Worst TV adverts of the moment

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shows I've been watching far too much daytime TV, but those "sponsored by" ads on Come Dine With Me, featuring actors mispronouncing the brandname "Galbani" in ways that suggest they have had an alarming variety of serious brain injuries

I hate where you're expected to buy into a premise that is patently untrue - like Galbani being a difficult word to pronounce. The cunts are getting paid enough they should be able to come up with something better.

Robinson's juice, where the kid in court says "what would you like to order". DIE BART DIE

Mind you, I have found out how much actors in a famous ad chain mentioned upthread get and <mindblown.gif>.

xp OTM- it can't be difficult to come up with an ad that doesn't utterly humiliate the actors involved

Like all right-thinking people I've wanted Anthony and Declan to die in agony for a long time, but the new adverts are taking that desire to a higher level

are they still conceptualising marketing campaigns for Santander in excruciating fashion?

They are "spontaneously" reuniting "ordinary people" via the magic of the Internet for some reason I've been too radge to fathom

Check, Change, Go.

oh, lauren, what are you doing?

the sky adverts were bad enough.

You can shove "Come Together" up your arse

Cunt who voices the Weetabix advert better hope we're never introduced

(that's Nick Frost, Mike from Spaced)

Excellent, yet another reason to despise him

I didn't realise that was actually Danny Dyer's daughter in that Surf advert.

Any of several ads in which adults with camera phones behave like giddy toddlers because they're allowed to eat fast food again

Hey Google? Play my whales mating playlist.

Brb, have to withdraw all my money from Lloyd's bank.

"My favourite is the cottage pie. No; the lasagne."

In the spirit of responsible posting I'm not going to describe the violence I've fantasised about inflicting on the new Asda advert man

Shot and edited on iPhone

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you wait ages for an advert for underwear made from bamboo and then two come along at once.

the 'isn't it good to share' mobile phone advert is misleading, i think - in all the examples you see the thing (pizza, bicycle, sandwiches...) being shared grows in size before the sharing, which isn't the case with your data.

gee willikins the current Sainsbury's advert is bad bad bad

These Nationwide "poets" aren't even trying any more are they?

"I am not a poet
Living is the poem..."

I should probably stop watching re-runs of Star Trek TNG on the Horror Channel, but for inexplicable algorithmic reasons during the breaks they show a Barbie ad, which is truly stroke-inducing in its twee awfulness

the girl imagining she's giving a lecture? horrible

that's the one!

The guy in the latest nationwide ad had managed to achieve the most hateable hair and beard combination I've ever seen, I can't even look at him

I agree, but I am ashamed to admit that his joke is... almost funny?

I'm sorry but I can't get past his head

it's not a joke, it's a poem

apparently

apparently poems are just saying stuff now

I went for a big shit this morning
It's great having a house with a bog
Cheers Nationwide

that particular one doesn't make me want to permanently deafen myself like all the others, so that's something

wait, the hateable yoga ad or the equally hateable bedroom door ad?

The one with a man who's head would look the same if it was put on upside down

The worst recent poem is the woman given a cake in the coffee shop.

still feel like Jonny Fluffypunk takes the cake for being called Jonny Fluffypunk

cake one very bad but brother coming in my bedroom one even worse for just saying stuff

Poll?

remember when all the adverts were fake zoom calls with the asian one forgetting to unmute and the obligatory pet interruption at the end? seems like a million years ago.

the meta go-compare ads need to stop.

has anybody noticed on the current Vanish carpet cleaner ads that the voiceover dude says "revive carpets" in this really weird aggro way?

Not everybody likes Christmas Lisa

Depends what she bring to da partie

the one with a lot of presumably newly-wiped arses walking away is a bit odd.

"odd" is one word, "absolutely rank and i'd like to murder everybody responsible" is some more words

ah, perfume advert season, time for random music choices. "Cheree" - beautiful, perfect. "Where Is My Mind?" - still really love you despite being a lazy cunt's cliche. The "She Done a Bad Bad Thing" song - get tae fuck with your white twat blues bollocks I used to think you was the worst thing ever recorded. Until: are they called Dead Weather? I dunno. That Jack White thing with the cunt out of Deadpool or whatever. I hope everybody in the vicinity of wherever that shit was recorded dies and goes to hell.

haven't seen that one but the Bad Bad Thing one is fucking awful yes

I thought the song in the perfume ad with Marion Cottilard was a spoof at first but there has never been a medium with less sense of dramatic irony than perfume advertising and this was just another example

It's amazing how up themselves perfume adverts are, but that's totally the point of them

I guess that's what it takes to flog tiny bottles of flowery smelling liquid for 70 quid