Not exactly what one means by "turtling" when running to the restroom, usually.
― Evan, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:52 (five years ago)
is that real Italian marble
― brian emo (rip van wanko), Friday, 12 June 2020 23:52 (five years ago)
pic.twitter.com/JPyEoxx8AB— RickyBobby (@lastdreamcast) June 13, 2020
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:43 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbWpv99XkAEzj0R?format=jpg&name=medium
― devvvine, Thursday, 25 June 2020 11:51 (five years ago)
'photos that look like Cold War Steve collages but aren't'
Trying to spot Cilla...
― brain (krakow), Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:03 (five years ago)
Is that one of Johnson's seven million children in the blue tube.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:16 (five years ago)
is that cilla in blackface at the top?
― koogs, Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:00 (five years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jWALaBU.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 01:54 (five years ago)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/1/19/Fozzieandkermitsdad.jpg/
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 June 2020 02:46 (five years ago)
sorry to do tweets but
Tom Brady's coronavirus message: 'Only thing we have to fear is fear itself' https://t.co/FmLuAqgbZ9 pic.twitter.com/nvnRyfpoJO— New York Post (@nypost) June 26, 2020
― carin' (map), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:57 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eba4zgiXgAAl3y4?format=jpg&name=large
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:41 (five years ago)
map just posted that one right before yours.
― pplains, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:51 (five years ago)
Poss trying too hard but still
Good news: The FaceApp recognizes this tomato as a face!Bad News: I think I just saw something I wasnβt supposed to see pic.twitter.com/GTKgmNXnGu— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) July 4, 2020
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 5 July 2020 12:03 (five years ago)
creepy af no doubt
― this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 July 2020 14:05 (five years ago)
Come to the Colonel.Let him comfort you. pic.twitter.com/r6C699Lcda— πΊππππ π²πππππ (@Kevin_Church) July 13, 2020
― carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:48 (five years ago)
omg
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:58 (five years ago)
Feel like KFC pulls this stuff on purpose.
https://i.imgur.com/oqTuAVI.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:03 (five years ago)
A 'before' picture of the furniture in Leatherface's parlor afaict
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:03 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/waIfh97.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:04 (five years ago)
imagine how much of an insufferable douchebag you have to be to be the person in the ad agency that 'spearheads' the ironic repackaging of a fast food chain's more innocent but still horrible past branding
― carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:11 (five years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzPiADeXgAAaGso.jpg
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:12 (five years ago)
I'm still a little stuck on the idea that there is a market for a special igloo just for eating fried chicken
Like, we're about to sit down and eat fried chicken and somebody's like "wait, we need to do this inside a KFC igloo."
And then they have, like, separate igloos for eating different foods in
― Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:20 (five years ago)
It's practical during these lockdown days to have sequestered areas in your domicile that do and do not smell like fresh hell.
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:21 (five years ago)
hate to break it to you but it doesn't actually exist as an object irl xp
― carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:23 (five years ago)
The couch Colonel Sanders just makes me think of "Society".
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:24 (five years ago)
it makes me think of a giant rectangular crotch
― carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:25 (five years ago)
Me too but then when am I not thinking of a giant rectangular crotch tbrr
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:44 (five years ago)
https://live.staticflickr.com/2359/2247037136_832285f917_b.jpg
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 18:57 (five years ago)
Disappointed that one doesn't have "cup holders."
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:25 (five years ago)
β carin' (map)
if there are near infinite universes, and at least one of them has imagine it, to me that means it does exist, somewhere. and it looks like this:
https://i.imgur.com/1V3FJ5d.gif
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:29 (five years ago)
IRL hard LOL
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:41 (five years ago)
a masterpiece
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 19:48 (five years ago)
doesn't compare to the original:
https://i.imgur.com/IFEwhDG.jpg
i like how it reboots the colonel as a lonely misfit
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:08 (five years ago)
or maybe almost as a god figurehead in the cosmology of KFC
lonely misfit thinking boaut wings
― brownie, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:02 (five years ago)
tenthumping
― carin' (map), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:04 (five years ago)
km your all time best
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
I want that tent
if you pay me $20,000, i'll make you that tent and it'll shake all night long
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:35 (five years ago)
this is my new business proposition, as well as my elevator speech
i need to convince wealthy people to give me money to make them silly things, and then donate all that money to charity, and also invest some in robinhood
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:36 (five years ago)
Oh I meant the original tent, I wasnβt dating to contemplate irl colonel humper version but okay yes
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 23:50 (five years ago)
daring
I feel like Elon musk
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:17 (five years ago)
Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media https://t.co/2UfrmAg8gY pic.twitter.com/tRBZw8zcVo— New York Post (@nypost) July 15, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 20:17 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Gw2SxSd.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:29 (five years ago)
oh god
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:31 (five years ago)
I'm so sorry.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
that's okay you reminded me it's cocktail hour
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
This isn't a competition, pom.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 01:59 (five years ago)