here we fucking go
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
If he pranks you and doesn’t show up it will be the 1st thing he does I approve of, teach you to tune in to this garbage
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
I guess the closer he gets to 5pm the less time they will have for questions before the official press conference.
― ShariVari, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
what a charismatic powerhouse
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
"Sorry I'm late"
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
I knew he wouldn't have an iron
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
he's sitting there like a sulking school boy reading out the note his dad wrote for why he'd been naughty
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
I can hardly understand his thick North Eastern accent.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
Lol what’s the background noise
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link
ha, he's shit at this
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link
This noise is hilarious
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link
He brought a labouring cow
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
disappointingly going with 'humble man of reason' rather than 'bragging supervillain', it isn't really working
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
man his understanding of how the disease spreads and how isolation works is... patchyconvenient
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
Bass vuvuzela.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
Idk why you wouldn’t just make a brief apology rather than this....boring shit.
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
flood the zone
have you seen his blog
― ||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
wah wah I'm the victim
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
Someone is practicing the saxophone
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
i was going to put only my youngest extended family members at risk! it was fine!
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
Doesn't Peter Brotzmann live in London these days?
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
That noise is making me pine for Cafe Oto
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
It’s a lovely Dominic Cummings press statement in the rose garden, and you are a horrible goose— m cox (@mmdotcox) May 25, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
Trying to bore us to death here.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
I had to leave so that I didn't leave my wife at home alone (when I should have been isolating with them)
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
jesus, feel like I should be getting paid to listen to this
― calzino, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
marco Rubio-esque drink of water there
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
What is this, his fucking livejournal?
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
so yeah i was wrong but for reasons i didn't expect
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link
Did anyone else laugh at this shit about the hospital distance
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link
What a boring little cunt.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link
MY EYESIGHT
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
My eyesight is fucked.
Wife: let's go for a drive??
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
I thought this dweeb would come out swinging at least!
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
This is gloriously pathetic
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
swinging means you respect your opponents. this is clear derision
― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
They drove 250+ miles without a piss?
― gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
LOL the story about how he was spotted in Barnard Castle is such bullshit.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
Driving 30 miles to test his eyesight omfg
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
if this wasn't real life this would be hilarious
― boxedjoy, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
did he just contradict his own mum about his movements after his uncle carked it
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
Who the fuck was threatening him in London?
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
working remotely doesn’t exist in cuntworld
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
NEITHER OF US REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link
He and Boris were so ill they couldn't remember a conversation they had! LOL!
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
here come the warm jets from reporters
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
No apology.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
Laura k ‘do you understand’, playing the softest possible throw there