices. the one in woodhaven queens is amazing

someone has taken the time to write a post complaining about the removal of invasive tree species from a park, comparing it to eugenics and genocide during WWII

some people will really project their childhood slights onto almost anything

I joined a Facebook group for my adopted hometown of St. Marys. 5,800 members; the population here is 6,000, so...well, there are probably a lot of former residents who are in there too. I have to censor myself on Facebook all the time as is (not for profanity or wacko opinions, just for gentle kidding around that doesn't always go over well on Facebook), and I'll have to work doubly hard with this group. A lot of senior citizens here. There was a post earlier today asking "Where is the closest place to St. Marys to get a covert test?" I did not reply "Probably CIA headquarters."

The gypsies are at it again, offering to repave people's driveways with leftover asphalt.

I'd try to correct the slur, but calling them "Arkansas Travelers" probably isn't going to take me far.

https://i.ibb.co/pKpqtc4/szoter-annotated-image.jpg

Love it when folks from "Golf Course East" slag White Hall though.

do they live on a golf course? wouldn't then the driveways be all grass and not require paving?

https://i.imgur.com/PSppJNl.jpg

I have a theory that if a "What's the best ___ food in the area?" thread is left up long enough, every single place in the area that serves ___ food will eventually be named by at least one person, no matter how awful.

lol yes

Tutor. Looking for help with my iPad-I need to change my AOL password so I can get my AOL emails! #Askyourneighbors

My neighborhood has its issues, but I appreciate that a regular feature of our FB group is warnings that the damn maskless Baptists from a local church are door-to-door knockin' again.

Our neighborhood group is mostly about fireworks, helicopters, dogs off leash and (sometimes) coyotes.

https://i.imgur.com/9re5BM8.png

😬

oh like kum is so much better

It's a dumb name for a national chain!

Young dum and full of kum

It's a dumb name for a national chain!

― pplains, Sunday, September 26, 2021 3:06 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

counterpoint: we have never needed a national chain with this name more than now

Kame and Went

https://i.imgur.com/KTak3co.jpg

same energy

cant wait til 2061 for the 69th annual capital jizz fest assuming the LIEBERALS wont have outlawed it by then

went to kum & go yesterday after being inspired by this thread

how’d it go?

I arrived and then I left with an iced tea

please tell me you didn't ...

what do you have against iced tea

on nextdoor, a guy around the corner from me, who is a fireman, posted yesterday that his "baby boy" (an adorable 10-month-old kitten with a blue collar) is missing, asking people to please grab his "lil man" if they see him. someone posted a screenshot from facebook that a woman in the building found him. come to find out the fireman's WIFE put the cat out, then LIED TO THE WOMAN WHO FOUND THE LIL MAN, and has now posted in her defense "i asked you repeatedly if we could get rid of the cat" AS;FDLKJSDF;LSGKJGJJGJDFGLKJJJJJJ

dear god

i don't know how I got subscribed to NextDoor but it's a veritable serial journal of unfounded paranoia.

"strange guy walking near my apartment" is like every other message and I'm sure the guy's crime was wearing a torn AC/DC shirt and not having brushed his hair yet.

https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p526x296/258185785_10165758947265304_1890718456438237600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_rgb565=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=1uErKBH9hpQAX8gXBf4&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=3ad6023ca20c4eb8eb5bee3945c9a062&oe=61A4B2DE

…a busker?

Apparently the "scam" is that they mime to a recording but pretend they are playing. So a busker minus I guess, but not much different than 80% of the people asking for money on the subway because their mom needs surgery or they just need to get home to NJ or whatever.

there was a guy who used to do p much the same thing in my work subway stop, although it was really fucking obvious and just kind of sad. The Violin Scammer strikes again.

oh hey I guess it's a thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/Busking/comments/m0qpv0/strange_new_busking_trend_with_fake_musicians/