love the James Corden-bashing line snuck in there
― mh, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
lol same
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
beginning to think it might not be a great idea to elect people with malfunctioning brains to public office
I don't understand anything in this tweet. Not one thing. pic.twitter.com/NN3tvrir2V— haunted dog (@zandywithaz) May 16, 2020
― Bleeqwot (sic), Sunday, 17 May 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link
Have to admit trump is so uniquely insane and stupid that he occasionally stumbles on these absolutely wonderful phrases like “bring light inside the body” and “whipped his mind”
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 17 May 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link
I guess it’s like we made evil wesley willis the president
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 17 May 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
wow, deep
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:19 (four years ago) link
ashamed to admit I usually get what Trump is alluding to most of the time but yeah that one is way over my head
― frogbs, Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:23 (four years ago) link
Dud
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
"Apprentice fees"?? To his mind he's replaying one of his greatest hits, but it's one that never made the charts, except in one zip code in L.A. or N.Y.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:28 (four years ago) link
Are people marking him on the wrong scale How does he fare as an iconoclast or nihilist.Is he school of Pa Ubu ? Is he quite gross enough ?Seems to work as a catalyst a lot better than as a statesman.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 17 May 2020 07:26 (four years ago) link
"We are building, right now, incredible military equipment at a level that nobody has ever seen before. We have no choice. We have to do it -- with the adversaries we have out there. We have a -- I call it the 'super-duper missile.'”Nobody will ever know what level Trump is on. Chaotic Evil is the best we can do.
― circa1916, Sunday, 17 May 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link
https://money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/media/lawrence-odonnell-donald-trump-salary/
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 17 May 2020 07:53 (four years ago) link
This is somehow dumber than anything that happened in the intervening 4.5 years right up to Trump's tweet about it.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 17 May 2020 07:54 (four years ago) link
wow. yeah.
Trump apparently called Scarborough during one of the show's commercial breaks to issue a "bet to a certain host on MSNBC." Scarborough relayed the terms.If Trump's salary is not certified to be correct, Scarborough said, "then he will give said host one year's salary.""If he is telling the truth, then said host owes Donald Trump a year of his television salary," Scarborough continued.A Trump spokesperson clarified that, under the terms of the bet, Trump would pay one year of O'Donnell's salary, not his own.
If Trump's salary is not certified to be correct, Scarborough said, "then he will give said host one year's salary."
"If he is telling the truth, then said host owes Donald Trump a year of his television salary," Scarborough continued.
A Trump spokesperson clarified that, under the terms of the bet, Trump would pay one year of O'Donnell's salary, not his own.
always so much fun when a rich guy makes a bet for someone else's annual salary. what a prick
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 May 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
man of the people, by which i mean the shoggoth
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
tentative hope over US vaccine tempered by thought that if said vaccine works, he will take credit for it, his Magats will gladly give him cedit for it, his terrible, psychotic handling of the pandemic will be erased and he will win reelection, and then something worse than covid comes along and we all die
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 18 May 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
I'd gladly trade unearned praise for Trump for a real vaccine
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 18 May 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link
getting high on your own supply
BREAKING: President Trump says he is taking hydroxychloriquine and has been doing so for weeks. @CBSNews #Covid_19— Paula Reid (@PaulaReidCBS) May 18, 2020
― nashwan, Monday, 18 May 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
maybe this is a stealth way of admitting he has one of the normal conditions the medication is used for and the entire ploy that it could treat covid has been a long cover-up
― mh, Monday, 18 May 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link
if covid-19 becomes less of an issue, he'll just say he's continuing to take it because it's a good product. great stuff!
― mh, Monday, 18 May 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
He's actually had malaria this whole time.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 18 May 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
rheumatoid arthritishis golf swing isn't actually bad, it's just those joints being all swollen
― mh, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
I have a preview of tomorrow's press conference, if you'll indulge me:I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, GAWW!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 01:59 (four years ago) link
Or he'll look over at Dr. Birx and it'll be like "I think you said you wanted to try some yourself...Come on up here, we'll down a shot together."
― clemenza, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
1. do you think when trump talked about injecting disinfectant, he was thinking of the -chloro- part in that drug name?2. maybe he'll end up in a spite coma like jordan peterson
― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link
he was thinking
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
seems like he's very clearly laying the groundwork for starting his own network (or taking over OANN) after he loses, even more so than last cycle
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpMany will disagree, but @FoxNews is doing nothing to help Republicans, and me, get re-elected on November 3rd. Sure, there are some truly GREAT people on Fox, but you also have some real “garbage” littered all over the network, people like Dummy Juan Williams, Schumerite Chris.......Hahn, Richard Goodstein, Donna Brazile, Niel Cavuto, and many others. They repeat the worst of the Democrat speaking points, and lies. All of the good is totally nullified, and more. Net Result = BAD! CNN & MSDNC are all in for the Do Nothing Democrats! Fox WAS Great!
