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OOOOOOOOKAY

― budo jeru, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:33 (six years ago)

tell us more. what sexual activities explicitly ? can you DM me ?

― budo jeru, Friday, 5 June 2020 05:19 (six years ago)

covid is a broad social cohesion and strength test designed to show how weak or strong every country is in that area. the weaker your country is, the faster your grandma dies. youre next, but your last meal was fast food, so, WIN!

― inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 June 2020 04:14 (six years ago)

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Refrigerator_Police

The Refrigerator Police are characters that performed in the former Food Rocks attractions at Epcot.
They are parody of the English rock band The Police.

The trio is comprised of:

A lowfat milk carton on lead vocals
A yogurt cup playing a stick of celery like a guitar
A milkshake cup playing the drums

― soref, Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:10 (six years ago)

I totally saw them. it was in Kitchen Cabaret. one of my favorite things as a kid lol

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:36 (six years ago)

there was also a singing piece of pita bread called...Pita Gabriel

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:36 (six years ago)

a fish stick named cod stewart

― voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

i seem to be really struggling to remain civil in the face of semantic quibbles and legitimate concerns this week, maybe some time out is in order

― rolling my optrex (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2020 08:13 (six years ago)

if you passed the ball more calmly maybe you would get into the Europa League

― anvil, Monday, 8 June 2020 08:16 (six years ago)

omg Pita Gabriel!!!!

― sarahell, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

that show brought me such joy. i loved cheesy shit like that as a kid. trying to remember the other clumsy characters.

― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:43 (six years ago)

Pita Gabriel at 4.10 singing "I Wanna Be Your High Fiber"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzucLY-Ues

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:18 (six years ago)

oh ... it actually is real ... I was thinking y'all made those up and was proud to be an ilxor at the moment ... what a disappointment

― sarahell, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:25 (six years ago)

tina turnip, robert eggplant, broccoli rabe zombie, kohlrabi williams

― voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:55 (six years ago)

they're all real

― voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:55 (six years ago)

if you believe

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 19:09 (six years ago)

uh, i know a person named robert eggpl@nt IRL

― sarahell, Friday, 12 June 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

say what

― brian emo (rip van wanko), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:10 (six years ago)

no you don't

― budo jeru, Friday, 12 June 2020 03:16 (six years ago)

is that Veggie Tales, the Christian thing?

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Eggplant

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

he's self-named, but sarahell wins!

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:59 (six years ago)

how do you insert the sqaure shape on a mac keyboard?

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 12 June 2020 04:02 (six years ago)

s-q-u-a-r-e

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 12 June 2020 04:02 (six years ago)

your self-righteous caricature of a brainless asshole is kinda genius

come to my funeral

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 June 2020 00:24 (six years ago)

finally the high profile boost the movement needed

― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 June 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

I wonder why.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:17 (five years ago)

^^^

― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:29 (five years ago)

Exciting to see that “actually it’s ephebophilia” types have found a new hill

― covid coronenberg (wins), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:42 (five years ago)

they've finally caught Wes Anderson?

― never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 June 2020 12:06 (five years ago)

If I'd got them credits on my cv I'd think about jumping too

― never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 15:07 (five years ago)

does the killfile do the job properly yet or does it still do the “post by x deleted” thing that makes u feel like an asshole

― brimstead, Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:09 (five years ago)

hmm post by x deleted, wonder who just posted

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:13 (five years ago)

it was brimstead, really good post too, too bad you missed it

― j., Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

Lightroom is cloud based as well and costs ten times a month what iCloud does so gtfo

― calstars, Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

and that is why I love this thread and ilx

― sarahell, Sunday, 28 June 2020 19:45 (five years ago)

it is funnier -- and thus in this case more appropriate -- to stop yourself when yr about to exclaim "they had a good innings!" and to announce instead that "they forced the follow-on!"

― mark s, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

They've come off for bad light.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:50 (five years ago)

probably not the place for a crude ball tampering joke

― calzino, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

sadly badly want to fuck up this thread but im a good boy now

― mark s, Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:25 (five years ago)

how sure are we that ilx has a higher % of active female users than 4chan?

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 4 July 2020 14:33 (five years ago)

lol like you care

― scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 4 July 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

thank you for caring for women, esby

― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 July 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

what it looks like when a thread comes down with Covid

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 5 July 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

WRONG DUDE

― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 July 2020 13:04 (five years ago)

When did it become the rule that our posts had to all be good

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

^good post imo

― this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 02:20 (five years ago)

with all the whining they're doing they'd fit in perfectly on ilx

― Mordy, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:04 (five years ago)

oh sweet jeebus do we STILL have to say this every time

― zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:40 (five years ago)

AllYourLife.gif

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

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