US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

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haha excellent

dip to dup (rob), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:14 (six years ago)

So does Booker or McGrath have a chance against McConnell?

isn't he the most unpopular Senator in the country

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:23 (six years ago)

Loved in Moscow tho.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:25 (six years ago)

this isolation goes to 11

Trump has started to blame Kushner for campaign meltdown, per source. Also, in private, Mattis told people Trump is a “proto neo-fascist.” My latest:https://t.co/vhnFyAMaCE

— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) June 8, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 19:46 (six years ago)

proto neo cryptographist!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:47 (six years ago)

preening bozo coprophagist

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:52 (six years ago)

Today in "would be hilarious if it weren't a fucking tragedy":

I have retained highly respected pollster, McLaughlin & Associates, to analyze todays CNN Poll (and others), which I felt were FAKE based on the incredible enthusiasm we are receiving. Read analysis for yourself. This is the same thing they and others did when we defeated...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2020

...Crooked Hillary Clinton in 2016. They are called SUPPRESSION POLLS, and are put out to dampen enthusiasm. Despite 3 ½ years of phony Witch Hunts, we are winning, and will close it out on November 3rd! pic.twitter.com/4IhuLUZjsv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2020

Money quote from the letter:

"In their questionnaire between asking about your job approval and the ballot, they had questions including issues like race relations, not job creation, which could have biased the poll further."

But why would that be a problem? Trump is a genius with race relations - best president ever for the blacks! Just ask him, he'll tell you...

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:57 (six years ago)

https://www.vox.com/2020/6/8/21284096/presidential-election-polls-biden-lead

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:58 (six years ago)

I am a huge fan of Trump bitching about the 'fake' polls. Hopefully it convinces the base that he's doing so well that most of them can just relax at home on election day and watch his tremendous win unfold.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:10 (six years ago)

I heard Trump was doing so well that he probably doesn't even need to campaign or advertise.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:21 (six years ago)

he's in a bind -- obviously he can't be losing, because he's a winner

otoh, trailing may encourage the rubes to send him more money

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:24 (six years ago)

those variety articles are obviously useless, but if trump loses then i absolutely cannot wait for the recriminations. also the prosecutions, but the recriminations are going to be amazing. these people are so messy.

ps. don't forget john bolton's book comes out later this month.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:30 (six years ago)

not just recriminations -- trump will probably sue jared and parscale if he loses

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:34 (six years ago)

Hilarious to think Jared would know a single thing about running a political campaign in the first place.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:36 (six years ago)

lol at the idea trump will relinquish the presidency if he loses.

he's got a perfect excuse in the inevitable polling 'innovations' that COVID will require. i.e. voting by mail. he'll shout about democratic governors deliberately opening the door to fraud, demand recounts, activate right-wing legal funds to challenge the results. and he's got a majority in the supreme court.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:44 (six years ago)

i honestly never imagined anything like that would happen in the united states and now i can't imagine it NOT happening.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:44 (six years ago)

I got torn apart for saying this 3 months ago.

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (six years ago)

he was in a bind, he was way behind, he was looking for an election to steal

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (six years ago)

I know there are reasons but still I ask: WHY WOULD HE EVEN WANT TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:54 (six years ago)

So he doesn't get indicted...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:56 (six years ago)

I think at this point it's mostly because, on some level, he recognizes that he'll wind up eating even more shit in his return to civilian life than he has as president.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

Yes

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

And because he’s a narcissist who can’t stand the fact that he’s not the most popular candidate.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

SDNY is waiting with bibs and forks

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (six years ago)

He doesn’t want to be presidentbut how can he become dictator-for-life if he can’t hang onto power?

epistantophus, Monday, 8 June 2020 20:58 (six years ago)

i don't want to engage in magical russiagate thinking, but if he loses then he's going to jail, which i guess does increase the likelihood he will do crimes to avoid losing. but also i think he's a very stupid man who sincerely believes he is going to win, so he won't do good enough crimes.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:05 (six years ago)

