sounds like a plan
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link
just did my weekly trip to Booker and Sainsbury's, the latter had a looooong queue outside, the couple in front were told "you must not shop together or you will be removed from the store" - have now disinfected everything or removed it from its packet, just took 2.5 hours in total, this is life now I suppose.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link
My neighbourhood's WhatsApp group has been fine, but I guess Cambridge is a bit different. Nobody even mentioned Boris.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
mine has been very business-like, almost all queries abt how to help and answers to the queries, plus links to info, plus occasional "this person needs hello does anyone live nearby" stuff. a couple of swerves towards "clap for boris" and "actually the tories are good" have been instantly and roundly squelched
why yes i do live in hackney why do you ask
― mark s, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
the islington one has apparently been tetchier? but my info there is secondhand
― mark s, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
turned on Any Questions on R4 and someone was asking "Does the coronavirus prove god doesn't exist?"
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
POLL
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link
what the fuck is wrong with people?
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link
@thetimes Maybe you want to reconsider this article considering @caitlinmoran spent most of yesterday afternoon loudly breaking the lock down rules in my neighbour's garden pic.twitter.com/rAqyvGT0t9— Simon Thompson (@sthompingground) April 11, 2020
Caitlin Moran: This lockdown is a piece of piss when you break it to go to a pals house.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link
coming soon from Brendan O'Neill: People Breaking the Lockdown are the Real Heroes
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
https://img.memecdn.com/Get-a-Brain-Morans_fb_93213.jpg
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:27 (four years ago) link
i used to have tons of time for Caitlin but she seems like a test run for Jess Phillips nowadays
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
speaking of which, a reminder of happier times
Is this the same Catlin Moran who got labour MP Jess Phillips to sort her passport out for her? pic.twitter.com/ZiDTLbFyXL— unproductive & sad (@MarkEssen) April 11, 2020
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:30 (four years ago) link
clown news
Not sure why it's happening. But there's now a concerted and co-ordinated attempt to negatively shift the narrative on the Government's handling of this crisis. I suspect it's because we're nearing the peak, and there are some signs the strategy's working.— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) April 11, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
i cannot fathom the depths of that cretin's perfidy
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link
Assuming the strategy was 1000+ people dying every day to save money on PPE, then yes
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link
Katie Puckrik weighs in on the Moran Twitter thread if anyone's interested
Not loving the Cultural Revolution-style snitchery, here.— Katie Puckrik (@KatiePuckrik) April 11, 2020
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
Lol exposing the sanctimonious bullshit of a Murdoch columnist is very comparable with the cultural revolution!
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link
Puckrick is my friend and stuck up for me on another person’s FB thread - the person being critical of me going out at all was not aware that WC1 and most of zone 1 is an absolute ghost town to the point where there’s empty squares, no queues and a handful of people out at any given time. Also I live alone and am not willing to have deliveries unless a) I get miss rona and b) it’s a local friend dropping milk off in that situation.
Also, while we are here, and without naming names, why do melts consider Jeremy Corbyn ‘arrogant’? IDGI.
― santa clause four (suzy), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
trying to make them recognise their own privilege? god knows tbh
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
I still think Puckrik is talking a load of shite. Highly paid Murdoch columnist writes piece saying lockdown is a piece of piss, whilst considering themselves quite above the rules of the lockdown is a very deserving candidate for derision and contempt imo. You know she is isn't literally getting struggle sessioned, people are just saying she's a hypocritical bullshit merchant on twitter. And that is correct.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
Fucking hell they've dug Patel out from beneath her rock for today's briefing, tell the gammon!
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
she says they've done 300,034,974,000 tests.. that is impressive.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
we're doing great numbers, great numbers of tests, very clever doctors are telling me they've never seen such great numbers, really good tests, everybody's saying how good the tests are [fade to theme from Casualty]
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
Catmo is a total hypocrite obvs.
― santa clause four (suzy), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
Patel can presumably come out of storage as her bullying report, which was meant to come out yesterday, has been delayed a few weeks.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
i’m sorry if anyone is offended by my burning desire to see the entire british cabinet eased feet-first into a woodchipper one-by-one
Patel, when pressed to apologise to NHS workers over a lack of personal protective equipment, couldn’t quite do it. She said:I’m sorry if people feel that there have been failings.After being asked twice if she would apologise to NHS staff and their families over the lack of “necessary PPE” that has been linked to NHS workers becoming infected and dying, she said:I’ve been very clear in what I have said and I’m sorry that people feel that way.
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
never apologise, never explain. never give a shit.
