love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

Corbyn put loads of distance between himself and Yvette cooper and pwned her in the debates on austerity and made her look wooden and rather ridiculous. There weren't any proper debates about what Starmer represents, it was just purely apolitical and showboating bullshit.

there isn't really a debate on Starmer, he is quite simply a reconstructed Tory cunt. But his campaign team did a cracking job on avoiding that kind of awkward scrutiny and keeping it about him being male and not a lefty!

sorry I meant barely reconstructed Tory cunt.

An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament...#maketheUturn

Please retweet and tag your local MPs pic.twitter.com/GXuUxFJdcv

— Marcus Rashford (@MarcusRashford) June 14, 2020

^
And Big McD has just retweeted it too, and given it his full support. Starmer could learn a lot from him.

hope some of his property developer, shy tory, older colleagues associated with this great club agree with him here!

damn

That's brilliant from Rashford.

Meanwhile - the UK is now in the deepest lockdown in Europe.

I've mapped Google's excellent mobility data. It shows changing workplace activity levels across Europe in relation to a normal working day
The U.K. lockdown is deepest of major economies pic.twitter.com/LqJ8CtPZtX

— Dan Cookson (@danc00ks0n) June 14, 2020

(Believe me I'm as surprised as you are)

Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
Deeper
Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger
Deeper

The animated version does suggest that something is extremely up with the data.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ql9nnxf020ihap3/COVID%20Lockdown%20EU%20Map%205th%20June%20v2%20mp4.mp4?dl=0

Marcus Rashford for Labour leader.

lol I cycled through Notting hill yesterday and Portobello road was mobbed with young white people

it seems slightly barmy that the UK govt can't safely get the schools out of lockdown but the bookies are all open again today.

Credit where its due, Lammy's "why haven't you implemented all this shit that's already been recommended?" has been good.

it seems slightly barmy that online bookies have been allowed to relentlessly target people stuck in the house with too much time on their hands thru constant tv advertising but i realise i am a joyless calvinist

What have people been betting on all this time aside from a couple of weeks of Bundesliga? I'm guessing mostly online poker and the Belarussian league?

a gambling addict will literally bet on two flies walking up a window, there is always something to bet on, even at the peak of the lockdown. Numbers games, Albanian netball, Moldovan welly throwing..etc

South African Horseracing went on completely uninterrupted i think.

A fair proportion of betting is virtual now - so computer-generated horse races or online FIFA tournaments.

Belarus, Costa Rica, Kyrgyzstan and others have also had actual football.

I remember when the bookies started doing virtual horseracing like Portman Park and thinking it was ridiculous and would never last. it still seems to be going strong. I always thought gamblers would be too suspicious of betting events where the outcome is a computer generated result.

noticed a couple of adverts this week encouraging people to bet on the irl horses which is not something bookies generally feel the need to do, there is a definite predatory focus on people's missing real sports events

that said yeah willingness to bet on Greyhound Simulator 2020 should be seen as prima facie evidence of a gambling addiction

scenes from the high street are unreal. I get that Primark isn't online, people can shop only in places they can afford and children will have outgrown stuff in three months... But Sports Direct being a destination shop when Mike Ashley treated his staff with such contempt at the start of lockdown, people just aren't going to change their habits.

decisions are mostly about prices, as you say

when my one of my old friends was still a betting shop manager he used to say that without the FOBT's his shop wasn't making much profit. So basically the main justification for opening High Street bookies is so some of the most extreme gambling addicts can get back on them wretched machines. I mean they can do the same online, but often the punters addicted to roulette machines are amongst the poorest and if you've maxed out your overdraft or credit card then that is the only show in town for them.

yeah, again the fact that those things are allowed to exist is a national shame, nobody is playing them who doesn't have a problem

18 bookies on every town centre high street is another great New Labour legacy, wankers.

It's still astonishes me that we had a nationalised bookies until 2011. (Surely also the least controversial privatisation of all time?)

It's pretty funny and I didn't know it was still nationalised as late as 2011

I worked as a betting shop manager for an independent chain. Before the planning laws were liberalised they were turning down seven figure offers from the big three for little shithole bookies that didn't even have toilets in places like Hebden Bridge and Marsden and overnight they became worth the price of the bricks and mortar!

i think the Tote was an anomaly because most of the money it took was on track as far as i remember and it recirculated most of it back into the industry

now we have a national lottery which is effectively a PFI Tote and it's apparently used to keep people alive so i'm not sure we've progressed

it's only fair that disabled people should have to win their mobility scooters

In statue news, 16-pinter Essex bloke gets 2 weeks in pokey for pissing near Palmer. Probably would have been 2 years if his wazz-aim had been better, lucky fella.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/15/man-given-14-day-jail-sentence-for-urinating-near-pc-keith-palmer-plaque

a gambling addict will literally bet on two flies walking up a window, there is always something to bet on, even at the peak of the lockdown. Numbers games, Albanian netball, Moldovan welly throwing..etc

― calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 10:31 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Early in lockdown I decided to run down the £20 or so in my online account by betting on whatever was available in play - I migrated from table tennis to esports (FIFA, CS:GO) and finally a chess tournament that was abandoned midway. My win rate was much higher betting on those than it ever was with regular old fitba.

confessions of a sad bastard: I do the Irish, French, Spanish, German and New York lotteries on a regular basis.

I'd assume that bookies are raking it, the usual suspects might be reduced, but there's a captive audience without much to do, some of whom would be averse to the general ambience of the bricks and mortar places. There's weird effects in the stock market (the US one at least) from people with apps day-trading.

We'd noticed one day that 70% of the ads we saw in live TV were bookies saying "careful now with the gambling! Call this number or go to this website if you have a problem!" - we were wondering if legislation was coming in, or if someone had had a quiet word to say "We've noticed you've got a new audience, a bit of care here could stop the boot coming down". We were watching Challenge, mind you, that might be a closer fit for some of the new gamblers?

Lammy on point:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/15/boris-johnson-racism-inquiry-plan-written-on-back-of-fag-packet-says-lammy

my friend and his brother have spent most of this time in their garden, which they can socialise with their two neighbours. I went around last weekend and they have a roulette wheel and table made up.

and yeah, they are compulsive gamblers (to the point that one of the brothers was banned from Betfred for a year)

A friend of my wife's has constructed an open-air pub in the back garden, complete with a bell and those cardboard things of scampi fries and peanuts that you hang on the wall. Until this year building a pub in your own garden was 100% the preserve of washed-up football managers and ageing rock stars but having seen the photo it looks like utopia.

Scampi fries are praxis

correct

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kindly help try to oust this awful turd who has found their way to the top of a manchester charity set up after the 2011 riots (insert yr own thoughts abt govt response to this) and is now slagging off BLM

https://www.change.org/p/the-board-of-mancunian-way-petition-to-remove-nick-buckley-ceo-from-the-youth-charity-mancunian-way

more info here:

The CEO of Manchester's 'post riot integration' charity describing BLM as postmodern neo-Marxists...just in case you weren't sure what most of those kinds of charity are about! pic.twitter.com/8PccWtrNNW

— t_om_s (@T_om_s) June 15, 2020

does the bar stock erotic nik naks. asking for a friend

xp

Keir Starmer is getting outflanked to the left by CBeebies https://t.co/yaLkgbwswR

— Rory (@Moffat_Agnostic) June 14, 2020

xp niknakskes abound

Lol this racist cunt Nick Buckley who doesn't know the difference between proscribed, prescribed and described.

I bet that tosser's never eaten a scampo in his life

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