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

epistantophus i just read through the replies to your earlier post. while i understand where they're coming from the idea that precedent and rule of law matter to a president like this is... adorable? that's not to say he won't eventually be removed if he loses. maybe even by inauguration day. but it's harder for me to imagine him actually conceding.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:06 (six years ago)

if he loses then he's going to jail

no idea why anyone would think so, ever

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

i bet you one (1) beer

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:09 (six years ago)

I mean no one on this scale of elected miscreant ever went to prison, not even close

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:10 (six years ago)

i agree he probably hates all the shit he has to deal with as president but that pales next to admitting someone else beat him.

So, losing badly while shouting that it was RIGGED! FRAUD! FAKE NEWS! is basically a win-win for him. I say let him have it. He can start a cable channel all about how unfair the world is being to him. The people who watch it can just sit and agree and fume, and all get heart attacks and die. The world may be a better place.

Taylor Dayne in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:12 (six years ago)

that booker guy is damn impressive... would be pretty sad if he loses to amy mccgrath, the 'pro trump' democrat

global tetrahedron, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

i will gladly buy caek a beer if trump goes to jail

out of curiosity, can he pardon himself of everything on the last day, like receiving christ as lord on yr deathbed?

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:16 (six years ago)

lmao McLaughlin is one of the worst pollsters in the history of pollsters, please trust this man sir

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

He'll be issuing executive orders long after he's out of office.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:25 (six years ago)

And because he’s a narcissist who can’t stand the fact that he’s not the most popular candidate.

tbf trailing that much to fucking Joe Biden has got to sting

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (six years ago)

Prosecutors aren’t going to do shit to a former President out of power.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:31 (six years ago)

if he loses, he's going to jail, or he's going to die with pending criminal indictments.

A rare moment where I get to agree with Dr. Morbius. The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:34 (six years ago)

I feel like it must be embarrassing when you write these memos to Trump in the humiliatingly abased language you know he responds to and then he shares it with the world.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:37 (six years ago)

remember how Obama made the W gang pay

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

… by becoming George's friend

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

Isn't this Obamagate week? It can be done!

brownie, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted, let alone tried and convicted on leaving office. His present level of criminality wouldn't suffice, unless there were a protest movement demanding his head, equal to or stronger than the present protests.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

imo, Trump would have to do some truly heinous new shit between now and January to be indicted

if we believe in him enough, he can get it done

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

speaking of Mitt Romney taking the streets before Obama is kind of a surprise

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:48 (six years ago)

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― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 8, 2020 12:42 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thank you to House democrats for bringing me lots of laughter today

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:49 (six years ago)

The entire political class will find it much more pleasant to "look forward not backward" and let Trump live out his life in freedom, should he lose the election.

There's plenty of precedent for presidents pardoning their criminal cronies on the way out the door, but other than Ford -> Nixon, presidential criminality has never even really been an issue. But Trump is an actual criminal, not just a political adversary — if he was a private businessman, he'd be in the dock for about 75% of the moneymaking schemes he's engaged in over the last three years. And he has not been absorbed into the "political class" — they all hate him, even the ones who spend all day licking his taint because it's in their interest to do so. So I think if SDNY decides to continue going after him, for shit he did before he was president, the "political class" is likely to let them. There's also a very strong chance that once he's a private citizen, he'll be sued into penury by people who were materially harmed by his policies or statements. All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, June 8, 2020 4:46 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I very much want to see this administration to pay for every single crime.

Sorry about that 2018 article yesterday

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (six years ago)

All someone has to do is make a case that one of his tweets caused their store to be burned down, or caused them to be attacked on the street, and that's it.

Making that case would be like climbing Mt. Everest w/o oxygen, while facing backwards. I usually like your level headed analyses, unperson, but this one has too big a pile of unlikely assumptions. By virtue of being president, Trump is now of "the political class" for all time and he can't be expelled, especially now after the impeachment failed.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:52 (six years ago)


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