This is gloriously pathetic
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
swinging means you respect your opponents. this is clear derision
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
They drove 250+ miles without a piss?
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
LOL the story about how he was spotted in Barnard Castle is such bullshit.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
Driving 30 miles to test his eyesight omfg
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
if this wasn't real life this would be hilarious
― boxedjoy, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:44 (six years ago)
did he just contradict his own mum about his movements after his uncle carked it
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:44 (six years ago)
Who the fuck was threatening him in London?
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:45 (six years ago)
working remotely doesn’t exist in cuntworld
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:45 (six years ago)
NEITHER OF US REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:46 (six years ago)
He and Boris were so ill they couldn't remember a conversation they had! LOL!
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)
here come the warm jets from reporters
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)
No apology.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)
Laura k ‘do you understand’, playing the softest possible throw there
He is not looking forward to answering these questions!
Lol Kuenssberg first
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (six years ago)
those terrible rude people who shout at him outside were threatening him. So the new line is "momentum drove him from the city even when he was poorly, what a hero he is"
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (six years ago)
Lol he doesn’t regret it
why couldn’t his sister come to visit him
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (six years ago)
Non, je ne regrette rien
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (six years ago)
oh my god the staging of this – he's got an Amazon basics desk
the media the media the media the media the media
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:49 (six years ago)
People are angry because of the media.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:49 (six years ago)
no pies thrown yet?
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
what benefit did he get by travelling 250 miles? did he even get the childcare from his nieces in the end? I didn't hear that in the statement
― ||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
Not this fucking dick.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
he's either never had a minute's media training or this is deliberate and I can't decide. He definitely isn't even going near admitting regret
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
pesto ffs you useless fuck
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
pesto's cats are deid
― ||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
Lollll
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
did Pesto kill his cats are did he have Jolyon round?
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
Stop asking three part questions!
― ShariVari, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
SHUT UP PESTO
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
I'm not getting a sense of this squirming turd being the fearsome office bully of legend
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
wtf is Pesto on about?
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
Why’s Pesto standing like that
why is he soft soaping him
― ||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:53 (six years ago)
stupid bastard
peston is such a fucking idiot, utterly scrambled brains
― Fizzles, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:54 (six years ago)
the coverage could have given that impression, not my actions
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:55 (six years ago)
As soon as he called this cunt's wife, Mary, a hook should have emerged from the right and pulled him off the screen or a 100 ton weight dropped on him.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:55 (six years ago)
the only thing i’ve done wrong is not giving a statement earlier
otm xp
Someone get the walking stick and get Pesto off my screen now ffs
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:55 (six years ago)
The questions so far:Aren’t you sorry?But really?Are you sure?— kadhim (＾ｰ^)ノ (@kadhim) May 25, 2020
― ShariVari, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:56 (six years ago)
“I dont know where the boundaries of London are”SORRY WHAT???????— ٰ (@_100M____) May 25, 2020
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:56 (six years ago)
Why would you get in a car with your family to test your eyesight?
― Matt DC, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:57 (six years ago)
Somewhere north of Hadrians Wall obv. Xpost
― Mark G, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:57 (six years ago)
take a shot every time he says reports in the media, you will die
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:57 (six years ago)
just a casual 30 mile drive to test my eyesight no big deal
― ||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:58 (six years ago)