https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaJtI-cWsAAL_tj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 13:06 (five years ago)
wow
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:55 (five years ago)
i'm gonna admit, this is headed toward so bad it's good territory
he dreamt a motto that was based off another motto, and then made a parody motto of that. then made that the headline
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:56 (five years ago)
he's a goddamn genius
you can tell because of the way his hands are folded beneath his chin, true sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:25 (five years ago)
i couldn't help it, sorry
Let's Change our Motto to __. It is Heading Toward __, and I fear it Becoming __.
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:32 (five years ago)
any guesses?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eb240XTWoAA413C?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:36 (five years ago)
A Chicken in Every Pot
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:47 (five years ago)
Truck Fump
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:48 (five years ago)
Make the Pie Bigger
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:52 (five years ago)
A Big Fucking Deal
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:01 (five years ago)
The Heart Rate Is Flat
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 18:12 (five years ago)
I hate-read this post this morning. His stupidity is unfathomable.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:25 (five years ago)
end the suspense, mook! we need that slogan to phone-bank for Big Joe.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:32 (five years ago)
“Respect science, respect nature, respect each other.”
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:34 (five years ago)
the catchphrase champion has done it again
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:37 (five years ago)
what's the over/under on how long he spent thinking of that bumper sticker that will also win the election?
30 seconds?
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
America Is Already Great
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:46 (five years ago)
Make America Greater Againer
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:47 (five years ago)
xxp no way, he spends like half his day thinking about catchphrases
i'm not joking at all
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:49 (five years ago)
i'm sure he heard from a pipe-fitter in Des Moines
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:51 (five years ago)
...and a taxi driver in Abu-Dhabi.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 2 July 2020 03:51 (five years ago)
the slogan that comes to mind was suggested to me by the environmental innovator Hal Harvey. Harvey didn’t know he was suggesting it; he just happened to sign off a recent email to me by writing: “Respect science, respect nature, respect each other.”I thought — wow, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us.
I thought — wow, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us.
so the answer to this sounds like between 0 and 2 seconds.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:47 (five years ago)
I thought — wow phew, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us I might malke this deadline after all
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:49 (five years ago)
malke?
make
Does anyone have any idea where 65-year-olds and older can get vaccinated against Covid in Maryland? They opened the category today and told people NOTHING about where to go. None of this would be happening if Larry Hogan were governor.— Thomas L. Friedman (@tomfriedman) January 25, 2021
― JoeStork, Monday, 25 January 2021 19:46 (five years ago)
None of this would be happening if Larry Hogan were governor.
Nice use of ambiguity there, Tom.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:03 (five years ago)
pls someone give Tom the placebo vaccine. please.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:20 (five years ago)
ask your driver
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 25 January 2021 22:01 (five years ago)
Kids, this is what it was like. pic.twitter.com/BlWrjCe8LL— mattgallagher0 (@MattGallagher0) August 20, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 August 2021 13:05 (four years ago)
middle east expert thomas friedman
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 13:10 (four years ago)
i can't fucking BELIEVE i read the world is flat
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 13:11 (four years ago)
"It's far away."
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:24 (four years ago)
The World is Flat is from 2005. i wonder if afghanistan opened him up to that? he was like, wait a second, the world IS far away. and it is also flat
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:55 (four years ago)
hey there, lorryman! how flat are these roads, to you?
"interesting...he uses technology and it changes how he operates"
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:56 (four years ago)
nexts day's column:
MY FACE IS LIKE A WALRUSMAN
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:57 (four years ago)
I’m rereading this line and contorting my face in a number of ways
Check the map. It’s far away.
― mh, Friday, 20 August 2021 15:29 (four years ago)
*checks the map. checks the scale. confirms far*
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:30 (four years ago)
thomas friedman spins the globe. around and around it goes. he puts the finger on it and stops it on the other side, right on afghanistan. he checks the scale
he furiously pulls out his palm pilot and with quaking hands writes a note to remember for the morning: "it's far away"
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4roxM8hUMk
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:32 (four years ago)
Aghanistan...istan so far away
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:33 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UofYl3dataU
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:42 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyK1bZZ7E-s
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:43 (four years ago)
It is beyond my powers of imagination that "give war a chance" was ever written or published unironically.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:44 (four years ago)
is he dead yet
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:46 (four years ago)
He was awarded the 2002 Pulitzer Prize for Commentary "for his clarity of vision, based on extensive reporting, in commenting on the worldwide impact of the terrorist threat".
This is Afghanistan we're talking about. Check the map. It's far away.
― jmm, Friday, 20 August 2021 15:56 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/acTZjmp.png
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:58 (four years ago)