post movie posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

Count Dracula is an old vampire who, because of his advanced age, is forced to host tours of his castle to get new victims. In an attempt to revive his long-lost love, Vampira, Dracula sets out to collect blood from the bevy of Playboy Playmates living at his castle. However, one of the Playmates whose blood is drained is black, turning the revived Vampira into a black woman.

Dracula enthralls the hapless Marc to collect blood from three white women in hopes of restoring Vampira's original skin color. Dracula transfuses the blood into her but she is unchanged; however, her bite turns Dracula black. Marc and his love Angela race to destroy Dracula but are taken aback upon seeing Dracula's new skin tone. Their surprise gives the vampires time to slip away to catch a flight to Rio for Carnival.

this sounds appalling, appalling, and also I must see it

that sounds like it would be extremely fun to see in a pub

wow at the Fast Times one. Flush and Old Dracula also great finds. may the well never run dry!

it's on YouTube

https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/hxPe1qp9FfsqArIs5XEQU6xFXbT.jpg

Code Name, Wild Geese, 1984

https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/tplsaawpts1_465_702_int.jpg

Loose Shoes, 1977/80

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/tight_pussy_loose_shoes_and_a_warm_place_to_shit_the_song_parody_that_trasc

Do we have a thread for old video game covers? There were a LOT of busy covers for the Commodore 64 and Spectrum etc, as I recall it. Always weird to look at the cover, then at the actual blobby pixelated oddness of the actual games.

https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_small/7/73970/3156592-jack_the_nipper_ii_in_coconut_capers_spec_1_1.jpg
Jack the Nipper II: In Coconut Capers, 1987

solid thread potential there imo

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTAyYTVmZTYtZjY4Yy00ZWVmLWFmMzMtM2FlNjQ5YzRlODdjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjAxMjEzNzU@._V1_UY1200_CR86,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg

Beverly Hills Brats, 1989

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzRlNmQ3MjYtZDhmNi00M2I2LWE0YTktN2I2Y2NmZmJlZjFhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODc0OTEyNDU@._V1_.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uvoctd0fL._AC_SY450_.jpg

Victor Victoria, 1982

sometimes I think heaven on earth would be extant 35mm prints and posters of all the films mentioned in this thread, along with a private screening room, a robot projectionist, endless ___________, and freedom. Freedom from the pain of this world

totally

also opening up the hype block with "Starring BURT YOUNG..." never really a great sign

I didn't know Peter Billingsley was in other movies.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/E5NTDB/train-ride-to-hollywood-us-poster-1975-E5NTDB.jpg

Train Ride To Hollywood, 1975

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/56a76af5-9bcb-41ce-9c7c-7a4e6a971e6d_1.f05f3cc57e99baf48b70623f91827053.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff

The Last Porno Flick/Those Mad, Mad Moviemakers, 1974

I guess this would count, no?

https://flixchatter.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/french-dispatch-poster.jpeg

The French Dispatch, 2020(?)

One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing 1975

(A favourite film as a kid and a good caper, but Peter Ustinov in yellow face means I have no interest in watching it again)

https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F7%2F1%2F6%2F4%2F17164342%5D%2Csizedata%5B850x600%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D

I'm Alright Jack 1960

https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B2%2F9%2F8%2F2%2F2982515%5D%2Csizedata%5B850x600%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D

The harder they come 1972

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOTQ5MzgzOGEtZDM5ZS00OGJlLWExZGUtODg4ZGM2MzFlNzk3L2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzc5MjA3OA@@._V1_.jpg

https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F5%2F3%2F5%2F9%2F15359931%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D

The Harder They Come is K-Lassic. Always reminds me of the Tower Records mural in Austin:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/cb/c7/86cbc7ad7e3a478fdfe92446427b67b6.jpg

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNWJlOGY2MjctMDA0Ni00NzYxLWJiYWItNmQ3MDA5NGE1YWQwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDUzMTYzNjc@._V1_UY1200_CR80,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg

Return To Campus, 1975

Sometimes it amazes me just how many movies exist.

https://dyn1.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F2%2F0%2F120433%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D

The Brothers O'Toole, 1973

https://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/comicod/one-and-only-family-band-WC-s.jpg

The One And Only, Genuine, Original Family Band, 1968

I forget if this was the (now broken) image I commented a while back reminded me of this style upthread, but since it popped up again

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZqYIEfXgAE0AMP?format=jpg&name=large

that looks like Rockwell on meth

deepdream of MAGA snorg girl

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51t7R0ZtJ8L._AC_.jpg

Garbo Talks, 1984

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZDM3ZmJlZmUtZDc1ZC00MmNiLTg4MDEtY2Y2NDdjNjI3ZjZhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDY4MzkyNw@@._V1_.jpg

It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time, 1975

https://cloud.filmfed.com/movies/posters/l_050e3347-2c95-442c-b154-ea37d9826de3.jpg

Find The Lady, 1976

VHS cover:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Findthelady.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Three_Tough_Guys.jpg/220px-Three_Tough_Guys.jpg

Three Tough Guys, 1974

plot summary for Find the Lady:

"A New York detective who likes pizza keeps an eye on a hoodlum hired to kidnap an heiress."

or, from Wiki:

"The plot involves kidnapping schemes all involving the same woman except the wrong woman gets taken and the right one runs away with her boyfriend."

That Garbo Talks one is haunting me.

I don't remember the movie specifically, but that sort of thin-point whimsical caricature was on many a hard-shell VHS box at my local video rental store.

The ultimate proof that I was an indiscriminate movie-crazed child: I watched Garbo Talks when I was 7 or 8 years old because it was on cable (remember nothing about the movie now).

Surprised this connection wasn't mentioned above (from Leonard Maltin's review of Find the Lady:

Candy and Dane played same characters a year earlier in IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.

Also, the less busy/claustrophobic, but far more horrifying alternate poster for It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516iuE4v71L._AC_.jpg

Breaking the rules, but here's another one in that Garbo vein:

https://i.imgur.com/UyAW23t.jpg

Strong Caldecott Medal vibes on that one and Garbo Talks.

totally.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjNkY2RiMDItYmRlMS00MzYyLWJmZGMtYWVhYjViODcyMjNiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzc5MjA3OA@@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,660,1000_AL_.jpg

Up the Academy, 1980

The film was neither a commercial nor critical success when it was originally released, and was disowned by both the staff of Mad magazine and actor Ron Leibman (who, despite his sizable role, had his name completely removed from the credits and promotional material). Besides paying Warner Bros. $30,000 to remove all references to Mad from the film when it was released on home video, Mad's publisher William Gaines issued personal handwritten apologies to every person that wrote the magazine to complain.

I watched AMERICAN GRAFFITI again last week and was slightly surprised to see that its poster was in this loveable style.

I had always thought it was a slightly more serious film!

Amazed that Dick Emery and John Candy appeared in the same film.

Never saw Up the Academy but feel like maybe it had an interesting soundtrack. Believe Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers were on it with "Roadrunner."

I don't remember Mad Magazine ever doing a parody of it.

Huh?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/rzjmjr/my-favorite-soundtrack-up-the-academy

There are a couple of playlists:
The sequence on this one looks better:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2wCrZEJv1E8UknlDGRc0DT?si=NVhIBrR0RCaP_88cexTelg
This one has more followers and is a few minutes longer
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CRdkZ0VAlVXh4PNabsrF2?si=JXJB3DfiR16cQnY6BXJ8kg

Or a youtube playlist if you like:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHjmgvprHauS8UzIpsLxtKNhoagE2jS0m&app=desktop

Street Hassle!