otm, that's what I plan to do all weekend
― Fleetwood Machiavelli (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
really enjoyed this in the theater, haven't wanted to revisit... which is how i felt about the last four tarantino movies? best one of them though
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, April 17, 2020 4:15 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
jesus wept
― calzino, Friday, April 17, 2020 4:16 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that was my favorite moment in the movie
― Dan S, Friday, April 17, 2020 4:16 PM
― zoomer death circus (sleeve), Friday, 17 April 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link
lol
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link
On Oranssi Pazuzu thread:
With a bit of luck this will top next week's RYM chart instead of [redacted].
― pomenitul, dimanche 19 avril 2020 17:50 (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
apples and oranges m8
― when I come out, can you introduce me as Jagger (imago), dimanche 19 avril 2020 18:06 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
Agreed, but part 3 is missing. ;)
― pomenitul, Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link
Ha, OK, part 3 took some Google Translate to get.
― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link
Back of the net there LJ.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 April 2020 07:28 (four years ago) link
https://media.graytvinc.com/images/810*455/marry+me.jpg― Evan, Monday, April 20, 2020 4:07 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://i.imgur.com/Bre9Jl0.jpg― a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Monday, April 20, 2020 4:22 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/62/78/e26278b83c96969adfbfa70193e74ad6.jpg― Evan, Monday, April 20, 2020 4:24 PM (fourteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 April 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
From the Proposed Buildings thread, for additional lols.
― nickn, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
so, I had a friend who was half korean and she and three chinese friends of hers all figured out a trip to North Korea. they were there two weeks and they all got in good with the royalty there or whatever and managed to arrange a hangout sesh with Kim Jong Un. blah blah blah one thing leads to another they wound up in his bedroom, which was apparently a pretty typical thing for his guests. and thats all well and good but the thing is, and I'm having trouble verifying this from other sources, but apparently Kim Jong Un has a serious micropenis. they all claimed when he busted it out it was no larger than 2", and he was fully weird about it, sweaty and anxious, making jokes the entire time. these girls HATED the entire experience. and as you can imagine, left the compound extremely unsatisfied and were not exactly sad upon learning the news about his death or vegetative state or whatever today.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, April 26, 2020 1:50 AM bookmarkflaglink
what
― silby, Sunday, April 26, 2020 2:15 AM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
and the assist
How come we never hear about anyone's insouciant micropenis?
― DJP, Monday, April 27, 2020 6:40 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
its a hard one to pull off
― kim rong un (darraghmac)
― sleeve, Monday, 27 April 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link
Silbys reply made me LOL
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
Or is it the other way around
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 27 April 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
I’m not sure what “its a pull one to hard off” means
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
NOFX album title iirc
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
haha perfect
― sleeve, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
Pittleyick in Lyongdyang
― budo jeru, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
FTR "Grancy" is ALMOST as clever as "Obummer" so, points for that.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
well I think *** **** wd get me banned
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:04 PM bookmarkflaglink
hen...faps?
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, April 27, 2020 4:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
so glad I got to participate in this shitshow
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:16 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
what -- life?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:16 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
an electric word, it means forever
― stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:18 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
looool
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
Statistics show cyanide pills overwhelmingly kill the people who had them installed
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:15 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link
Edited for maximum LOLs:
I saw an article about a doctor who flays the penis and puts a sleeve around it for length and girth, I imagine recovery is tough.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, May 1, 2020 8:44 PM bookmarkflaglink
doctor who flays the penis
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, May 2, 2020 5:09 AM bookmarkflaglink
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link
that were good, that
― Rams Valley Residents Insuring Future From Chaps Quotes (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link
ffs I just spent the last hour desperately searching for that ep!
― calzino, Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:34 (four years ago) link
ha
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 May 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link
something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 3, 2020 2:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
There's sometimes a furry.
― jmm, Sunday, May 3, 2020 2:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― 🔫 (peace, man), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:14 (four years ago) link
Ha!
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link
My husband finally broke and got out the clippers, buzzed his shaggy head right down. Now he wanders the house, listening to work calls in his big beats headphones, mostly silent and staring straight ahead, and I wonder why I’m suddenly living with Lobot.
― Kim, Friday, May 15, 2020 2:09 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Living with Lobot coming to Disney+ this August
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, May 15, 2020 2:40 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 15 May 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
What is the Best School of Magic?
Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, May 24, 2020 1:24 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Sunday, 24 May 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
Meanwhile, in America, the "Deep State Mapping Project" is here to show you how this whole thing is a false flag disinformation op intended to subvert the 2020 election...and it goes all the way back to 1918!http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY88a7dU8AIodki.jpg― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:45 PM
man, there's nobody keith haring's estate won't collab with― ruin a band name by changing one litter (voodoo chili), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:49 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link
The Mad magazine reference afterward was good too.
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
young and dumb and full of cum-lythe girl from ipanema goes walking
?
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:21 PM bookmarkflaglink
― (so serious) (DJP), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
incredible
― ruin a band name by changing one litter (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
And when she passes, each one she passes goes"A-a-ah!"
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Thought this was a widely-known acronym outside of ilx, but TMI = Tooty Menstrual Intercourse
― peace, man, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 3:19 PM bookmarkflaglink
― (so serious) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
I needed that today.
― Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
we could all use a little TMI fo sho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
It's taking every ounce of willpower I have to not make a billion Facts of Life jokes
― (so serious) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Andrew Cuomo Says It's OK". 'Cause Andrew calls the shots for all of those guys. Did you get to the part yet where uh...Bill is coming out of the Copa... it's about 3 o'clock in the morning and, uh, he sees Andrew? Andrew's walking down Broadway by himself...― calstars, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:23 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink<puts up dividing window>― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:31 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calstars, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:23 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
<puts up dividing window>
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:31 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 8 June 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
Hahahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 June 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
my concrete milkshake brings all the cops to the yardand they're like, just beating me hard
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 9, 2020 1:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link
― rolling keyring (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
they would taze mebut it has to charge
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
I've been taking my glasses off before heading into stores, to prevent my (inadequate, cloth) mask from fogging them. I usually leave them in the car, but if I forget to do that, I'll sometimes tuck them into the collar of my t-shirt. I've come across three pairs of someone else's broken, crushed glasses in parking lots in the past week.― peace, man, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 5:38 PM It's not fair...THERE WAS TIME NOW― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 10, 2020
It's not fair...THERE WAS TIME NOW― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, June 10, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link
zing
― an, uh, razor of love (sic), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/06/15/reader-center/15virus-hp-fader-calif/15virus-hp-fader-calif-videoLarge.jpg― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 4:35 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
imagine the protein shake farts
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:59 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's easy if you try
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, June 16, 2020 9:10 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 11:50 (three years ago) link
:D
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
re "Gaslighter":
This song is terrible. You're all insane.― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:42 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglinkoh shit maybe he's right, maybe this song IS terrible and we all ARE insane― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:50 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:42 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh shit maybe he's right, maybe this song IS terrible and we all ARE insane
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, March 6, 2020 10:50 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― DJ Fiona Apple Genius (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
― covid coronenberg (wins), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link