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Matt Lauer: Why Ronan Farrow Is Indeed Too Good to Be True (Opinion) https://t.co/j3Hzdnhz1v

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) May 19, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:46 (six years ago)

mmmm nah

silby, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:54 (six years ago)

https://pitchfork.com/news/jay-z-puts-a-fiona-apple-song-on-new-playlist/

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:07 (six years ago)

https://www.pedestrian.tv/tech-gaming/security-robot-given-the-gift-of-intelligence-chooses-to-drown-itself/

Marvin, is that you?

Roz, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:16 (six years ago)

https://pagesix.com/2020/04/24/eminem-donates-moms-spaghetti-to-detroit-hospital-workers

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 20:15 (six years ago)

David Lynch ends daily weather report by recalling dream about being a dying German soldier on D-Day
https://news.avclub.com/david-lynch-ends-daily-weather-report-by-recalling-drea-1843952285

wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:54 (six years ago)

JK Rowling recalls 'amazing' moment she met her idol Morrissey

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/27/jk-rowling-moment-met-morrissey-harry-potter-interview-robert-galbraith?CMP=share_btn_fb

wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

music? she just liked his ideas on social values

mh, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

I wish both she and her work would vanish altogether.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:16 (five years ago)

From the Washington Post:

https://i.imgur.com/wx3B8GL.png

pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

tbf she's basically the onion

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

Alexandra Petri mostly does satire, it’s basically an onion article

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:32 (five years ago)

BREAKING: Devin Nunes can’t sue Twitter over statements by fake cow, judge rules https://t.co/JtMpP6NfKs

— Kate Irby (@kateirby) June 24, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

"Teens in quarantine are roleplaying as 'Karens' on Instagram, making fake personas dedicated to loving wine and supporting Trump"
https://www.insider.com/karen-fake-instagram-accounts-teens-quarantine-roleplaying-tiktok-2020-6

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 00:40 (five years ago)

Lol I have a 45 year old stay at home mom friend who made up a fake FB account (that uses “Karen” as part of the personas surname) to infiltrate and troll a bunch of “all lives matter” fuckos

joygoat, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

aces, can I back her patreon

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:09 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

A Teenager Didn’t Do Her Online Schoolwork. So a Judge Sent Her to Juvenile Detention.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 10:32 (five years ago)

this story is so heartbreaking.

Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

And utterly infuriating. Reading this after Trump's 'more white people are killed' spiel yesterday is just too much.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

It's heartbreaking and just batshit insane. Fucking America.

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

is there a thread for realizing, in middle age, that significant portions of your life strongly resemble an onion article

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (five years ago)

depression thread is on 77 i think

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (five years ago)

Trump’s New COVID Doctor Says Sex with Demons Makes You Sick https://t.co/NCNiIZ5SYq

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 28, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 13:20 (five years ago)

that's ridiculous. none of the demons i've slept with have made me sick. in fact i think we all felt more energized

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 18:09 (five years ago)

they are good for stock tips too

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-race-chevron-idUSKCN24P1Y7

Chevron diversity ratio to improve as layoffs progress

anvil, Thursday, 30 July 2020 08:36 (five years ago)

Hire more women guards etc

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:22 (five years ago)

hire :clap: more :clap: women :clap: efficiency :clap: experts

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:25 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/09/arts/television/jerry-lewis-telethon-kevin-hart.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ep435n/gig-economy-company-launches-uber-but-for-evicting-people

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

still trying to figure this one out

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rbg-mom-joins-satanic-temple_n_5f6b3565c5b629afbe990c15

The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:24 (five years ago)

you should watch the doc Hail Satan! all about the ST

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:38 (five years ago)

I prefer to have a personal relationship with Satan

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 September 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

another vote for Hail Satan?, it's great

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/24/man-licorice-dies-massachusetts

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

Well, that's horrifying. I never liked licorice anyway!

Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

tbf, he was eating A LOT

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 17:48 (five years ago)

wow, I guess it takes all sorts

Number None, Friday, 25 September 2020 14:58 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/RVVauNlIkq

— Mike Pompino (heir to the Dolmio dynasty) (@spagbolshevism) October 7, 2020

calzino, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:20 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Em0OhgNXEAAjMb9?format=jpg&name=large

calzino, Sunday, 15 November 2020 08:31 (five years ago)

ffs

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Sunday, 15 November 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

Pig intestines fly as Taiwan lawmakers engage in ham-fisted political attacks https://t.co/QbDp1NY21U

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 27, 2020

oblique allergies (Sanpaku), Friday, 27 November 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

well done headline writer

Nhex, Friday, 27 November 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

KFC launches game console that keeps your chicken warm

Darin, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

Deepfake queen to deliver Channel 4 Christmas message

koogs, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

xpst

Is the “lol bacon” thread still around, KFC swinging for the fences with their marketing these days

circa1916, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:14 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/europe/denmark-john-dillermand-controversy-scli-intl/index.html

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 January 2021 16:36 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

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