US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

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The World's Unfunniest Man Strikes Again!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:28 (six years ago)

obvious point, but the problem with the constant "he was joking" defense is that it's trotted out when he was clearly joking, and it's trotted out when he clearly wasn't joking.

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:39 (six years ago)

Every time Trump confesses to horrible crimes and the next day wriggles out by claiming it was a joke, it's time for Sartre's famous quote about Nazis. https://t.co/O0IbTK4LUD pic.twitter.com/4u7orI2A2x

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) June 21, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:43 (six years ago)

XP ^^Also known as "The Zappa Defense".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:43 (six years ago)

lol, now you're just trolling me

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:48 (six years ago)

funny how Trump always used to use the "fake news never shows the crowds" line. well they're showing the crowd now

frogbs, Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:50 (six years ago)

which means now he is the most unfairly treated person

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (six years ago)

...what? i was joking! what?!

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (six years ago)

btw, another obvious point but the "what? i was joking! what?!" is a signature bully move

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:00 (six years ago)

🐦[Imagine being the guy who waited in line for five days realizing he could literally have waltzed in ten minutes before showtime and got a spot 40 feet from Trump.
— Pat Cunnane (@PatCunnane) June 20, 2020🕸]🐦


However, the people who do that (start standing in line, or pretend to, days before) get free publicity for themselves and the rally which I think is their actual agenda. CF the folk singing trump teen family.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:09 (six years ago)

My takeaway is that the hardest of the hardcore Trump supporters are people who don't have anyplace important to be, or anyone who might need them, for a half a week at a time.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:21 (six years ago)

eh, i shy away from that takeaway because there are quite a few protesters out right now, protesting for important things, that are unemployed and have plenty of spare time as well

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:23 (six years ago)

but haha yeah, that one guy who showed up 5 days early reaaaaaally has nowhere special to be

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:23 (six years ago)

This is art. pic.twitter.com/ZPJxHu20TV

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 21, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:30 (six years ago)

Wonder how long it will be before Trump and Fox start talking about K-Pop Fans like they do Antifa

circa1916, Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:00 (six years ago)

Trump and Biden really ramping up the campaign

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:06 (six years ago)

lol the biden entrance guitar music

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:08 (six years ago)

ahhhahhaa the best part

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:21 (six years ago)

in their attempts to inspire enthusiasm for Biden, I find the 'Lincoln Project" YAAAS QUEEN-level stoopid

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:23 (six years ago)

yeah i experienced a lot of secondhand embarrassment watching that

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:25 (six years ago)

wait that was supposed to be serious!? i thought the whole thing was a vic berge-style goof

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:28 (six years ago)

I will say, the Democrats (who do not plan ahead) should ... start planning, because these Lincoln Project Never Trumpers really know how to troll, and they're whipping these things up and out super fast.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:49 (six years ago)

My takeaway is that the hardest of the hardcore Trump supporters are people who don't have anyplace important to be, or anyone who might need them, for a half a week at a time.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, June 21, 2020 5:21 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well they actively take pleasure from their own "suffering" and self-sacrifice, whether it's real or imagined/exaggerated. So either their business suffered but it's worth it to Defend Our Freedoms, or they risked their families but it's In Service of the Greater Good, or an orgy of self-harm of standing in line in all weather, as if loyalty is an endurance test. Their pseudo-suffering is the point.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:50 (six years ago)

Believe me, I went from evangelicalism to marching band to highland dance--the throughline is the depth of willingness to suffer.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:51 (six years ago)

I do believe you. In a group of so many millions, there will be those who don't fit that profile, but there are plenty who do.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 21 June 2020 18:59 (six years ago)

Dr Morbius, can you say more about "YAAAS QUEEN" being stupid?

I'm genuinely interested.

the pinefox, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:01 (six years ago)

it builds character

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:07 (six years ago)

xxxp

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:07 (six years ago)

Okay I want to talk about the TikTok/K-pop stan let’s-troll-Trump operation and specifically about the data gathering aspect of it.

— Claire Ryan (@aetherlev) June 21, 2020

A long thread, but worth reading.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:12 (six years ago)

you guys I'm p sure that ad's a goof

which isn't mutually exclusive to being "effective"

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:32 (six years ago)

The Lincoln project stuff is truly terrible but I’m not the target market. Go with god.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 19:52 (six years ago)

I don't think that's a lincoln project thing though...? Not sure but I think they just retweeted it

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:31 (six years ago)

Yeah they just rt’d it

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:32 (six years ago)

Almost everything Nadler's done for the past 1.5 year has been a waste of time, except the 15 minutes it took him to knot that tie... https://t.co/0cgVyIAe9B

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) June 21, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 June 2020 20:54 (six years ago)

oh i didn't realise they were a resistance memes account, i thought they were led by donkeys but for americans.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

Lmao

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/21/us/politics/trump-tulsa-rally.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:56 (six years ago)

court chronicles part 1,562,199,876

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:17 (six years ago)

So much coverage of this stupid rally. I get the schadenfreude but man the media just loves this guy. Like COVID I look forward to the day when I don’t think about this stupid troll at all for the whole day.

DJI, Monday, 22 June 2020 00:22 (six years ago)

Enemies of the people journalists deserve to get their full measure of satisfaction from kicking Trump while he's down. May they have endless opportunities from now until the week after he is buried. We can all sing along.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:49 (six years ago)

Rick Wilson and Steve Schmidt should be exiled to a very small island in the south Pacific but I guess it can wait until late November.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:00 (six years ago)

while i also feel like i'm tired of hearing about this rally, i keep reading about it because watching these predator racist pieces of shit running around, obviously scared af that they're all going to be in jail soon is excellent.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:17 (six years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/21/us/politics/coronavirus-poverty.html#click=https://t.co/THLxjC0FmX

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:45 (six years ago)

watching these predator racist pieces of shit running around, obviously scared af that they're all going to be in jail soon is excellent.

watching sad trump sulk from the chopper after the rally had a very "i guess we're not getting out of this alive" vibe from the final ten minutes of a bleak heist movie.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 22 June 2020 07:33 (six years ago)

The final insult:

Saturday's rally in Tulsa was, on the campaign's own terms, a debacle — a meticulously organized and well-protected event that left thousands of seats unfilled in an arena once sold out by Nickelback.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2020 09:56 (six years ago)

Donald Trump spends 14 minutes at Tulsa rally talking about that time he walked slowly down a ramp

Usually, we would chop up Mr Trump’s monologue into a few short, easily digestible quotes, because that is how the news generally works. Politician delivers borderline incoherent stream of consciousness; reporter picks out the important bits; you get to move on with your life.

In this case, however, I thought it was worth transcribing Mr Trump’s entire monologue, because breaking it up would rob it of its full effect.

I present to you, without further comment, the most powerful man on the planet talking about that time people filmed him walking slowly down a ramp. Enjoy.

Oh, and while I’ve tried to capture tone and inflection as best I can here, I would also encourage you to watch the full excerpt from Mr Trump’s speech. You’ll find it in the video player at the top of the page. It is ... quite something.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:30 (six years ago)

I get it, but also, fuck this guy and spending any more time thinking about his stupid shit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:33 (six years ago)

check out this incoherent blather! there’s a lot of it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:38 (six years ago)

After five years of pretending to you this gas giant of narcissism contained in a thin balloon of hate was in any way sane or coherent, we have decided to occasionally not pretend this.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:49 (six years ago)

I feel pretty optimistic when I see Asshole pathetically pandering to his core base like that - gives him false reassurance, while he cements 30% and baffles 70% of the country.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:02 (six years ago)

and I spotted a few yawns during the clips

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:02 (six years ago)


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