including u, sorry bg, plz mk appt to get new eyes
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:46 (six years ago)
harsh but fair
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:21 (six years ago)
wonder if this guy has any appointmentshttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131113234913
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:22 (six years ago)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bladerunner/images/3/31/Chew.jpg
didn't see him the first time
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:15 (six years ago)
Babu Frik?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 3 May 2020 00:43 (six years ago)
The eye man from blade runner
Oh there are things I've seen with these eyes in the pandemic context that I could post here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:16 (six years ago)
i do eyes!
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:18 (six years ago)
I wanna know more about this irn-bru stuff
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:29 (six years ago)
Tastes like metal. Made of metal. Really nice actually
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:44 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fltn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/99440002_2943498549051963_7064168720184115200_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=de0e5b&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=VctlARVDpDUAX9KqIoh&_nc_ht=scontent.fltn2-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=240928a5eb96990b33ac3a1fb973cf07&oe=5EF2FDA0
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 May 2020 07:23 (six years ago)
Ah yes, famously nobody ever criticised the govt during ww2, that’s why chamberlain won his vote of confidence and remains pm to this day. Love history!
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:19 (six years ago)
Yeah but think of all the vegans who... I’ve not seen cause a fuss. Fuckers wouldn’t have even survived ww2
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 25 May 2020 08:24 (six years ago)
someone big on twitter put this out last week, was widely mocked for it
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:26 (six years ago)
male and female toilets
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:29 (six years ago)
https://www.ft.com/content/14c86fe8-69d4-11ea-a6ac-9122541af204I like to remind ww2 larpers that ppl were so furious with the establishment that they booed the fucking queen (and Churchill), also that it was the communist party who actually organised deep shelters when the government failed to provide them
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:42 (six years ago)
I've seen a lot of things, but never four commas in a row or the word "haversack".
― peace, man, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:32 (six years ago)
^^^ lost stanza of "Do Ya"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:09 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101953781_2674053232841036_8426277418691461120_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=-4nNy0zXUh4AX_1DRtT&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=696380f5455cdbee867a40c4454bd4e1&oe=5F023FFC
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:55 (six years ago)
‘bisexsual’
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:56 (six years ago)
Does this go here?
There's this genre of gormless, unpoetic, basically meaningless statements that apparently don't even have the justification of being fucking adverts. Someone just paid to tell you they are trying their vewy best. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Who gave these blancmange heads access to the glue to put these up?
Apparently I'm not the only jerk who feels this way though.
https://imgur.com/a/YHd6AI6
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:41 (six years ago)
🎶nestle makes the very bestwe love our n-ee-aitch-ee-ess 🎶
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:44 (six years ago)
Is that the reference? That's even worse. I don't remember that advert but it confirms my impression of the perpetrator(s) as being the sort of clowns who open cereal cafes or retro sweet shops. Colonised minds. Sad.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:57 (six years ago)
haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:45 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101652705_10158387060562512_6360472213850832936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=sJ_if9-nGXQAX9cWS-V&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=151545ad57a725d80987a270695ee6f4&oe=5F00BA09
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:44 (six years ago)
finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:16 (six years ago)
🖼
― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (six years ago)
does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (six years ago)
not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (six years ago)
I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (six years ago)
I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (six years ago)
Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?
Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020
If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (five years ago)
What color is your heart today?Sir this is a Wendy's.Why?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (five years ago)
if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (five years ago)
"who the fuck are you kidding today"
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (five years ago)
Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (five years ago)
Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (five years ago)
high school classmate posted this
it's the wealth dad
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (five years ago)
"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (five years ago)
https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg
it's time to elevate your circle
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
is that Jordan Peterson
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (five years ago)
Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (five years ago)
"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (five years ago)
fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (five years ago)
talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (five years ago)
― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
huge otm
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (five years ago)
Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'eFeelin hot hot hot
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (five years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (five years ago)
Woah, mind blown.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (five years ago)
is the bird supposed to be good or bad
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (five years ago)