Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

the Catholic diocese even vomited on him today

he's deserved it a hundred times over

when the hand comes out of the sky and finally lifts Donald Flagg away forever, will everything go back in time to November 2016.

Nope

Flat circle bro

These are the people that show up to adopt you at the beginning of a Tim Burton movie. pic.twitter.com/5PuTRNewjz

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) June 3, 2020

In 3 1/2 years, I’ve done much more for our Black population than Joe Biden has done in 43 years. Actually, he set them back big time with his Crime Bill, which he doesn’t even remember. I’ve done more for Black Americans, in fact, than any President in U.S. history, with...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020

....the possible exception of another Republican President, the late, great, Abraham Lincoln...and it’s not even close. The Democrats know this, and so does the Fake News, but they refuse to write or say it because they are inherently corrupt! See “pinned” above.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020

pushing the 'ungrateful negro' angle pretty hard I see

The late, great, Abraham Lincoln.

Please enumerate all those things you've done, oh great one

Trump says on Fox Radio interview he was in the bunker for "tiny" amount of time and it was "much more for an inspection" than for his own safety.

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) June 3, 2020

just a basic and entirely dishonest, worthless individual

Just inspectin' the ol' bunker, making sure everything is up to snuff and that there's at least one bullet in the gun.

Thank you sir!!

again I know we've normalized this guy's brain worms but "I've done more for the blacks than any president in history, besides possibly the one who freed them" while threatening to unload the military on the BLM protests that are occurring in every single state is just killin me right now

ah yes, the famous Crime Bill

"inspecting his bunker" is a euphemism, right

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE

— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) June 3, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbjpVnLv2c

pic.twitter.com/aO5lYKogXw

— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) June 8, 2020

Simply beautiful.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-06-08/trump-insecure-tweet-issa-rae-response

LOL

Kayleigh McEnany then reads it, says it is “directly from President. He spent a good bit of time working on that.” https://t.co/rLZbwIWmDA

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 10, 2020

Stick it on the fridge imo

Man the extraneous capitalization thing is such a marker for advanced Dunning-Kreuger syndrome.

sorry, Dunning-Kruger (extraneous letters are some other syndrome)

But if the suggestion that one (or more! Why not?) could be renamed Fort Trump comes up...

Not only Winning, but also Victory!

Thought Brag more like

Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?

I guess Legendary and Fabled are apt for someone who cheated their way out of the draft

too bad they weren't named Fort Weakness in Sadtown, Fort Buttz in Buttzonia, Fort Empathy in SJWville, etc. something tells me they'd be a lot more willing to change those names, even considering our military's long storied past of winning, victory, and freedom

but instead, they were neutrally named after a bunch of racists who tried to secede over slavery, so there's just no way to even consider it

even nascar is less racist than donald trump

BREAKING: The Confederate flag has just been BANNED from all NASCAR events and properties, effective immediately.

— Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) June 10, 2020

he'll probably issue an executive order demanding Nascar allow the flag

Not trying to draw a false equivalence because these symbols are legitimately hurtful, but it is nice to see “our” side playing the cultural flashpoint game in an election year rather than just sitting around while the right works itself into a lather over Sesame Street

yeah going on the offense is a nice change

would be great if that continued in other areas

Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?

― DJI, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:40 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

David Petraeus article in The Atlantic -> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/take-confederate-names-off-our-army-bases/612832/

And the dudness continues.

There’s no way that Trump doesn’t know who won the Civil War, right?

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 10, 2020

get stooped, 2scoops

"It was a great war, a beautiful war. There were good people on both sides. The Republican Party won that war, President Lincoln. Not a lot of people know this, but Abraham Lincoln was a Republican"

xpost -- probably something like that

Really hope this is genuine

Wow, that was a wild few minutes where the actual President of the USA was following me on Twitter and even sent me a message. Shame it ended so badly 😭 pic.twitter.com/KejDKTleNu

— Liam Bennett (@ljkbennett) June 11, 2020

"the democrat party were the REAL racists... but also, what the south was doing was good," xxp

lol he has the S.S. trending

btw I saw film of George Wallace saying "brave ppl on both sides" of the Civil War last night

Here's the transcript of Trump's remarks on how Abraham Lincoln "did good, although it's always questionable, you know, in other words, the end result..." pic.twitter.com/HhvlDqlYCU

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 12, 2020

How many dogs are going to lose their hearing from all this whistling?

I hear more and more people are calling him Honest Abe.

It's going to feel so goddamn good when he's no longer alive.