US Politics, May 2020 — I will never lie to you. You have my word on that.

But but guys she clapped weird at Trump.

it's not a signal to him, but for him, a signal to the rest of us that there's no line they won't cross. xpost

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, May 7, 2020 5:18 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is the corniest part of trump, the fact that he is the most X-TREME president in history. in reality, he has been furthering the GOP's longstanding project to undermine american society for the benefit of short-term profits.

Fucking Barr saying on the news that the Flynn case had to be dropped because it presented two standards of justice in America based on political partisanship right after a story where Ahman Aubrey's father said basically the same thing based on the color of one's skin. Barr is such a disgusting creep. If there were any real justice, he would be in jail.

he can get COVID too. actually maybe him first

these people will be folk heroes for the right for my entire life and nothing bad will ever happen to them.

https://www.bisnow.com/atlanta/news/retail/for-georgia-restaurants-and-retailers-its-not-landlords-that-cause-the-pressure-104166

The first of 40 U.S. Bad Axe Throwing venues to reopen since widespread shelter-in-place orders were issued across the country was in Atlanta on Friday.

Bad Axe CEO Mario Zelaya expected business to be bad, maybe 10% of the hundreds of customers he would expect to see throw axes and drink beer on a typical weekend. “That was the worst-case scenario, especially with all the marketing we did,” Zelaya said. “The reopening weekend was a disaster. We had two customers all weekend."

Marc fucking Thiessen, WAPO's token right-wing piece of fucking shit, with a think-piece on how businesses that reopen early will need protection from a "pandemic" of lawsuits. These people are like a slurry of food poisoning shits.

Bad Axe CEO Mario Zelaya expected business to be bad, maybe 10% of the hundreds of customers he would expect to see throw axes and drink beer on a typical weekend.

sorry WTF is this business please?

excited too be frog marched out of my apartment to Bad Axe Throwing and forced to drink beer for the economy

you drink beer and throw axes idk what so hard to understand /s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrCXXmwPHqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrVdFnjEjs

http://media.tenor.com/images/8bac0a047428051d4c7bb15a4867dc75/tenor.gif

in the grip of the most stressful and extended period of quarantine in a century, what your average untrained american needs is drugs and a sharp weapon to throw.

rona ain't thinning the herd we want thinned so *shrug* why not

can a kind ilxor please complete this joke for me, i haven't had enough coffee yet:

what is needed for Bad Axe Throwing is legal protection from the "_____ " of lawsuits it may face in the near future

logjam?

blapcrease

murkflow

hen fap

henfap

goddamnit

lol

sharp upt(r)ick

“whirling axestorm”

buttload

choppy legal waters

there it is

what is needed for Bad Axe Throwing is protection from the choppy legal waters that may emerge from their very, very dumb customers.

a second member of the white house inner circle has covid:

A member of VP Pence's staff has tested positive for COVID-19, per an administration official. The staffer is not with Pence on Air Force 2, which is en route to Iowa right now.
(h/t @HansNichols)

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) May 8, 2020

Amazed they haven't found a bearded guy and claimed he was a returned Jesus yet

Mike Pence caught on hot mic delivering empty boxes of PPE for a PR stunt. pic.twitter.com/IduvGhiPwj

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) May 8, 2020

except that didn't happen:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/mike-pence-empty-boxes-debunk

Way to go, Jimmy. Provide more fuel to the Fake News fire. Sick of this shit.

whaaa? that sucks. sorry, i try not to be fooled by these things. i don't know why i assumed the jimmy kimmel show was trustworthy, sadlol

is that what provoked trump to lay into kimmel and colbert the other day? that tweet was notable because he used dumb insult nicknames for kimmel and colbert, but then also referred to "nice guy" jimmy fallon. another late night jimmy who fucking blows

i heard hitler only has one ball
boo, sick of this slander against hitler, fake news

Those axe throwing bars look like someone made a chain out of the mandatory fun you have to do at corporate training days. They couldn’t figure out how to monetize trust falls.

axe throwing bars and escape rooms are all the rage

let's combine the 2

America is basically the worst Escape Room now.

Paula Reid
@PaulaReidCBS

BREAKING: President Trump just said "Katie" is VP staffer who tested positive. Katie Miller is VP spox & wife of WH adviser Stephen Miller. Entire West Wing has now been directly or indirectly exposed to COVID-19.

1:30 PM · May 8, 2020·Twitter Web App

BREAKING: President Trump just said "Katie" is VP staffer who tested positive. Katie Miller is VP spox & wife of WH adviser Stephen Miller. Entire West Wing has now been directly or indirectly exposed to COVID-19.

— Paula Reid (@PaulaReidCBS) May 8, 2020

please, oh please oh please oh please let stephen miller die

xp lol Cow_Art, we must follow the same people on twitter :)

alright, just a little further

As much as I want every single one of these shit-bags to suffer from the Coronavirus, I keep thinking about Trump going to the mask factory without a mask. What if a fucking mask factory has to shut down because our asshole president brought it there.

My head hurts at the stupidity of everything. Last night I did my yearly "Should I move to Canada?" googling.

people who should die from coronavirus (excerpt)

trump
pence
stephen miller
betsy devos

as a starter kit

mark meadows is contemptible fucker too, add him on. and mulvaney can obviously eat shit til he dies

America is basically the worst Escape Room now.

every room is an escape room

and the only escape is to another room

which is also an escape room

whoa