US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

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i don't want to engage in magical russiagate thinking, but if he loses then he's going to jail, which i guess does increase the likelihood he will do crimes to avoid losing. but also i think he's a very stupid man who sincerely believes he is going to win, so he won't do good enough crimes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:05 (six years ago)

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

epistantophus i just read through the replies to your earlier post. while i understand where they're coming from the idea that precedent and rule of law matter to a president like this is... adorable? that's not to say he won't eventually be removed if he loses. maybe even by inauguration day. but it's harder for me to imagine him actually conceding.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:06 (six years ago)

if he loses then he's going to jail

no idea why anyone would think so, ever

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

i bet you one (1) beer

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:09 (six years ago)

I mean no one on this scale of elected miscreant ever went to prison, not even close

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:10 (six years ago)

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

So, losing badly while shouting that it was RIGGED! FRAUD! FAKE NEWS! is basically a win-win for him. I say let him have it. He can start a cable channel all about how unfair the world is being to him. The people who watch it can just sit and agree and fume, and all get heart attacks and die. The world may be a better place.

Taylor Dayne in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:12 (six years ago)

that booker guy is damn impressive... would be pretty sad if he loses to amy mccgrath, the 'pro trump' democrat

global tetrahedron, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

i will gladly buy caek a beer if trump goes to jail

out of curiosity, can he pardon himself of everything on the last day, like receiving christ as lord on yr deathbed?

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:16 (six years ago)

lmao McLaughlin is one of the worst pollsters in the history of pollsters, please trust this man sir

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

He'll be issuing executive orders long after he's out of office.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

And because he’s a narcissist who can’t stand the fact that he’s not the most popular candidate.

tbf trailing that much to fucking Joe Biden has got to sting

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (six years ago)

Prosecutors aren’t going to do shit to a former President out of power.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (six years ago)

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

A rare moment where I get to agree with Dr. Morbius. The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:34 (six years ago)

I feel like it must be embarrassing when you write these memos to Trump in the humiliatingly abased language you know he responds to and then he shares it with the world.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:37 (six years ago)

remember how Obama made the W gang pay

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

… by becoming George's friend

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

Isn't this Obamagate week? It can be done!

brownie, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted, let alone tried and convicted on leaving office. His present level of criminality wouldn't suffice, unless there were a protest movement demanding his head, equal to or stronger than the present protests.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted

if we believe in him enough, he can get it done

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

speaking of Mitt Romney taking the streets before Obama is kind of a surprise

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:48 (six years ago)

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― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 8, 2020 12:42 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thank you to House democrats for bringing me lots of laughter today

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:49 (six years ago)

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, June 8, 2020 4:46 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I very much want to see this administration to pay for every single crime.

Sorry about that 2018 article yesterday

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (six years ago)

All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

Making that case would be like climbing Mt. Everest w/o oxygen, while facing backwards. I usually like your level headed analyses, unperson, but this one has too big a pile of unlikely assumptions. By virtue of being president, Trump is now of "the political class" for all time and he can't be expelled, especially now after the impeachment failed.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (six years ago)

So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them.

I guess yeah. But it's like OJ being found liable in civil court. Who's even aware of that? It will probably happen, and Trump's long record of fraud, tax evasion, etc. will cost Trump money, but the fantasy of seeing him frogmarched into prison for the crimes he committed against the country is just that, a fantasy.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:57 (six years ago)

i like to think i am a pretty level-headed/cynical person on trump, but "trump will be under criminal indictment by federal prosecutors when he dies" is something i truly believe.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:02 (six years ago)

xxp the impeachment didn’t fail!

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:03 (six years ago)

No way will Biden pardon him though. He just has to let New York State crucify Trump, and they'll be happy to. It's no skin off Biden's ass if the states want to go after him, and many of them will.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:03 (six years ago)

are you kidding, all you'll have to do is contaminate the Big Mac supply and he'll spend the rest of his life living in a sewer, eating children

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:05 (six years ago)

It will probably happen, and Trump's long record of fraud, tax evasion, etc. will cost Trump money, but the fantasy of seeing him frogmarched into prison for the crimes he committed against the country is just that, a fantasy.

Yeah, but the "will cost Trump money" part is huge, because once he leaves office, he's not gonna have much money — who's gonna want to book a room at his disgusting DC hotel if it's not gonna count as a bribe? How many members is Mar-A-Lago gonna lose in the months after the election, do you think? And how many of his foreign cronies are gonna keep pouring money into him once the ROI dries up? People that propped him up for years are gonna call in their markers, and he'll be bankrupt before you can blink.

No way will Biden pardon him though.

Biden's already said he won't pardon Trump.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:08 (six years ago)

Biden's going to exile him to Malarkey Island.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:12 (six years ago)

there must be a lot of powerful people who are less powerful than a sitting president who have dirt on him and are waiting for him to leave office

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:13 (six years ago)

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Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:18 (six years ago)

the boomer remover returns

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/08/trump-rally-coronavirus-307496

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:19 (six years ago)

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Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:20 (six years ago)

xpost

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:21 (six years ago)

We're all screwed anyway now

Nhex, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:21 (six years ago)

Trump’s going to have the biggest book deal in history, speaking engagements for his hooting zoo animal base, probably a huge contract with Fox News to do a daily minute. Money isn’t going to be a problem.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:26 (six years ago)

Or he may be the first US president to be torn apart by an angry mob.

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 22:44 (six years ago)

Dooooo ittttt...

Trump to restart MAGA rallies despite coronavirus

Donald Trump is planning to restart rallies in the next two weeks in a major turning point for the president since the coronavirus shut down traditional campaigning.

Trump’s advisers are still determining where the rallies will take place and what safety measures will be implemented, depending on the type of venue chosen. Campaign manager Brad Parscale is expected to present Trump with possibilities within the next few days.

...

The move comes at a precarious moment for Trump. National and swing state polls show him taking a major hit amid his handling of the pandemic and the social unrest that followed the killing of a African American man at the hands of Minnesota police. He is trailing Joe Biden substantially in many polls.

The president’s team views the rallies as a way of rejuvenating his base and displaying the enthusiasm behind his reelection bid. They are eager to create a contrast with Biden, who has largely remained secluded in his Delaware home and hasn’t held a major campaign event since spring.

While Trump is likely to face blowback for resuming in-person events while the coronavirus pandemic is still ravaging the country, his advisers contend that the recent massive protests in metropolitan areas will make it harder for liberals to criticize him.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:55 (six years ago)

The only justice Trump's likely to face is the street variety, and I'm pretty okay with that eventuality.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 22:55 (six years ago)

Those rallies are going to kill the working class people who have to service them and the Applebee’s staff where the CHUDS go for an afterparty.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:07 (six years ago)

Just as an actuarial thing, trump (or biden) rallies are going to kill the old people who attend political rallies.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:54 (six years ago)

I wish it were that simple.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 23:56 (six years ago)

-bob marley

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:00 (six years ago)

would that it twere

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:52 (six years ago)

would that it twere?

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:57 (six years ago)

Those rallies are going to kill all kinds of people. This is a shit situation.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:58 (six years ago)

Fox and OANN will cover those rallies, but I'd love to see every other news outlet refuse due to the exposure risk.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:18 (six years ago)


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