US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

he's totally jackin' it

this guy's about to jack off

When in Rome ...

There are reports coming out that much the way K-pop fans have lately been meme-bombing alt-right assholes into social media oblivion using their (the alt-righties') own hashtags, apparently teenagers were behind a lot of those ticket requests; Steve Schmidt (ex-Romney guy) tweeted, "My 16 year old daughter and her friends in Park City Utah have hundreds of tickets. You have been rolled by America’s teens."

This is what a sold out crowd at the BOK arena looks like: https://t.co/tyW4QvVXtw

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2020

don't they always over-allocate the show because they know trolls are going to do that? people tried to do that in Orlando but they gave out more tickets than seats so it was still full

Only 1000 people saw Trump perform in Tulsa, but every one of them formed a band contracted Covid and died.

Can i just say: lmao

is it true, is he increasingly isolated

KPop allies, we see and appreciate your contributions in the fight for justice too 😌

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 21, 2020

So apparently he's spent the last few minutes doing nothing but talking about the ramp thing.

tbf, the ramp thing was pretty bogus

A million Soundcloud producers just opened a new Fruity Loops project titled “I STOPPED THE TESTING.”

I stopped the testing
but I did not stop the chloroquine

LOL

Big cheer for his ability to drink water

Tony Fauci always hated me
For what? I dunno.
Every time I have a rally,
He say "Of course I would not go"

Josh in Chicago, lulz

Generally speaking when they have lots of tattoos on their face they don’t mean you well

So I guess this guy is still the President eh?

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66391441/president-of-what.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULP1Pao0QM

sometimes you’ll find yourself in front of an audience that just isn’t energetic or easily won over. don’t let that effect your energy. if the crowd isn’t giving it to you, play to your band! find the energy you need to give a great show in them. remember: this is a great job! https://t.co/YckpYhVp73

— el-p (@therealelp) June 21, 2020

El-P’s bad show commiseration tweets have been excellent

the operators successfully exploited their target's penchant to believe what they already want to hear knowing they'd further inflate already implausible figures, so that the end result is gibberish data & humiliation for all involved. sefton delmer would be proud, @thegrugq! pic.twitter.com/Vb1qJ7skzA

— all the work while crying (@Pasha_Spider) June 21, 2020

It could get even more interesting. There are now 800,000 teenagers who can flag every email and text message from the Trump campaign as spam, triggering spam filters and disrupting communications.

— Andrew Conway (@AndrewConway) June 21, 2020

so this is all he's gonna fuckin talk about for the next 3 weeks right

since when has Trump ever let one topic marinate over three weeks by itself

next week he'll probably talk about the aliens secretly riding the subway in NYC or chemtrail pizza or w/e

oh no are we bringing the grugq into this

I know this will be unpopular but I appreciated him taking the time to clear up what happened when he walked down that ramp, I just rewatched it and he is lightning fast! Also very handsome

he gallops like a winner

since when has Trump ever let one topic marinate over three weeks by itself

inauguration crowd

They’ll schedule another one quick, no reservations and pay people to show up.

Maybe bus in an old folks home

Or just have it at that giant retirement village in Florida

^^That'll be his Jonestown.

this is not satire

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. pic.twitter.com/0EAGff1Bhb

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) June 21, 2020

ha why does he still look super fucking weird drinking water with one hand?

he can't even sit or stand normally

He threw the glass because he knew there was no danger of it hitting anyone. #WINNING

the drummer from Def Leppard can also do this.

— TwiggyRichardRam666 (@Stinkbal1) June 21, 2020

You know what confers strength? Responding endlessly to every criticism or unflattering observation made by anyone anywhere, no matter how trivial. It's the mark of a winner. I mean, did you see how he defiantly drank that water? You know, the thing that any able-bodied human being can do? He sure showed us.

i love our great leader and his ability to drink water with his singular and now that i think about it quite intimidatingly large hand

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/06/20/us/politics/20trump-tulsa-n5/merlin_173760378_a962a3d2-0a78-4d25-81e5-af8a2de47798-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp

At least they’re sort of socially distancing?

lol

I know the whole "I told them to cut back on the testing" thing probably isn't true, but still, what a fucking insane thing to say

it absolutely is true?

I see @AOC and I are living in his head, and apparently there’s a lot of empty room in there... just like tonight’s half empty Tulsa arena.

— Muriel Bowser (@MurielBowser) June 21, 2020

ahahahah sneak peek of Trump's next meltdown

💯 https://t.co/BLmHlxymUc

— Brad Parscale (@parscale) June 21, 2020

beautiful children