disproportionate childhood disappointment

Yeah, seconded.

Aimless’s story reminds me of one of mine, but the disappointment might not have been disproportionate so not going to tell it here.

when I was like 7 I thought that color was something that was "invented" in the 1970s, due to the old stuff I'd see on Nick at Nite

for some reason it bummed me out to find out that cameras were just crappy back then

70s polaroid integral cameras were and still are awesome, they create images that seem like paintings to me

^ this. Those of you who grew up in the digital photography era can't imagine how magical it was in the '70s/80s to see a photo you just shot pop out of the camera and slowly develop before your eyes, changing from a grey square to a painting-like photo in about 30 seconds. My uncle had one of the original SX-70 Polaroids and it just looked so elegant, all leather and stainless steel that folded up into something sized like a paperback. One of the coolest gadgets ever.

When I was 11, I was convinced Nike Pump sneakers made you jump higher, and I wanted them so that I could dunk a basketball and then girls would finally like me.

Mom got me "Regulators" instead, and after pumping them up, jumped just as lamely as I did before.

Oh man the conning tower story really gets me

one of my friends growing up ran around the elementary school screaming "THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK ARE COMING" and freaking out. finally, her teacher heard her and asked her politely wtf she was talking about.

friend happily produces a calendar of events that was just passed out to each student and pointed at a date.

teacher takes one look and says "that says KIDS ON THE BLOCK. it's a puppet show".

When I was in preschool, age 3, early in the year I spotted a Planters* pretzel can. I waited and wondered when we were going to eat the pretzels. I thought about them when I was at home because we never had those pretzels. When would the teacher reveal that today was the day we ate the pretzels? Maybe even just one to tempt us and get us psyched for that magical day when we get to eat all those pretzels. I would stare at it regularly and sometimes notice myself in the large mirror that was right by the shelf holding the pretzels.

Late in the year, when I was there waiting for my mom to pick me up long after school was over (she usually picked me up a couple of hours after school was officially over), I was the only kid there and I worked up the courage to ask the woman who was watching me when we would be able to try the pretzels. School was almost over and we hadn't even talked about the pretzels. I thought for sure the day was coming soon.
It was a can of busted crayons. My disappointment lasted years.

* Planters is a brand of snack with a peanut in a top hat as its mascot

Also the mirror was a one-way window where our parents could watch us and I know someone's parents saw me staring at that can longingly.

lol that's so great

Seconded

aw <3