love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

best chips in the world, with the possible exception of the Netherlands

Here's more songs about chocolate and beer.

Christ I hate this guy so fucking much

That praise from Tom Watson has gone to his head.

That Allin-Khan video has been shared all over the place today, just terrible judgement from Hancock.

The BBC is now going with 'Highest Death Toll In Europe' as its main story.

Seriously though, I do think Hancock's ego has been puffed up by getting smoke blown up his arse over his incredible unprecedented success with testing.

and his brilliant Rona app that he says is everyone's duty to download ... yeah I'd rather actually install a disease

You wouldn’t download a disease would you?

I haven’t been following; why is this app so much worse than eg Facebook or GMaps?

The only people who'll download it will be Tories! Might give skewed data on the viral spread. Fuck that anyway, I'd be as likely to download an app from HMRC tbh.

"You wouldn’t download a disease would you?"

I've been trying force my pc to develop immunity to Putin bitcoin mining trojans by downloading movies from dodgy disreputable torrent sites for years now .. so sort of!

belgian chips are mad overrated

They certainly don't look anything special.

When a creep like MH says it is one's duty to dl this Rona app an internal switch clicks in me where I've just switched that app off forever.

if Hat Mancock told you not to jump off a cliff would you do it?

Only if I had Steer Marmaluke chained to me!

well played

I meant Then I would jump off a cliff even if he told me not to!

Negativity problems itt

the far right are in government now

turns out gove’s a big old fascist, shocking I know

Holy fucking shit. As well as Irving Michael Gove has books from prominent French New Right authors (fascists). Here's Why We Fight by Guillaume Faye - a core reading for new recruits of Generation Identiy. Before his death Faye spoke at events hosted by Richard Spencer https://t.co/BSnWNTbegj

— 12 Rules For WHAT (@12rulesforwhat) May 5, 2020

real nerd shit

Holy fucking shit. As well as Irving Michael Gove has books from prominent French New Right authors (fascists). Here's Why We Fight by Guillaume Faye - a core reading for new recruits of Generation Identiy. Before his death Faye spoke at events hosted by Richard Spencer https://t.co/BSnWNTbegj

— 12 Rules For WHAT (@12rulesforwhat) May 5, 2020

oops sorry

all tories are fascists at this point afaic

I see now I’m late to the party as usual

🔴Exclusive: Government scientist Neil Ferguson resigns after breaking lockdown rules to meet his married lover https://t.co/eLOfVjgHPL

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 5, 2020

the bookshelf of a true galaxy brain:

https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/459000/Thomas-Mair-s-bookshelf-721459.jpg

This is essentially making constructive dismissal easier, and will let companies advertise the same roles for less pay

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) May 5, 2020

lol that mair houses his gerald posner oswald-did-it-alone jfk books along with all the nazi stuff

belgian chips are mad overrated
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, May 5, 2020 6:14 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

belgian beer otoh

Wasn't aware Belgian chips had any kind of rep except when they came with mussels.

Wait I just remembered there's a literal Frites Museum in Bruges.

Among Mair's other nazi possessions was a dvd of that HBO movie about the Wannssee conference with Branagh playing Heydrich and him from shameless playing some nazi fucker I cant recall! His Britain First brainworms version of Batman Begins or something perhaps.

from the ferguson article:

She and her husband live together with their two children in a £1.9 million home, but are understood to be in an open marriage. She has told friends about her relationship with Prof Ferguson, but does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one.

i lol'ed

big week for people in open relationships fucking up in public

who was the other one?

Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman I'd guess.

dare not think about it

Gove and Sarah Vine.

BRB, getting the brain bleach

Negativity problems itt

Wow. @RussInCheshire: "Until midnight tonight, we are still inside the 5 year term of David Cameron's last election win."

A lot has happened...

— David Patrikarakos (@dpatrikarakos) May 5, 2020

No way, we've been on lockdown longer than that

i lol'ed

Oh the fun knobheads will have with that scientist knobhead breaching lockdown.

I’m boggling at that dawn foster tweet xyz posted - I know these fuckers were elected on a “drive us off a cliff and do disaster capitalism” ticket and I was never as hypnotised by sunak’s ~unprecedented package~ as some but turning their usual murderous punitive bullshit on their own job retention scheme seems unwise?

They are fucking this up so badly. As tracer says we haven’t even really locked down, and shit like “isolate for 7 days” does feel like the let’s spread it and be legends strategy by stealth. Meanwhile this is tearing through poor and nonwhite communities and frontline workers still don’t have adequate protection so the endless theoretical debate from amateur virologists/economists/behavioural scientists feels very bleak to me. Public mourning can be grotesque obv but I’m looking around and it really feels like 50,000 people just died and nobody gives a shit.

OTM

I think when the figures are that big and people are dying that rapidly, all that "you can't accuse them of social murder" stuff should go out the fucking door. Just because the media wont hold them to account it doesn't mean the lame opposition should follow suit, even if it makes them unpopular in a few fucking yougov polls

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I like my bowel movements to be dull and maybe with the odd bit of inspiration from a book I'm reading rather than my occasionally inflamed and painful Starmeroids. But "inspiring movement" lol.. seriously just fuck off!

addicted to furlough scheme?! imagine a population addicted to having in *some* cases enough money to support themselves https://t.co/g005RgiF4I

— Joe (@steamedhamms) May 5, 2020

addicted to cuts

hot for austerity.. hot for austerity tonniiight!

mmm yes britons must not become addicted to receiving the 80% of their wage they are being paid because going to work might kill them, their friends, family members or strangers, better cut that back so that they can make more desperate risks for the good of the economy

Genuinely gasped that Raab's response to having the worst death toll in Europe was to claim we're world class at counting bodies.