US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

Trump's Greatest Dumps

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At the Trump rally, Brian Clothier, 61, is wearing an adult diaper over his pants that reads “Scientists say [farts] spread the virus. I COVID my ass to stop the spread.” pic.twitter.com/2Ljok0vKKe

— robertklemko (@RobertKlemko) June 20, 2020

what is it with chuds wearing nappies ffs

the state has been pushing for people to vote by mail for weeks

This should make it even safer to keep polling places open in Dem-leaning / POC-populated areas.

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Face masks are handed out ahead of President Donald Trump’s campaign rally at the BOK Center on June 20, 2020 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

is this what it appears to be? the people handing out fake masks are not wearing face masks?

https://i.imgur.com/rd5WoWr.jpg

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/503715-trump-coronavirus-death-clock-truck-enters-tulsa-ahead-of-rally

"We want everyone who attends Trump's rally to have an opportunity to make an informed choice based on real numbers," Jarecki said.

Here’s Barr’s letter confirming (1) that *Trump* (not Barr) is firing Berman; and (2) that Deputy U.S. Attorney Audrey Strauss will be the Acting U.S. Attorney—with *no* mention that Barr said last night that Craig Carpenito had been appointed U.S. Attorney under 28 USC § 541(a). pic.twitter.com/0eZI2eiADh

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) June 20, 2020

https://www.npr.org/2020/06/20/881245867/trump-expected-to-suspend-h-1b-other-visas-until-end-of-year

In that letter, Barr says, "I have asked Trump to remove you as of today, and he has done so."

Meanwhile:

President Trump just told reporters at the White House that he's "not involved" with the firing of US Attorney Berman. Trump said it's up to Attorney General Bill Barr

— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) June 20, 2020

kind of stuck on what it must be like to live or work with the diaper-wearing guy

i'll bet he gets up to all kinds of hilarious hijinks

COVID MY ASS! GET IT?!

no

Covid My Ass (I Won't Covid)

This Berman thing will probably face a legal challenge, ad the right to fire Berman by prez is based on an internal Justice Dept opinion that hasn't been tested legally.

And also cos nobody seems to know who fired him.

don't worry, if there's anyone who is infected that isn't wearing a mask, they'll be caught by the air-tight temperature scan system upon entry to the-

The barricade gates are opened to enter the cordoned off area of downtown #tulsa for the #trumptulsarally @tulsaworld #trump pic.twitter.com/HSrLa0SeSA

— Mike Simons (@mikesimonsphoto) June 20, 2020

Now reporting for Battle of Appomattox

Will Trump attempt to clear up the Berman confusion during his rally? Y/N

He likes confusion. It often works to his advantage.

attempt lol

And by attempt, I mean feel an uncontrollable urge to run his mouth about it any which way his whims lead him

Berman out for reals.

Yea but Trump says *he* didn't do it

The Convocation of the Cletuses seems to be going well

that's far from clear last I saw

How it’s done: pic.twitter.com/sqH4kL7W61

— Manolo Sanchez (@NixonValet) June 20, 2020

xpost regardless, Berman has stepped down.

I guess they could all be in the beer line, assuming there is a beer line, but pictures of that Tulsa arena with 40 minutes to go show the place 1/3 full maybe?

BREAKING: Geoffrey Berman says he will step down as U.S. attorney in Manhattan, in light of Attorney General William Barr's decision to name Berman's deputy, Audrey Strauss, as acting U.S. attorney. [More] https://t.co/vNi4numDkv

— Benjamin Weiser (@BenWeiserNYT) June 20, 2020

Yeah the photos are Spicer-levels of 'biggest crowd ever!'

Berman's now specifically being replaced by his deputy, who I've seen elsewhere being described as the person who was running all the various Trump investigations anyway, as opposed to who Barr wanted to parachute in, and Berman's statement is hilariously loaded:

pic.twitter.com/X3cLCM0Ehn

— US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) June 20, 2020

As others are reporting, looks like attendance here in Tulsa is well below campaign's expectations. Here's the main floor at the arena currently pic.twitter.com/EASfSHL5nN

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) June 20, 2020

Rally programming starting now. Here’s the scene outside. pic.twitter.com/CRnV6b4LfY

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 20, 2020

There was pre-registration for tickets as a sop to COVID-19 fears, and an online campaign to get people to sign up for multiple tickets and not use them, but heard nothing about it last two weeks, wonder if it has been an under the radar success.

Trump should get back to basics, do a theatre tour, just 3000 shitheads in a room.

I hesitate to get excited about dunks like that, as during the Orlando rally he did here a few years ago, the news started sharing those "lol it's EMPTY here" pics, and then by start time, it was full, and they got eviscerated for it.

though, they have already cancelled the outdoor events, so it at least means internally they recognize it ain't what they hoped

Three Politico headlines:

• Fox News poll: Voters say campaign rallies are a bad idea
• Judge denies Trump administration request to block Bolton book
• Biden outraises Trump with $80.8 million in May

And they haven't even posted anything about the Tulsa shitshow yet. The stink of loser is growing stronger...

Lmao this Tulsa rally. They did this to cheer him up. Imagine how isolated he must feel now.

An Hour Before Trump Rally Scheduled to Begin, Campaign Sends Out Desperate Text: 'There's Still Space!' https://t.co/1jLqy9kOvb via @mediaite #TulsaRally

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) June 20, 2020

Workers are starting to break down the overflow stage, which the Trump camp spent an untold sum to build and which went unused by the president. https://t.co/7TiwRgoX3a

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) June 20, 2020

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

an online campaign to get people to sign up for multiple tickets and not use them

ie datamining and direct marketing merch to chumps fuckwitted enough to volunteer to be data mined, to own the libs

Trump campaign denies smallness of crowds, shares pic as evidence

https://i.ibb.co/KX8nTc2/maxresdefault.jpg

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200620193820-17-trump-tulsa-rally-large-tease.jpg

he's totally jackin' it

this guy's about to jack off

When in Rome ...

There are reports coming out that much the way K-pop fans have lately been meme-bombing alt-right assholes into social media oblivion using their (the alt-righties') own hashtags, apparently teenagers were behind a lot of those ticket requests; Steve Schmidt (ex-Romney guy) tweeted, "My 16 year old daughter and her friends in Park City Utah have hundreds of tickets. You have been rolled by America’s teens."

This is what a sold out crowd at the BOK arena looks like: https://t.co/tyW4QvVXtw

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2020

don't they always over-allocate the show because they know trolls are going to do that? people tried to do that in Orlando but they gave out more tickets than seats so it was still full

Only 1000 people saw Trump perform in Tulsa, but every one of them formed a band contracted Covid and died.

Can i just say: lmao

is it true, is he increasingly isolated

KPop allies, we see and appreciate your contributions in the fight for justice too 😌

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 21, 2020