why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Love that they made the coffee ordering guy a TROOP. A real man ordering real coffee from some pierced puke who’s probably whining to his mama that he’s triggered, am I right folks?

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (six years ago)

does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (six years ago)

not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though

dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (six years ago)

I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (six years ago)

I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?

Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T

— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020

If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

What color is your heart today?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Why?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

"who the fuck are you kidding today"

kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (five years ago)

Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (five years ago)

one month passes...

high school classmate posted this

it's the wealth dad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (five years ago)

"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (five years ago)

https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg

it's time to elevate your circle

Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

is that Jordan Peterson

brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

huge otm

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'e
Feelin hot hot hot

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (five years ago)

Woah, mind blown.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (five years ago)

is the bird supposed to be good or bad

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (five years ago)

bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (five years ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (five years ago)

oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (five years ago)

Oh it's there.... second column.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (five years ago)

If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (five years ago)

If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

Why do I open this fucking app?

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

Posted by my former boss

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (five years ago)

shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author too

https://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (five years ago)

or whatever

Neil S, Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:29 (five years ago)

A Medicine Person

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:27 (five years ago)

Nero Linguistic Programming

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:28 (five years ago)

what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(

kinder, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

- Mahatma Gandhi

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

- Albert Einstein

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:08 (five years ago)

I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:15 (five years ago)

Oasis etc

Mark G, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:27 (five years ago)


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