Are you considering purchasing a gun?

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I mean seriously if I owned a gun the most likely person to die by it would be me, what the fuck would I do with a gun

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:19 (six years ago)

I don’t want a gun in my house the next time Aimless tells me to kill myself

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:20 (six years ago)

I have surprised myself by no purchasing a gun in the past 4 years, although my belief that I should own and learn how to properly maintain one has solidified. And I've gone from "it would be cool to have a shotgun that could pull double-duty for home protection and waterfowl season" to "there's nothing wrong with a semi-automatic rifle with all that shit on it".

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:29 (six years ago)

ha I feel this

DJP, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:29 (six years ago)

Jesus

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:31 (six years ago)

What are you gonna do with it

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:34 (six years ago)

armed peace, man

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:38 (six years ago)

What are you gonna do with it

Hopefully I would do nothing with it.

DJP, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:54 (six years ago)

how are you going to prepare yourself to kill someone with it though?

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:56 (six years ago)

"it would be cool to have a shotgun that could pull double-duty for home protection and waterfowl season"

i don't know why i have seen this before, i think i spend too much time on the internet https://imgur.com/gallery/nYIHM

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:57 (six years ago)

^ blood and gore

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:58 (six years ago)

ILX 2020: Are you considering downprinting a gun?

― nashwan, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 22:05

At least this is taking longer than I thought to happen.

nashwan, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:00 (six years ago)

heh, same. although i assume it's still happening, and that one really dumb kid who wanted to be the spokesperson for 3D-printed guns finally learned to stfu

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:04 (six years ago)

didn't he get arrested for soliciting sex with a minor or something

forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:05 (six years ago)

he didn't even realize he could 3d print a minor

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:07 (six years ago)

which also must be a real thing, i just realized

ok, i'm going to stop thinking now

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:08 (six years ago)

join yr local SRA chapter imho

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:09 (six years ago)

yup.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:10 (six years ago)

Optimistically, target practice on the weekends. Pessimistically, it would be a good thing to have in any number of scenarios as the world falls to shit.

As I mentioned the first time around, it's quite clear that the overwhelming majority of firearms are owned by people politically on the right, ostensibly because they want to "protect themselves from tyranny". I always scoffed at that: "they obviously don't get it - that's not how Democrats are." But I was missing the point.

The Republican mindset has been demonstrated to be one of projection. "We accuse you of whatever we are planning to do to you." It's not much of a stretch to see the parallels between "DEMS ARE CORRUPT LIARS (j/k it is we who are the lying and corrupt ones)" to "DEMS ARE GOING TO GOOSESTEP TROOPS INTO YOUR TOWN (j/k it's us)." Do I really think they would? Based on my life experience, meh probably not. But "meh" isn't enough to make me feel secure anymore. Additionally, I think that building up a culture of gun ownership on the left could perhaps take some of the heat off.

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:10 (six years ago)

i've had a gun pointed at my heart before so i don't want anything to do with guns basically. also i don't think having a gun of my own would have made the situation any safer.

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:12 (six years ago)

taking sides: getting a gun so that in the event of neo-nazis arriving at your door you can threaten them with your gun and/or try to kill enough of them to make your escape before the rest of them show up,
vs
living abroad

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, November 22, 2016 1:06 PM (three years ago)

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:16 (six years ago)

Cool, you know any countries that'd pay to relocate a guy in his 40s with a B.A. in Literature who has spent most of the last decade just reading ILX?

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:30 (six years ago)

my feeling is that anyone who owns guns for purposes of "self-defense" against potential military or paramilitary attacks would do well to learn how to fight a war, which is a somewhat more involved undertaking than target practice is.

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:36 (six years ago)

if guns become like necessary for survival in the future then i'm fuckin dying

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:36 (six years ago)

suggest dn change to 'piece man'

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:37 (six years ago)

xp

nope! and no one's paying to relocate me, that's for sure. i'm just saying, imagine the actual scenario where you might be forced to use a gun. if you're imagining defending yourself against the racist apocalypse horde, that's a pretty extreme situation. i can imagine it, too - i have nightmares about that horde, with my dad as a foot soldier (or a leader). that shit terrifies me, but if it comes to that i hope to be far away when it happens, rather than in my bunker cleaning my guns

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:49 (six years ago)

Guns are for forming militias and murdering schoolchildren, if you have any other purpose in mind they are a stupid idea

Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:50 (six years ago)

how are you going to prepare yourself to kill someone with it though?