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
can vouch that wc1 is a desert, have been going there for walks as islington is full of dimwit twentysomethings who hog the pavement holding hands and have seemingly not realised there's a pandemic.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
what is alarming about the current situation is not that thugs like patel, raab etc exist. there will always be craven lunatics searching for power and with little regard for anything else, but that they can reach such high office and once there have no accountability whatsoever is deeply concerning.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link
otm, the most broken thing about our wonderful "system" over the last two to three years (and arguably a long time before that but hey) has been the absence of restraint or control on the executive. even the logjam over Brexit was incapable of anything more than, well, a temporary logjam
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
i mean "decency" and "honour" were fucking bullshit or they wouldn't have disappeared so easily, but the faux shocked reaction of the pundit class to the way that a government can just discard that shit and literally do what the fuck they wanna do given the votes is
i don't have the words, it's not like i ever thought parliamentary democracy was more than a sham anyway
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Saturday, 11 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
we had a maybe stereotypical encounter with some irish travellers a couple of years ago. they came to the door and offered to clean and sand the patio, my wife had no idea who they were or what they wanted and said she would ask me. Then the next day they just came and did it, my father-in-law was at home and he speaks no english, he thought they were from the council or something, then they presented him with a bill for £600. I talked to the guy and said I wasn't going to pay it (aside from anything else it's a rented house and I don't have £600 to spare) he was not at all happy but didn't threaten me.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link
My mum who is Irish herself paid this dodgy lad a small sum to take a few branches off a tree at the front. He had a business card with his mobile number so to her that made him a consummate Pro! One of the branches he carelessly cut took out the neighbour's BT line and before he made a fast exit he was asking if she could give him the card back!
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
Oh, I remember you saying that at the time (or thereabouts) (if it was you..) it seemed like a dangerous standpoint, but hey I wasn't there. (xpost)
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 April 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/11/uk-lockdown-police-apologise-after-man-threatened-with-pepper-sprayMore exuberance from the filth
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
look they only threatened to pepper spray the guy taking food to vulnerable relatives, what more do you expect them to do
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
"de-arrested" is not a word that tv cops say much
― mark s, Saturday, 11 April 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link
An extensive internal investigation into the way Labour handled antisemitism complaints will not be submitted to the Equality and Human Rights Commission, after an intervention by party lawyers.The 860-page report, seen by Sky News, concluded factional hostility towards Jeremy Corbyn amongst former senior officials contributed to "a litany of mistakes" that hindered the effective handling of the issue.The investigation, which was completed in the last month of Jeremy Corbyn's leadership, claims to have found "no evidence" of antisemitism complaints being treated differently to other forms of complaint, or of current or former staff being "motivated by antisemitic intent".
The 860-page report, seen by Sky News, concluded factional hostility towards Jeremy Corbyn amongst former senior officials contributed to "a litany of mistakes" that hindered the effective handling of the issue.
The investigation, which was completed in the last month of Jeremy Corbyn's leadership, claims to have found "no evidence" of antisemitism complaints being treated differently to other forms of complaint, or of current or former staff being "motivated by antisemitic intent".
https://news.sky.com/story/labour-antisemitism-investigation-will-not-be-sent-to-equality-commission-11972071
― ShariVari, Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
Conversations in which the same group refers to Mr. Corbyn's former chief of staff Karie Murphy as "medusa", a "crazy woman" and a "bitch face cow" that would "make a good dartboard"
― ShariVari, Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
love to see that "plurality of voices" coming back to the party and the bullying Corbyn era ending.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
well if i was in any doubt about cancelling that direct debit before now
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
Wow. Somehow it's even worse than I thought.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
factional hostility towards Jeremy Corbyn amongst former senior officials contributed to "a litany of mistakes" that hindered the effective handling of the issue
this isn't quite the picture Starmer painted at the Jewish hustings during the leadership election.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
just heard Nick Thomas-Symonds being interviewed on the radio, he was shit
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
never apologise, never explain. never give a shit.― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, April 11, 2020 5:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, April 11, 2020 5:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
yes, when I heard that crap on the radio i involuntarily shouted out 'so what are you doing about it then, do your fckng job'
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 12 April 2020 06:16 (four years ago) link
― Fizzles, Sunday, 12 April 2020 07:43 (four years ago) link
that report is both entirely in detail quite staggering. plenty of wtf examples in the excerpt here:
The whatsapp messages, which the report claims were leaked to the investigation by one of the group's members, show the private conversations of senior party managers & staff in Labour's Southside HQ during the time of Lord McNicol's tenure as general secretary - they reveal: pic.twitter.com/c6BA0xplGL— Tom Rayner (@RaynerSkyNews) April 11, 2020
Ooft, hadn’t clocked this one - that’s an extremely serious allegation and if there’s evidence for it, it’s very definitely in the public interest for it to be released. pic.twitter.com/gDp5bkhR8b— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) April 11, 2020
― Fizzles, Sunday, 12 April 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link
‘now is not the time to ask difficult questions’*18 months passes*‘now is not the time to dwell on the past’
The leader of the Labour party, Keir Starmer, has said now is “not the time to ask difficult questions” on whether the government was too slow to act on the coronavirus crisis, but said more scrutiny of decisions is needed.“I challenge the government hard on this, not just to score a point, but to fix it,” said Starmer on Sophy Ridge on Sunday, adding that challenging questions will need to be asked in future.“I’m trying to resist calls for apologies or criticising past decisions. I will work with the government on this, we will support them in trying to get this right.”
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 April 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link