love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

looking forward to all the "they're censoring history" thinkpieces

and that's just on ILX

😍😍😍 xp

What a lovely story told w/ three tweets <3

Think you mean four

they fucking changed the location already 😂 https://t.co/zs5Moli4ob pic.twitter.com/dlbbg0cuH4

— heard in mutiny where possible (@selfisoceles) June 7, 2020

Ha! Beautiful kicker.

if you look up 'statue of Edward Colston' on Google Maps it now shows up as 'permanently closed' and in the bottom of the water pic.twitter.com/lgsGTOx9bg

— Josh Salisbury (@josh_salisbury) June 7, 2020

I was thinking of suggesting that Edward Colston be replaced by Tony Blair in Bristol

But maybe there isn’t yet a national consensus

— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) June 7, 2020

he almost makes me feel sorry for Blair, couldn't imagine what it is like to have such a shit stalker

They've defaced Churchill! pic.twitter.com/rkINK4oac6

— Jack Dawkins (@DawkinsReturns) June 7, 2020

fuck yes I’ve been waiting for this

churchill cult needs to die yesterday

i remember this happening during the 90's as well and back then there was always multiple dickheads with tenuous grasp on history who will say "he was anti-fascist, he defeated hitler ..durr"

fuck yes more days like this pls

xp step forward Lib Dem spokesman Sir Billiam of Bragg

Just reading about the proposed Blair statue in Bristol, I think the people who threw Colston in the river may have been somewhat hasty

Somebody put a turf mohican on Churchill's head iirc. Poll Tax riots?

Was literally about to say "has someone said 'this is very good but they should have applied for planning permission first'?" and right on cue

I grew up in Bristol. I detest how Edward Colston profited from the slave trade.

But, THIS IS NOT OK.

If Bristolians wants to remove a monument it should be done democratically - not by criminal damage. https://t.co/Wfz47zQQZU

— Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) June 7, 2020

If Iraqis want to remove a monument it should be done democratically

xxp
yeah i think that was a pic in the NME I have a vague memory of.

how do you democratically get a statue of a slaver dragged down with a govt in power who just recently commissioned a statue of a notorious nazi lover and anti-semite? lol sure

Seems the profiting from the slave trade is what really ruined the slave trade for this former Chancellor I guess.

hate those innocent smoothie style not for profit slavers as well!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZ7BPQYXYAEf6-p?format=png&name=900x900

imago's alter ego !

maybe build a statue to the victims of white meltdowns

but make it so fragile that it immediately shatters

call me bud i think we've got this year's Turner in the bag

spiked are going to announce edward colston as a columnist by the end of the week

— jonathan nunn (@demarionunn) June 7, 2020

Narrator: no texts were dropped x

tbf to Spiked they probably do disagree with taking down the Jimmy Savile monuments

everything about this picture

taking a knee on a toppled slave owner's neck: beautiful pic.twitter.com/jpycxujX7h

— "Gabriel Szatan" (@gabrielszatan) June 7, 2020

I don’t understand why people are complaining about the Colston statue being pushed into the harbour in Bristol. It’s still there if you want to jump in and have a look at it.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 7, 2020

2000 May Day Riots.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/740524.stm

(I was here for those; not here for the Poll Tax Riots)

That's the one, which arsehole at the time who isn't Billy Bragg made some stupendous comment him being the OG anti-fascist. I can't remember who it was but lots of tories and melts don't half love keeping that meme alive!

Even Dan Hodges isn't challoping about the statue.

Imagine how little we’d know about Hitler if it weren’t for the statues of him everywhere

— rachel shabi (@rachshabi) June 7, 2020

So @pritipatel thinks toppling the statute of slave trader Edward Colston is utterly disgraceful. The real disgrace and the horror which echoes down the centuries is the slave trade itself #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/n5TaRqLTFH

— Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott) June 7, 2020

He was likely responsible for many more deaths than all of Britain's serial killers combined so maybe just stick up a statue of Dr Harold Shipman instead.

I’m normally an optimist,but I feel we’re heading towards something grim and ominous. Mobs being egged on by our intellectual and cultural elites won’t have a happy ending .....

— Douglas Carswell (@DouglasCarswell) June 7, 2020

Replies to the carswell tweet are a handy list of people who are likely to go out and commit a hate crime at some point.

I think they should have a health and safety officer next time they bring down a statue, would hate to get a life changing injury from a falling cast stone/bronze model of a scumbag imperialist with a stupid fucking dick turpin hat.

a lot of the usual wankers are saying the avon/somerset police superintendent admitted they stood off and let the protesters take the statue. lol that is gonna boil some piss!

This Metropolitan Police could learn a lot from this statement by @abennett_police. pic.twitter.com/jSJE6ulQVM

— Owen Jones says join a union🌹 (@OwenJones84) June 7, 2020

🚨 The US Department of Justice has demanded that Britain hand over Prince Andrew to be questioned over his links to Jeffrey Epstein. https://t.co/H1m8D0RbMk

— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) June 7, 2020

Non-Sun link

BREAKING: US 'demands UK hands over Prince Andrew to appear in court over Jeffrey Epstein links'https://t.co/P82XREsXqe pic.twitter.com/t6yOXaLLVv

— Mirror Breaking News (@MirrorBreaking_) June 7, 2020

Non-Sun link

BREAKING: US 'demands UK hands over Prince Andrew to appear in court over Jeffrey Epstein links'https://t.co/P82XREsXqe pic.twitter.com/t6yOXaLLVv

— Mirror Breaking News (@MirrorBreaking_) June 7, 2020

one hour and 10 minutes left, keep it coming pls today

On the statue of Edward Colston, Keir Starmer says: "Nobody should condone the lawlessness." He says the statue "shouldn't come down in that way".

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) June 8, 2020

jesus christ

Excited for the next few days to fully shift from questions about police brutality to 'i'm joined in the studio by a tinpot fascist contrarian and someone you've never heard of who's apparently a rapper as we ask for the thirtieth time, are statues bad?'. Good on the protesters though, obvs.

I can't believe we've had Madeline McCann, Prince Andrew and Olof Palme in the same week. If the protests keep up until the end of the month we'll finally know what happened at Area 51.

FUCK STARMZY YOU COP MELT CUNT

reconstructed Tory and claw and order enthusiast Starmer just gets lamer every fucking day.

lol I know the cunt looks like a lobster but I meant law and order