love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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The PM has asked the Home Office and the Department for Health and Social Care to remove NHS and care workers from the NHS surcharge as soon as possible.

ShariVari, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

it's the same in lots of places but frankly as long as they've got heroin idgaf

profiles in courage xp

encouraging this mass fetishisation of an institution they are hellbent on privatising and destroying, as a distraction ploy from their own monumental incompetence is going to cause embarrassing u-turns. Until everyone get's bored with clapping.

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

I'd sort of missed that it's a Bank Holiday on Monday (face it, a day is a day right now) and that's going to be an absolute clusterfuck if the weather stays this good.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

In solemn memorium of the terrible events of May 2020, the Mayday bank holiday will be cancelled henceforth.

A good thread on how isolation has been out of the conversation, as a thing.

This is a really good thread, thanks for it, xyzzzz__

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

forecast is for a bit of a cooling off but still

i keep remembering and forgetting it's a bank holiday

bg otm re smack

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

I noticed at the start of the lockdown a lot of local heroin users were in disarray and hanging around fields to score on a regular basis. But that was obv just some nervous dealer teething problems that have been sorted now.

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

we could all learn a lot from those bold entrepreneurs

I keep hearing how construction is often lumped with outdoor work, the other day Varadkar said housebuilding is essentially outdoor work. That is so wrong, and to quote the guy with diabetes who works in the structural steel side of construction I was talking to yesterday: "how do you do social distancing sat in a van full of cunts for 2 hours every day".

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link

seen a lot of non-essential building this week, also surprised at how essential estate agents apparently are

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link

It's the oils.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

huh

NHS staff and care workers from overseas to be exempt from having to pay surcharge to use health service https://t.co/zefM57g5GT

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 21, 2020

nashwan, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link

Amazing u-turn and makes johnson look more of a cunt for ruling it out when challenged on it by Starmer before giving way just hours later. Win win.

nashwan, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

Among the leading voices calling for a U-turn on the policy was Hunt, who introduced the fee in 2015 during his time as health secretary. The now chair of the health select committee urged the government to change its mind just as No 10 announced it was dropping the surcharge

nashwan, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

I noticed at the start of the lockdown a lot of local heroin users were in disarray and hanging around fields to score on a regular basis. But that was obv just some nervous dealer teething problems that have been sorted now.

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There is a churchyard in Bethnal Green where I can no longer walk Winston that can sort anyone out in these unprecedented times

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

Although tbf it was getting worse and worse for the past couple months pre-c19 as they raided the brick lane nomadic gardens to death

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

is Winston a labradoodle puppy perhaps now slightly grown up i have some vague recollection of ?

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link

have wondered what people are doing here now or at least when the lockdown first started and police seemed to be more actively enforcing it

I don't live right in the middle of the heroin epicentre of the south anymore I am about a mile away from it and we don't really have that much trouble, sometimes they come to the alleyways near me but I think only because the heat is on somewhere else and it's a temporary alternative. at least I haven't seen any of those spoon things on the ground lately

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

Winston is a 9 month all black labradoodle, yeah :) Size of a bloody horse, or so I thought until he got obsessed with the police horses they walk around here.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

I remember asking when you first got him : is he a big labradoodle? yeah because the big ones are huge big beasts, smaller ones just as manically energetic but much smaller! all variants of Labradors make me laugh, the funniest dogs, like hanging out with a f/t clown!

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

At 9 months he’s at about 22 kilos and still growing, way above knee height. He’s already as big as a standard lab when I meet one in the park. Currently going through his twee teenager period, smelling flowers like anyone finds it cute and then rubbing his face like crazy on anything he can dirty (the vet got me some meds today). He isn’t that bad when it comes to being energetic but he has a worrying habit when he hasn’t worked it out in the park and going too fast around the horse, running head first into something solid without breaking that will slow him down for the rest of the day, whether he likes it or not. Nearly knocked over the TV yesterday giving himself a massive bump on the head yesterday; I went to go catch the TV, my gf went to go catch the dog, we ended up head butting each other!

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

How’s your lab? Oh wait, sorry for ruining the lol we are all gonna die thread

Melts, ey?

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

Douglas is a huge beast by lab standards. he's still intact so he's hard work at times. But i have introduced a snacky treats regime to his walk to condition him not to go doolally every time he get's a scent and run off. He's adjusting very well and is a vgb, he's grown into a stunningly beautiful dog, he's well socialised with other dogs, a bit of a handful at times but never grumpy. I might have topped myself by now without him. He brings me much more cheer than any humans do rn!

kier starmer is an insipid tory prick and I genuinely hope he dies a painful death btw.

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

As a current cat owner and former dog owner, dog talk is fine imo

gyac, Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link

I love it when you get those hilarious standoffs with salty dude cats that stubbornly stand their ground to dogs on the pavement with arched back and are not willing to give an inch - just total war!

calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link

obv the cat wins every time!

