love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

I was about to say "warning, there are some truthers on that thread", but welcome, truthers!

(I do think that "The Great British Public are complying with everything, streets are empty" and "The Great British Public are going about entirely as usual" are becoming increasingly entrenched moral positions when the truth is somewhere between them)

Indeed, the streets certainly aren't empty round here.

xp Andrew - go fuck yourself. I am not a "truther", just pointing out that "metadata" is not proof of anything! it's literally an editable field!

is there not a law in Germany that prevents landlords increasing rent by a specific percentage, ie its capped at 5% or something similar?

Also you can comply with everything and still be out in the street, it's virtually impossible to buy food and avoid people in a densely populated urban area, lots of people still need to physically go out to work etc etc.

Here is the original photo with it's embedded metadata. Before we put it on our newswire we verified the camera date, interviewed the photographer and cross checked with other pictures taken around the same time. While we don't get everything right we're not dishonest pic.twitter.com/iL4VP3bZVS

— Jon Mills (@jonmillsphoto) April 27, 2020

xxxp sure, but the editing of it to fake a newspaper headline is still a big step in every way other than technically, right?

Matt - sure, but that only adds to the tensions with (perceived) piss-takers - see the vein of pure (and concentrated) anger from people who try their hardest, and are aware of and uncomfortable with the risks they do take to get by, when they see idiots on Westminster Bridge.

Sad that Ian Austin somehow managed to get on this call

I was on a zoom call today with amazing Labour activists and some creep dressed in camouflage waving a gun and a knife joined the call. Very frightening so I don’t wanna hear how “the left is a bad as the right” hot takes. Fascists/alt-right are a VERY real and violent threat.

— Chardine Taylor Stone (@misschazmatazz) April 26, 2020

is there not a law in Germany that prevents landlords increasing rent by a specific percentage, ie its capped at 5% or something similar?

I think it might vary by region but yes, it's usually capped. I think the Omar plan goes about this the right way - offering federal funds to compensate landlords in the short term but only on the basis that they commit to a long list of tenants' rights, including some rent controls, for X number of years after.

Screener of Lammy's tweet

@DavidLammy do you want to apologise for this now deleted tweet cheering on forced labour in prisons? pic.twitter.com/upl2OcSr4C

— stephen (@neufunkaum) April 27, 2020

It was so very benign of him to express concerns about the availability of PPE for the prison wardens and not the subhuman slave labourers though!

There used to be this screw that lived accross the road from me. He was a violent domestic abuser who got sacked for violent misconduct. His ex partner showed me some of the transcripts from the internal enquiry into an incident of serious abh he committed against a prisoner. He was basically a violent bully who was too thick to join the cops.

My prime minister

We asked @JeremyCorbyn about Coronavirus, he didn’t hold back 🔥

Watch full film: https://t.co/7iPJ1FxdXV pic.twitter.com/hNcMC861jH

— Double Down News (@DoubleDownNews) April 27, 2020

some quite forensic criticisms of the multiple failings of this incompetent govt there.

lol I thought Kay Burley was being sarcastic with that "heavy is the crown" comment, what a prize chump.

good stuff from the absolute boy there

a little bit on the salty side for a brand new convert to "polite and respectful discourse" as myself, he could at least add the caveat that they are completely fucking it up under very difficult circumstances!

10% of all global C-19 deaths on this tiny island, that is a phenomenal achievement tbf. They said Global Britain could punch above it's weight.

totally brilliant response from @MayaGoodfellow https://t.co/kQiltO1vBu

— Sukhwant Dhaliwal (@SukwantDhaliwal) April 27, 2020

quite

The plot thickens…

The photo is from last summer , there’s a wider shot used in the daily mail and the ice cream being eaten by the young lad was in a form we haven’t done this year .

— Marrocco's Italian (@marroccoshove) April 27, 2020

that photography agency lying out of their arses!

Wait a minute...there's no ice cream place called "Marrocco's" in Hove!!

hang on a minute, due to a bizarre localised dimensional anomaly all ice cream in hove was wiped out in summer '19

hove is made up

xp same time as white dog shit, HMMMMM

And thickens!

They're selling ice cream tubs like that right now pic.twitter.com/UeT1Bnohhm

— Jon Mills (@jonmillsphoto) April 27, 2020

Jesus Christ

https://comps.canstockphoto.com/close-up-of-2019-diary-with-pen-on-stock-photo_csp63187322.jpg

ah but look at this detail

I'm pretty certain I've been to Marrocco's, when we met a friend in town she took us out for a walk to there because the icecream is that good.

Either way, we can agree that this means probably more than it reasonably should to people on both sides?

No way, this has been the most exciting story of the whole outbreak

Hm hold fire folks it's sounding like the guy who had the info that Marrocco's was a false flag was himself a false flag

One day David Hare is gonna make a really shitty mini-series out of this story

given that housing is going to be a major dividing issue at the next election.

Second ice cream salesman on the grassy Knoll?

Ha I should probably catch up on all messages first... Just saw the next post

Ice cream guy didn't claim they didn't sell those tubs, he said "in that form" possibly meaning the split flavour you can see in the wider shot of the boy 🤔

tbf the marrocco tweet said nothing about tubs, just that the ice cream was in a “form” they aren’t doing this year... 🤔

lmao xp

That’s what you call... a double scoop

Regardless of whether its a media issue or not, housing has been one of the main issues buoying the Labour vote in metropolitan areas since 2015. Starmer's policies may change that but no one knows what his policies are going to be yet.

Also looking at it from the other angle there is virtually guaranteed to be a major house price crash in the next year or so and voters tend to punish a sitting government after that happens.

jon mills is no straight talking mr whippy lover + is a photographer so is possibly quite invested in preserving the integrity of that 2019 pic they sold to the express!

That’s what you call... a double scoop

there should be journalism school classes about that thread my god it's astounding

Oh no

So Matt is now going to be publishing a daily email where he *explains* the cartoons. pic.twitter.com/CwIWjxVEQ1

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) April 27, 2020

a cock and balls story

bg nails it again

He looks like one of his own cartoons

Holy shit. According to #Panorama, the government counted EACH glove rather than each pair and counted paper towels as PPE given to hospitals, to inflate the numbers.

— Laleh Khalili (@LalehKhalili) April 28, 2020