....Hahn, Richard Goodstein, Donna Brazile, Niel Cavuto, and many others. They repeat the worst of the Democrat speaking points, and lies. All of the good is totally nullified, and more. Net Result = BAD! CNN & MSDNC are all in for the Do Nothing Democrats! Fox WAS Great!
putting aside the whole thing where he's criticizing a major news network because they're not partisan enough
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
How cathartic would a televised emperor's new clothes moment be? My fantasy is for him to just start getting heckled and laughed at in one of his stupid press conferences. Enough with the serious-sounding follow-up questions to his vapid rambling. Just laugh at this idiot.
― DJI, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4y8OJxlK8
― pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
Saw this today...imagine the Taschen coffeetable of all the manly man Trump paintings!https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-dcvfa4/products/3422/images/4867/MAGA_Ride_lwrez_3__57475.1556137662.1280.1280.jpg?c=2
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
this guy is actually pretty cool
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link
would pay a *substantial* sum to watch Asshole try to mount a motorbike, let alone ride it
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:32 (four years ago) link
"unless you live in the WH" really made me want to kick him in the face
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4rYWc4o-eY
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
ok then!
The President says the founder of Ford has good bloodlines.. If you’re not familiar with Henry Ford, I would encourage you to read more about him and specifically his actions during WW2 pic.twitter.com/vniaOSR2sX— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) May 21, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:37 (four years ago) link
I mean that's not a mistake, right? Like...who would say such a thing unless fully aware what he's doing
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
you believe in that stuff? ha ha
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link
One of those Presidents playing poker paintings but it’s Joe Kennedy, Prescott Bush, Henry Ford and Himmler.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
you can get Fred Koch in there, like reaching down to pet a a dog poking its head out from under the table
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
dud
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link
Is this even possible to believe? Can this be for real? Where is this nursing home, how is the victim doing?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 22, 2020
what the fuck is he talking about
― frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 02:33 (four years ago) link
This, I think: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/05/21/detroit-police-make-arrest-after-nursing-home-assault-video-surfaces/
MAGA BUTTONS PUSHED:
--Scary POC.
--Old, possibly White, People
--CAUGHT ON TAPE!
--In a state He's feuding with...
--...That has a Female Democrat Governor
MAGA OUTRAGE BINGO!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link
"is this even possible to believe" asked the president of the united states, at the start of the greatest pandemic seen in america in multiple generations, regarding a felony assault"yes" answered everyone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
Where is this nursing home, the president asked
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:53 (four years ago) link
I could imagine him not being fully aware but just repeating a thing bone-faced Nazi wretch Miller whispered in his ear just before walking on camera, but also Trump is a wrthless racist white supremacist so
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 06:20 (four years ago) link
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel torched President Trump after he failed to wear a mask while visiting a Ford plant outside of Detroit Thursday afternoon.On Wednesday evening, Nessel urged Trump in an open letter ahead of his visit to comply with executive orders by Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) and Ford’s policy, which mandates masks in an effort to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus. Nessel then doubled down on her request during an interview on CNN the next morning, saying that if the President doesn’t adhere to the mask-wearing policy, he won’t be welcomed back to enclosed facilities in her state.Although Trump brought a mask with the presidential seal during his visit to the Ford plant on Thursday, he refused to wear it on camera because he “didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it.”When asked during an interview on CNN later Thursday about her thoughts on Trump refusing to wear a mask, Nessel responded that “it’s exactly right” that the President won’t be welcomed back to her state because his actions were “extremely disappointing and yet totally predictable.”Nessel then compared Trump to a “petulant child who refuses to follow the rules” before adding that her remark is “no joke” due to the overwhelming amount of deaths nationwide from the COVID-19 pandemic.
On Wednesday evening, Nessel urged Trump in an open letter ahead of his visit to comply with executive orders by Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) and Ford’s policy, which mandates masks in an effort to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus. Nessel then doubled down on her request during an interview on CNN the next morning, saying that if the President doesn’t adhere to the mask-wearing policy, he won’t be welcomed back to enclosed facilities in her state.
Although Trump brought a mask with the presidential seal during his visit to the Ford plant on Thursday, he refused to wear it on camera because he “didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it.”
When asked during an interview on CNN later Thursday about her thoughts on Trump refusing to wear a mask, Nessel responded that “it’s exactly right” that the President won’t be welcomed back to her state because his actions were “extremely disappointing and yet totally predictable.”
Nessel then compared Trump to a “petulant child who refuses to follow the rules” before adding that her remark is “no joke” due to the overwhelming amount of deaths nationwide from the COVID-19 pandemic.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:25 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vkn7YsL.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:27 (four years ago) link
apparently he's actually wearing the mask, "backstage", but refuses to wear it out where the cameras are? trump's vanity about his appearance vs his vanity about his reputation among his dumbass followers, T/S
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:30 (four years ago) link
or of course his constant desire to seem on a higher level than everyone else, like he doesn't have to follow the same rules (because look - he doesn't)
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:31 (four years ago) link
fucking asshole