why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:44 (six years ago)

Is that the reference? That's even worse. I don't remember that advert but it confirms my impression of the perpetrator(s) as being the sort of clowns who open cereal cafes or retro sweet shops. Colonised minds. Sad.

Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:57 (six years ago)

haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:45 (six years ago)

finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings

Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:16 (six years ago)

🖼


Love that they made the coffee ordering guy a TROOP. A real man ordering real coffee from some pierced puke who’s probably whining to his mama that he’s triggered, am I right folks?

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (six years ago)

does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (six years ago)

not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though

dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (six years ago)

I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (six years ago)

I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?

Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T

— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020

If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

What color is your heart today?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Why?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (five years ago)

"who the fuck are you kidding today"

kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (five years ago)

Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (five years ago)

Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (five years ago)

one month passes...

high school classmate posted this

it's the wealth dad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (five years ago)

"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (five years ago)

https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg

it's time to elevate your circle

Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

is that Jordan Peterson

brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (five years ago)

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

huge otm

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'e
Feelin hot hot hot

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (five years ago)

Woah, mind blown.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (five years ago)

is the bird supposed to be good or bad

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (five years ago)

bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (five years ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (five years ago)

oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (five years ago)

I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (five years ago)

Oh it's there.... second column.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (five years ago)

If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (five years ago)

If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

Why do I open this fucking app?

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

Posted by my former boss

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (five years ago)

shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author too

https://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (five years ago)

or whatever

Neil S, Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:29 (five years ago)

A Medicine Person

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:27 (five years ago)

Nero Linguistic Programming

The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:28 (five years ago)

what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(

kinder, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:58 (five years ago)


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