"Flight risk, you said. My conscience is clear."
― W i l l
A+
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
jaymc OTM
puns don't really do it
Alba, more of a comment on contemporary foibles of the upper-middle class I'd say
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
Although this one may be an exception
Yeah, my comment was more of a general thing, not about this cartoon specifically.
― great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
the dudes are wearing badges so I don't think they are lawyers fwiw
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
"In my defence, Your Honor, even you have to admit the phrase "secretarial pool" can be misleading."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
"I've been dressing this way since my business went under."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
Hi DERE that's pretty good
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
"How else are you supposed to dress for air travel these days?"
― goole, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)
"In this economy??"
― zzz (deej), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)
^^^doesnt actually make sense but i might submit it for every cartoon until it does
The new Law Degree from the Marine Institute just wasn't working out in practice.
― [email protected] (darraghmac), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)
Whaddaya mean not dressed for the occasion? We're in FLORIDA
― [email protected] (darraghmac), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
"OK, I admit: I was paid to take a dive!"
― Mark G, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
(groany enuff for yiz?)
HI DERE why 'secretarial pool' rather than 'jury pool'?
― thomp, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)
scroll up, I used that one already
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
took me a long time to get that Speedo gag; we don't use "pedo" in america as slang
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
"I plead insanity. I went off the deep end."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
Because "secretarial pool" implies he was caught snorkeling in a tub of secretaries
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
Because "secretarial pool" is actually the name of his dog.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 29 June 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
"I was told the legal profession was full of 'sharks'. WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
"You watch your back, Jerry! This game of Marco Polo isn't over!"
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
"I know you are but what am I?"
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
"Before you read the sentence, Your Honor, I want to say again that everything I did was dolphin-safe."
But HI DERE's is funnier (though "defense" should be spelled the American way for submission)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
I think Dan's idea is good but the phrasing needs to be more concise if possible, if you really want to maximize your chances.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
picture Can't think of a caption but puts me in mind of the judge quote from Withnail and I.
― DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
This seems exactly the kind of thing jaymc was talking about.
― Pimp My Hearse (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
from "Holy shit, the caption bank of attempted winners for past cartoons is a goldmine!":
"If no one laughs, do I get waterboarded?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 29 June 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)
why the hell did I spell "defense" like that
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
"As the sixth amendment plainly states your honor, 'In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedo and public trial'"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 29 June 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
think my reign of terror is probably over. am struggling with this week's.
i think not. that's some next level gentle punning.
― caek, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
i feel like these pictures aren't that funny to begin with
― goole, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)
"In his defense, that was the biggest ladies'-room toilet I've ever seen."
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)
yeah berto thats the best yet on this thread, kiu
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)
haha this is to obscure to be useful, but:
"So we promptly identified ourselves as Olice..."
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
"If the snorkel doesn't fit, you must acquit"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
(sorry, s/b "olice officers")
― nabisco, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
"One day I WILL free Willy!"
― he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
"Sustained!"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
You guys are being too funny though. Something that barely even registers, as amusing:
"Let's make this quick, I have a 2 o' clock."
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
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hahaha
― zzz (deej), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Your honor, I have to say this trial is going swimmingly."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 June 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
"Drowned her? I can't even swim!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
"Is it so wrong to love Virginia Woolf on as many levels as I do?"
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
"Oh, so if you're Michael Phelps it's okay?"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
Posting week 4 pic again, it's hidden in 'load them all'land:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2viib7d.jpg
― baleen, the krill queen (Abbott), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
"But it's true: Mars DOES need women!"
― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
"Madoff's son is involved? Your honor, c'mon, just look at him!"
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)