Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread

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probably need a pt 2 of this thread? when do we start sequels? 10k?

Yerac, Monday, 20 April 2020 18:34 (six years ago)

the WTI is currently -$18.65

hahaha everything is just bonkers this year

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:57 (six years ago)

Basically, there needs to be more money supplied to these programs by the government.

This. The pandemic shutdown is exactly the kind of economic conflagration that calls for Bernanke's notorious 'dropping tubs of money from helicopters' kind of response.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:59 (six years ago)

I am very annoyed that the product I was using to short oil got liquidated at the beginning of April and I never bothered to find a replacement.

Yerac, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:07 (six years ago)

i wonder how kiev is doing.

Yerac, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:08 (six years ago)

does this mean that saudi arabia owes the rest of the world some money now?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:12 (six years ago)

I think it means that many owners of futures contracts for the delivery of oil at a given price were leveraged to the hilt with cheap debt and are now so desperate to dump those contracts they will pay you to take them off their hands. But, that is just a guess, because this is one of the weirder things I've ever seen a market do.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:22 (six years ago)

i haven't looked to see exactly what happened today but it's money/limited space to store oil and if there is no demand and countries keep pumping...

Yerac, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:32 (six years ago)

matt levine's explanation is pretty accesible (and sound afaict):

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-04-20/there-s-nowhere-to-put-the-oil

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:35 (six years ago)

what if they leave it in the ground

silby, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:36 (six years ago)

costs too much to cap a well! not worth the bother! (this is why i live in one of the most expensive residential cities in america, and there's an active oil field 1/2 a mile away)

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:37 (six years ago)

i would like michael bloomberg to buy all the oil while it's essentially free, and then not use it

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:39 (six years ago)

i don't ask for much

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:39 (six years ago)

excited for the entire middle of the country to become west virginia btw

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:41 (six years ago)

in what sense? abruptly drained bereft of economic activity?

silby, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:42 (six years ago)

probably being hyperbpolic there. to the extent that happens, it's going to happen in very underpopulated/temporarily populated areas and fracking will be profitable again soon. but if this weird financial artificat propagates into real prices (which it will do to some extent) then this is going to be a pretty big economic shock to some very badly run state and local governments. state services in west texas are fucked, for example.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:45 (six years ago)

can they perhaps put it back in the ground, and then take it out again later

silby, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:46 (six years ago)

yes, or they could stick it in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKF1-c1YsE

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:49 (six years ago)

That's what the US Strategic Oil Reserve does. But that would take some planning and infrastructure to put in place and no one was planning for this.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:49 (six years ago)

i'm pretty sure that if this glut continues there will be huge ramifications for the middle east, and also i'm pretty sure that i don't really have a good idea of how that would happen. seems like a destabilizer for a very unstable region, though

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:56 (six years ago)

Balmorhea is awesome. A fun day trip from Marfa.

dan selzer, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:04 (six years ago)

this glut will continue for several more months at a minimum. it will crash and burn US and Canadian producers much further and faster than the middle east producers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:05 (six years ago)

We should make a bunch of Oil Rooms (like in the Saatchi Gallery) everywhere.

Yerac, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:06 (six years ago)

it will crash and burn US and Canadian producers much further and faster than the middle east producers. why

Mordy, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:09 (six years ago)

North American producers probably employ fewer impoverished guest workers?

silby, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:14 (six years ago)

(for oil production I mean. obviously impoverished guest and undocumented workers are employed elsewhere)

silby, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:14 (six years ago)

oil makes up a shocking % of total exports for a lot of countries:

https://i.imgur.com/PjAweYx.jpg

not only that, in some of those countries it's also a huge source of government revenue

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:15 (six years ago)

Wasn't it ME and Russian producers that Trump was so desperately trying to prop up for some unknown reason? (Pee tape)

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:16 (six years ago)

US oil may be predicated on market making more expensive extraction techniques feasible (my guess why aimless made his comment but i don't want to assume and i'm curious what he's thinking) but middle eastern countries heavily rely on oil to a greater degree by gov and comprising more of their economy a decline would be far more severe in that regard.

Mordy, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:21 (six years ago)

why

Fracked oil and shale oil are much more expensive to produce than middle east oil. These make up a very large share of US and Canadian production. US and Canadian oil producers include numerous small-to-mid-sized companies that have limited capital resources compared to middle east producers, which are run by national governments with sovereign wealth funds. The big multi-national oil companies will not crash, but the small-to-mid-sized ones always have folded in droves during past gluts.

It seems to me that instability is so endemic in the majority of the middle east that this one added instability will be absorbed much like the other crises that arise so frequently. The armies will be fed, therefore the governments will stand, albeit shakily.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:27 (six years ago)

harder to feed ppl when oil revenue is dry tho

Mordy, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:30 (six years ago)

They know enough to feed the army before feeding anyone else.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:33 (six years ago)

Word

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

that bloomberg article is great!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

If you don’t already get Levine’s newsletter then you should. He’s very good and very funny!

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 21:17 (six years ago)

Do you have to pay for it? I used to read it all the time when I had a Bloomberg account but am too cheap to pay for one just for Levine's newsletter.

o. nate, Monday, 20 April 2020 21:51 (six years ago)

Not if you give them your email address.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 20 April 2020 22:13 (six years ago)

Found this CNN headline amusing:

"What does it mean when oil prices go negative? No, it doesn't mean the gas station will pay you to fill up."

I'd like to think there were at least a few people out there who were deeply disappointed when they read that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 17:31 (six years ago)

It was may delivery oil down yesterday. Today it’s June (now in single figures)

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:02 (six years ago)

hey on the bright side all that cheap gas will get people back to work... right? right???

:P

maura, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:20 (six years ago)

it's sad when the People put such pressure on a small business! Sorry Mordy.

(I wonder if HARVARD is giving back their $9 million)

ABC News reports:

Ruth’s Chris Steak House will return the $20 million coronavirus small business loan it procured from the government’s $350 billion Paycheck Protection Program, the company announced Thursday.

The PPP was designed to throw a financial lifeline to the millions of small businesses who have seen revenues plunge due to social distancing lockdowns β€” but the hastily conceived program left thousands of applicants high and dry, after funds were snapped up in less than two weeks.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:43 (six years ago)

Shake Shack, another large restaurant chain that got a loan under the program, said earlier this week it would be returning the $10 million it had received, after it was able to raise more than that amount in the equity market.

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/facing-furor-ruth-s-chris-high-end-steak-chain-returns-n1190606

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:47 (six years ago)

Harvard is on my top two list of US enterprises to be seized by the state, up there with Boeing

silby, Thursday, 23 April 2020 23:24 (six years ago)

the end of harvard will be some conservative think tank purchasing it somehow and then installing milton friedman professors of truth

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 23:35 (six years ago)

xp - did you go there or ...?

sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:51 (six years ago)

no they just have too many billions of dollars, it's uncouth

silby, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:45 (six years ago)

also the library isn't open to the public, preposterous

silby, Friday, 24 April 2020 20:45 (six years ago)

Harvard has an endowment fund of $41 billion, the largest in the world, and larger than the GDP of roughly half the nations on earth.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

Ban Harvard. They’re the Yankees of universities

Joey Corona (Euler), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

nationalize all universities, make application solely meritocratic and level off tuition at 10k per year
flatten the curve imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:55 (six years ago)


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