US Politics, June 2020 β€” You have to dominate.

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can someone confirm for me that I didn't hallucinate trump saying "we strive to deliver safe, beautiful, elegant justice"

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

I mean he also said "we're fighting for school choice, which really is the civil rights of all time in this country. Frankly school choice is the civil rights statement of the year."

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 19:54 (six years ago)

He's like one of those cans that you turn over and it makes a moo-ing sound except every time he makes a moo-ing sound people for some reason pretend that it's any more complex or profound or meaningful or thought-out than a fucking moo.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:09 (six years ago)

He's more like one of those cow keychains you squeeze to make the poop come out:

https://www.humorcreativity.com/store/images/naughty_cow.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:17 (six years ago)

they make a Trump one of those. some really annoying lady at the bar showed it to me once

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:17 (six years ago)

in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:23 (six years ago)

while that might normally be the case with me, this was someone who was yammering drunkenly at me for 15 minutes while I awaited for my friends to show up at the bar, and wouldn't stop showing me the Pooping Trump, as if it was the Ark of the Covenant or something.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:38 (six years ago)

canonical post xp

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:39 (six years ago)

it does contain a high degree of accuracy

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:40 (six years ago)

don't stop with the cops

.@RepBarbaraLee (D-Calif.) today released 10 options for cutting US military budget, seeking to reduce Pentagon spending by $350 billion

Ideas include: Eliminating Space Force; reducing military presence in Afghanistan; closing 60% of foreign baseshttps://t.co/l2CegqfrRP pic.twitter.com/hb5XITiqrQ

— Jeffrey Stein (@JStein_WaPo) June 16, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:52 (six years ago)

With you on that, morbs, but right now let's see if we can chew and swallow the mouthful we've bitten off before taking on another big bite.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 21:07 (six years ago)

expecting midterm generational revolt against the Dem president in 2022

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:52 (six years ago)

Lol there's not gonna be a 2022

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:54 (six years ago)

If 2022 brings a large influx of Senators and Representatives willing to fight for a major restructuring of tax policy, health care policy, climate policy, military policy and foreign policy I will open the most expensive bottle of wine I've ever consumed in my life and drink to their health.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:57 (six years ago)

Can bet that come 2022 GOP strategy will be to try to blame the Dems for the mess the country's in rather than the nihilist who caused it.
Or worse case scenario will be them trying to excuse whatever this week's folly is from the 2nd termer but they do that already. He'll just feel so much more validated if he gets in again.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 00:26 (six years ago)

well, yeah

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 00:27 (six years ago)

The name of EPIC-MRA's president is amazing too: https://ssl2002.webhosting.comcast.net/epic-mra/team.htm

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 04:02 (six years ago)

It is absolutely incredible to me that Mnuchin is refusing to release Paycheck Protection details

I mean, a billion here, a billion there..... pretty soon you're talking about real money

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:50 (six years ago)

He's on record as saying loan details are 'proprietary information'.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:51 (six years ago)

yeah but joe biden's emails

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (six years ago)

I just... who's the 'proprietor'??? (Apart from the American people obv!)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:45 (six years ago)

It's almost as if these jackasses think it's their money

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:46 (six years ago)

Given the numbers of Congresspeople who dipped into PPP, I guess now it kind of is

The whole thing is disgusting - millionaires shovelling tax dollars into their own pockets in the middle of a pandemic!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:47 (six years ago)

Yep

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:48 (six years ago)

Torches, pitchforks, etc.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:49 (six years ago)

yeah I didn't think I had the capacity to be surprised w/ these people anymore but this one might take the cake

how does anyone in this country read abt this, look at Steve Mnuchin's face, and think "yeah, that's okay with me"

much less 40%

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:53 (six years ago)

Steve Mnuchin always looks to me like someone wearing some now-faceless person's ill-fitting face over his own face so I never look at his face and think 'yeah, that's okay with me'.

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:01 (six years ago)

Steve Mnuchin and Nicholas Cage in Face/Off.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:05 (six years ago)

https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mnuchin-97c165ae-ca70-11e7-8321-481fd63f174d.jpg

L to R: Steve Mnuchin, Nicholas Cage.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:06 (six years ago)

haaa xp when this guy, with that face, who is doing this, dropped into the mint to pose with sheets of money

there's no shortage of cartoon villains in this whole thing but he really knows how to dial it up

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:10 (six years ago)

yet he may be the least evil and most capable of the Cabinet secretaries?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:14 (six years ago)

sounds like a poll

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:17 (six years ago)

I think they're probably all as fully evil as the job allows

like if he was at EPA or something he'd be just as bad as whoever's there presently

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:18 (six years ago)

i mean he's not whomever is gutting the department of the interior in that money is just a bunch of electrons being shuttled around by wires. low impact, high reward

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 13:20 (six years ago)

Half a TRILLION and they don’t think they need to tell anyone where it went.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:22 (six years ago)

well, it's proprietary, you see

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 14:35 (six years ago)

Might have been nice to have a presidential candidate running who’s against that sort of thing, right about now

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:03 (six years ago)

Voice of America seems fucked
https://www.cjr.org/the_media_today/trump_michael_pack_voice_of_america.php

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:07 (six years ago)

The name of EPIC-MRA's president is amazing too: https://ssl2002.webhosting.comcast.net/epic-mra/team.htmπŸ•Έ

Call him Mr. Epic, call him MRA, call him Mr. Porn

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 16:13 (six years ago)

some people call him the space cowboy

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:03 (six years ago)

some people call Trump the race cowboy

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:08 (six years ago)

new steve king coming to washington

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/17/house-republicans-condemn-gop-candidate-racist-videos-325579

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:40 (six years ago)

bolton: trump stupid

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/17/us/politics/bolton-book-trump-impeached.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:42 (six years ago)

John R. Bolton, the former national security adviser, says in his new book that the House in its impeachment inquiry should have investigated President Trump not just for pressuring Ukraine to incriminate his domestic foes but for a variety of instances when he sought to intervene in law enforcement matters for political reasons.

wait, trump did even more impeachable things, beyond ukraine? a world stands together in shock

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:52 (six years ago)

great job john fucking bolton, for being there and witnessing all that and not doing jack shit

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:52 (six years ago)

But if he did, how could he sell his book or book those Sunday morning interviews?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:58 (six years ago)

testifying before the house gets us no closer to nuking iran, so why would john bolton bother

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:02 (six years ago)

that's probably the first time i've listened to culture beat in two decades, so thanks for that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:21 (six years ago)

lol my pleasure

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:16 (six years ago)


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