Things you were shockingly old when you learned

Something to do with the Earth's shifting magnetic field?

has it to do with lord north

And Joe South.

don't it make you wanna go home.... counties

turns out i was shockingly old when i learned it's another fake etymology.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Parade#Origin_of_the_name

while we're learning late about American geography this week I discovered that

The Midwestern United States, also referred to as the American Midwest, the Heartland, Middle West, or simply the Midwest

is the north to north east and not in the midwest

well it's definitely not the northeast

it‘a midway to the west from the east coast, where “the west” kind of changed over time

The Midwest:
https://i.imgur.com/KAzZYWD.jpg

The Mideast:
https://i.imgur.com/BVKIvLR.jpg

South Central La:
https://i.imgur.com/O6HekCa.jpg

wait till you hear about upper and lower canada

Western Canada also begins slightly east of the country's latitudinal centre

https://www.ontariocourts.ca/ocj/files/pic/regionsofthecourt.jpg

v. tricky

Image didn't post but yeah, Northern Ontario (Northeast + Northwest) amounts to 88% of the province's land area; Western Ontario is in the eastern third of the province (south of the entire Northeast and further east than some of the Northeast).xp

MY parents met at the University of Western Ontario and my dad drove me and my elder brother up there for its centenary back around 1980. Its in London which seems slightly to the NorthWest of New York State or at least Niagara Falls which we drove through and stopped at.

About 2h straight west of Niagara Falls, NY, yeah; v slightly south if anything; whereas the actual geographically western border of the province borders Minnesota.

About the middle of the "West" region in that map.

Canada regions map reminds me that there are places where you can cross the border from Finland into Norway from the west.

The Mississippi River normally forms the border between Illinois and Missouri, but the river has an annoying habit of moving around, so there are little bits of Illinois stranded on the western bank, and can only be reached from Missouri.

Think that's weird, head up to Carter Lake, Iowa – only place in the state where you can walk to Nebraska and not get your feet wet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_irregularities_of_the_United_States#Separated_by_the_Mississippi_River

Norwegian Wood ends in arson.

That ain't the only thing that ends with arson!

https://i.imgur.com/Yg4chFY.gif

Italy is smaller than Arizona.

― i am not throwing away my snot (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, June 7, 2020 2:56 PM

https://i.imgur.com/8JcfCkD.png

Well, you'd still have to ball it up first.

(Fun little map.)

according to some quick searching, arizona is 3k square miles smaller than italy

Italy does look bigger.

Maybe not common knowledge, but I was surprised to learn recently that Charles Rolls, co-founder of Rolls-Royce, in 1910 bought an airplane designed by the Wright brothers. And that he crashed in it and died. And that he was the first Briton ever to die in a plane crash.

I think I just learned that Holly Golightly was a hooker?

... are you confusing the book character with the singer?

I've got something to tell you about Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

she was really Bruce Willis the whole time?

According to Wikipedia, Capote said Holly Golightly was "not a prostitute but an American geisha".

Die Hard with a Shopping Montage

the guy who created minecraft turned out to be a massive fuckhead

More like escort? At least, in the movie she accepts money for her company but finds a way to escape (e.g., through a window) before things get physical - I probably read the book 30 years ago and have quite forgotten it.

The remake with Bruce Willis changes the main character to a guy named Hoopy Goloopy.

I've never seen the movie, actually. I just assumed she was some rich single young woman navigating love and dating in the crazy big city!

Yeah, I basically just know the character name and the fact that it features a very nuanced and timeless performance by Mickey Rooney.

And she mollifies his character by suggesting that she might - might - consider posing for him... But never quite does.

The narrator role in the novel is either Truman Capote himself or a close substitute so there's no love interest between him and the Holly character. He doesn't swing that way.
From what I remember he's describing people he got involved with because he was rooming in the same house as tehm during teh war or something to that effect,.
Has been a very long time since i read the novel, it was pretty good though. But not quite cute enough to show well on a filmscreen at the time.
Do enjoy both though but they are pretty different.

The existence of Juneteenth.

it's a terrible cutesy name for what it is.

lol people who've never read "Breakfast at Tiffany's" have never enjoyed Holly dropping the f-bomb

I am 41 years old and I only just discovered that 'segue' is pronounced 'segway'.

In the Capote story, Holly also drops the n-bomb in a way that would make the Major in Fawlty Towers proud.

I am 41 years old and I only just discovered that 'segue' is pronounced 'segway'.

― Matt DC, Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:35 AM bookmarkflaglink

what did you think it was? "suh-goo"?

when i was younger and only read it in the music press i used to think it was "seeg"

when I was younger at 14:21 today I thought the same tbh!

I've heard Oxford professors pronounce it 'seeg' so your younger selves were obviously, prestigiously correct.

Same! xp