haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101652705_10158387060562512_6360472213850832936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=sJ_if9-nGXQAX9cWS-V&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=151545ad57a725d80987a270695ee6f4&oe=5F00BA09
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
🖼
― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?
Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020
If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
What color is your heart today?Sir this is a Wendy's.Why?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
"who the fuck are you kidding today"
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link
Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
high school classmate posted this
it's the wealth dad
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (three years ago) link
"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link
https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg
it's time to elevate your circle
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
is that Jordan Peterson
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
huge otm
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'eFeelin hot hot hot
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link
Woah, mind blown.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
is the bird supposed to be good or bad
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link
bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Oh it's there.... second column.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:34 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Why do I open this fucking app?
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
Posted by my former boss
i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4
― mirostones, Sunday, 27 September 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author toohttps://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
or whatever
― Neil S, Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Nero Linguistic Programming
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:28 (three years ago) link
what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(
― kinder, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
- Mahatma Gandhi
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
A bottomless pit of relationship advice
https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120285944_10223525828193882_4889681270058735199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=7yfMyDA7pq0AX8bZcED&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&tp=14&oh=1d99d3c8c7a29d427ff60a830a558650&oe=5F968FFE
― hoos springsteen (qiqing), Monday, 28 September 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link