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link

I'm thinking of doing a "I'd completely forgotten about who Lee Rigby is but tbf he was very unexceptional if we are going to be quite honest here" meme on twitter to own some Rangers fans, but you can't even disrespect dead soldiers these days without MI6 putting you on some list ... again!

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 07:23 (four years ago) link

cat talk is thread instaban tho

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:26 (four years ago) link

Yes the cat wins every time! Although with Winnie he can’t even win a fight with even dogs over the balcony - he’ll run inside when he hears a bark to start barking back to them. Does Douglas go mental over footballs? It’s the one thing we can’t seem to get a handle on, he loses his shit every time he sees one.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 22 May 2020 07:30 (four years ago) link

no he isn't that interested in footballs/tennis balls. When I'm out he's always more focused on meeting other dogs, and isn't that interested in humans or fetching things for them. When I used to bring a tennis ball out he'd play for keeps and never fetch it back to me and lose interest in it after 5 mins and lose it the long grass somewhere. Big sticks is his thing and if I try and take it off him he will play hard to keep it.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 07:47 (four years ago) link

I’m jealous. Winnie loses his fucking marbles if he sees people kicking a ball around, will try to pull off his leash, he’s even been successful a few time and nicked some kids ball and ran around the park with it, parading his victory while no one can catch him. A couple times I’ve had to pick the big lug up and carry him kicking and screaming out the park to get him away when treats and distractions don’t work.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 22 May 2020 07:52 (four years ago) link

branch manager

xp

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:58 (four years ago) link

Funniest thing was when this bloke was trying to fly a kite with his daughter. Doug got tangled up in the string and just to make sure it was a proper tangle he ran around the kite master about six times. I feigned an angry act for show was pmsl when I got out of sight of flustered dad.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 08:09 (four years ago) link

Seven years ago today, Lee Rigby was murdered while serving his country. We will never forget him or waver in our commitment to tackling violent extremism and hate.

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) May 22, 2020

whit

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Friday, 22 May 2020 08:26 (four years ago) link

can’t believe it’s been seven years since them slags done lee rigby. still freaks my nut to this day

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Friday, 22 May 2020 08:28 (four years ago) link

Please rewrite all Starmer tweets in the style of Danny Dyer from now on.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 May 2020 08:34 (four years ago) link

we will never waver in our commitment to tackling hate

*tory islamophobia inquiry throbbing in the background*

I'll never forget this Ruggers fellow.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 08:42 (four years ago) link

Seven years ago today, Lee Rigby was murdered while serving his country. We will never forget him or waver in our commitment to tackling violent extremism and hate.

— Keir Starmer

whit

― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||),

Potentially opening can of worms here but is the problem what Keir says here, or that he comments at all? I don't have strong opinions here, though I do have some time for Dyer's perfomativity

anvil, Friday, 22 May 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link

just odd that he even chose to comment at all, when as far as I can see no one else is marking this important anniversary. feels a little like he’s overcompensating against the image_from_rochester.jpg critique

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Friday, 22 May 2020 08:56 (four years ago) link

he enjoys this variety of standard mealy mouthed empty politician burble, because that it is what he is.. just a complete class "a" reconstructed tory cunt imo.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:01 (four years ago) link

He commented on the anniversary of the Manchester Arena bombing (also today) as well. It's basically a box ticking exercise but people do notice these things, you can tell because under the Rigby tweet there are people going "what about the Manchester bombing?", despite the fact it's literally in the previous tweet.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:09 (four years ago) link

I bet the Jezza twitter get's about 1500 "what about drummer McRiggers?" when he's tweeting about some constituency matter.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link

It's basically harmless and kind of dumb but I guess you do probably have to do a dutiful round of commemorating the anniversary of every recent terrorist attack. When it's the anniversary of the Finsbury Park attack I can virtually guarantee his mentions will be full of people going "didn't see you say anything about Lee Rigby". There's something very rote and performative about all of this but then there is about so much of politics.

Matt DC, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link

I suppose 7 years is a strange timeframe.

I realize its a box ticking exercise and performative, was wondering if there were objections beyond that

anvil, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:22 (four years ago) link

If Khan didn't get his Rigby tweet in before Starmer that's him done for.

nashwan, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:23 (four years ago) link

in the context of it coming from Sir Kier, the creepy reconstructed tory cunt who is taking the PLP back to the 2015 model and disenfranchising a couple of hundred thousand members who thought the party could be changed, it's quite alright to say fuck off to him imo

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:29 (four years ago) link

If I read a gigantic dossier on Starmer entitled: Huuuge Evidence & Fact based report on how much of a Tory cunt Starmer is, that contained lots of fresh revelations about his political and personal history. I still wouldn't think any less of him as the Leader of the Labour Party.

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 09:59 (four years ago) link


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