This seems like the wrong question, or at least the less-interesting one; you should be asking "How are you going to prepare yourself for the aftermath of killing someone?" because the entire point of a gun is that it makes it really easy to prepare yourself to kill someone.

DJP, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:51 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG9kUiRC_I

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:52 (six years ago)

This seems like the wrong question, or at least the less-interesting one; you should be asking "How are you going to prepare yourself for the aftermath of killing someone?" because the entire point of a gun is that it makes it really easy to prepare yourself to kill someone.

― DJP, Tuesday, April 28, 2020 8:51 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's more of what I meant yes.

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:56 (six years ago)

if guns become like necessary for survival in the future then i'm fuckin dying

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 28, 2020 10:36 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:57 (six years ago)

i can imagine it, too - i have nightmares about that horde, with my dad as a foot soldier (or a leader). that shit terrifies me, but if it comes to that i hope to be far away when it happens, rather than in my bunker cleaning my gun

sounds like you have an in.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:18 (six years ago)

if guns become like necessary for survival in the future then i'm fuckin dying

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson)

it's more than that, i've had people say to me "kate, you don't need to own a gun, i'll defend you with my arsenal"

and i don't want to be rude, i'm sure they mean well, but could they please not?

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:57 (six years ago)

i've had a gun pointed at my heart before so i don't want anything to do with guns basically.

― trapped out the barndo (crüt)

booming post. the only scenario in which this poll shld be rerun is if the yes/no options each include the qualifiers "(X), and i have/have not had a loaded gun pointed at me in anger"

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:02 (six years ago)

when I was about 15 some folks turned up at my house with big 'ol guns looking for drugs. I don't think they were especially angry at me personally tho

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:03 (six years ago)

did you answer the door while holding a gun? to protect yourself?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:05 (six years ago)

one thing that's important to know is that when people with guns unexpectedly show up at your house, whether they're authorities or villains, they will instantly recognize that you're a good guy with a gun.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:06 (six years ago)

if guns become like necessary for survival in the future then i'm fuckin dying

Yeah this. I feel the same way about preppers: if the world gets so bad that I'm forced to live in a bunker eating beans to survive, that's not a world I want to be in.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:06 (six years ago)

that's why it's important for more people to carry weapons in schools and other public places. this way, when a bad person with a gun starts killing people, you can pull out your piece and start killing people in the name of good, and then cops will show up and instantly recognize that you're on team good guys

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:07 (six years ago)

Are you considering being fitted for a cyanide dental implant y/n

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:14 (six years ago)

Statistics show cyanide pills overwhelmingly kill the people who had them installed

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:15 (six years ago)

did you answer the door while holding a gun? to protect yourself?

no I was armed only w my matching leopard print pyjamas

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:15 (six years ago)

in retrospect I am fortunate they did not mistake me for an actual leopard

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:17 (six years ago)

they recognized you were a good guy leopard

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:18 (six years ago)

Additionally, I think that building up a culture of gun ownership on the left could perhaps take some of the heat off.

Nice.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:20 (six years ago)

I'm still working through the political ramifications of "allies" who can pass for white belittling and mocking the fears of people who can't in a society filled with white people who own guns and a legal framework that permits them to justify killing non-white people.

DJP, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:33 (six years ago)

I'm trying to come to a conclusion that isn't "allies don't actually exist"

DJP, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:35 (six years ago)

jfc are you buying a gun or not

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:37 (six years ago)

I mean go with God and your gun

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:38 (six years ago)

I really just don’t understand what problem is solved by buying a gun for your house. How are you going to have time to remove your gun from the safe, disengage the lock, and load it before the militia at your door gets you? You’re going to unload, lock, and lock up your gun right?

silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:42 (six years ago)


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