Lol! SKILLS PACKETS! what a hoot that wa.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
skills packets would make no sense and therefore sound ridiculous, it was of course SKILLS WALLETS
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
probably the best Digital Economy Underground album tbf
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
short sharp shock g
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link
Sex Packets was a tune!
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:08 (four years ago) link
I'm not lying me and Alex and the mutt just walked past two coppers. I have a Tescos carrier bag with some cans and fruitshoots in it and they just said hello to me! I think I'm getting absolute Immunity because of Alex's disability. They were female pcs though.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
These Miliband tweets are confusing. I don't understand what any of them mean, if they are good or bad and which one is the supposedly now good one. You're definitely sure there's two? The 5G conspiracy was bad enough so I'm just a touch wary
― anvil, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link
As a socialist I have voted for many of the parties (Lib Dems, Greens, Conservatives)
Oh my god, I've just discovered Emma Kennedy's blog and it is every bit as cursed as you'd expect. There's also this first 100 days of Corbyn article that is wild. Wait until you get to misattributed Mother Theresa quote. 😲 Although I think it's biggest crime is the Web design. pic.twitter.com/hkGDrXMs4s— CEO of Antifa (@RebootedStef) April 10, 2020
― reality disliker (Left), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:28 (four years ago) link
Alcohol absolutely is an essential - some people will just die if they stop abruptly. Again, so glad I’m on the wagon atm.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
I’m writing to Michael D to strip her of her citizenship as we speak. I’m sure he’ll take my side.
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Oh lol it’s a parody. Still writing that letter though!
― roxymuzak otm (gyac), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
i never used to fall for shit like this but the last decade broke me
― reality disliker (Left), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/10/nhs-111-staff-work-coronavirus-symptoms-call-centre?
This is just something else
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
Has that Emma Kennedy blog post been ghostwritten by Talk To Transformer? I cannot parse a single idea from it.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
980 today :(
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
*imagine* if Diane Abbott had signed off on purchasing 17.5 million faulty CV tests.— Jonny - Universal Basic Income now (@sensiblehuman96) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
we’re gonna crack 1,000 a day, we can fuckin’ do this lads, let’s show those pissant Italians and spaniards how it’s done
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link
We should give the government much more credit. Have 1000 people died today? Or, have 65 million people stayed alive?— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) April 10, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoT5AxFpRs
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link
Yeah no offence Matt, but the existence of David Miliband disproves your argument
It does not. Both brothers would have understood it, Ed chose to laugh along and gave it a sly like for the lols. David would have tutted and registered his stern disapproval.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/10/matt-hancock-urges-public-not-to-overuse-ppe
Bold new strategy of blaming nurses for wasting PPE.
― ShariVari, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
we've got the tories blaming them and the LOTO offering them medals. What a fucking great time to be alive.
― calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
Going well:
More good news on Boris Johnson’s recovery... I’m told he’s now doing su doku puzzles and has been watching films, including Lord of the Rings and Withnail & I... Full details in tomorrow’s @DailyMailUK— John Stevens (@johnestevens) April 10, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
"I have come to this hospital by accident.."
― Mark G, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:28 (four years ago) link
Boris, you terrible cunt.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
Are you the Prime Minister?
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
one does not simply walk into nightingale
― closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link
We have 130 students in Bristol going on ren strike over their agents response to Covid-19 and rents. Please consider dropping the agents an email and sharing this to add pressure and raise awareness of their campaign! ✊https://t.co/tFPrl0jz1U— d a i s y 🥀 (@daisycarter__) April 10, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2020 23:35 (four years ago) link
We already have - the brief fad for counting care home deaths in the total has faded.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 11 April 2020 08:01 (four years ago) link
Official 1000-a-day should coincide nicely with official 10,000 in total
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 11 April 2020 08:01 bookmarkflaglink
What happened with this? aiui this was going to be counted and included on a weekly basis and i seem to remember on Tuesday the figures (possibly in the FT?) said 'this is the first time care home deaths have been included in the totals.
I know in France, Italy and Spain, when this came up, partly as a consequence of the horror Spanish society felt at the images coming out of care homes, that questions of how to get numbers without post-mortems and lack of official diagnosis came up, but it doesn't seem too difficult to me to have a 'suspected Covid' status on the death certificate (as in fact that Guardian article suggests).
also, while we're on it, has anyone seen any 'excess deaths' figures for the UK?
― Fizzles, Saturday, 11 April 2020 09:08 (four years ago) link
i'm not a statistician, but when i get onto my laptop which has excel on it, this looks like it might be the place to go to at least get a sense of comparative numbers.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 11 April 2020 09:17 (four years ago) link
We're at the end of the third week of lockdown. Over 1.5m in Britain couldn't feed themselves - and that's limited to who is acknowledged. Over 1m people have reported losing *all* of their income due to COVID-19. The food banks are running empty. https://t.co/lUsuyTcZ3K— GlumBird (@GlumBird) April 11, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2020 09:52 (four years ago) link
Thank god for potatoes
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 10:13 (four years ago) link
Just went all the way through a Universal Credit calculator, it would seem that our eligibility is somewhere in the region of £0.00. We're fortunate enough to be able survive I guess, but no doubt there will be huge amounts of people who fall through the cracks, many of whom were way below the poverty line already. How strange, that the Tory response to this vast, unforeseen shock to the economy is a disdainful shrug.
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 10:52 (four years ago) link
"and charity was not enough on its own."
it never should have been in the first fucking place. These cunts are terrified of reversing austerity because it would be a tacit admission that it was all based on a lie to start with... even if it means people might starve to death they are still trying preserve the integrity of a big lie rather than protect their citizens. Time to start murdering tories imo.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:01 (four years ago) link
Big fuck up from Hancock on PPE today. Blaming NHS workers for misusing the meagre resources they have isn't going to reassure the public when the one thing that is almost certain to incite mass panic is the idea of doctors and nurses dying in their droves.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
when you see the National Lottery adverts bragging about food banks and such, and remember the arguments when the Lottery was set up, and the promises about how the money raised would be for "luxury extras", you get a pretty clear picture of how far this country's fallen in 20-odd years
― Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
"28000 people might starve to death this summer. That is why it is very important that you keep buying those scratchcards."
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link
It'll be a point of national pride to starve rather than accept outside help, in the unlikely event anyone offers. You wonder if the Tories are secretly relieved that Johnson isn't around to fuck the press conferences up even further. At least this way they can send out the cannon-fodder underlings to tell everyone the bad news.
― sonatas and interludes for prepaid nando's (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link
I've stopped watching the pressers. Is anyone asking if the current strategy differs from OG Herd Immunity in anything other than timescales?
Testing still isn't RAMPING UPâ„¢ * in any meaningful way and tracking seems to be non-existent. In the absence of cures or vaccines all this other shit is basically slightly fewer people dying and stretched over months rather than weeks.
*I previously considered staying on the news channels and playing the RAMPING UP drinking game. I'd already be dead by now if I did.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
Neighbourhood groups moving on from shaming sunbathers to shaming photographers who are supposedly editing images to look like ppl are closer than they are (i.e. posting pictures of random people with cameras). Impressive lateral move in the snitching championships.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 11 April 2020 11:54 (four years ago) link
ramping up v flattening the curve drinking bingo = spending entire lockdown in alcohol induced coma.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:00 (four years ago) link
sounds like a plan
― calzino, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link
just did my weekly trip to Booker and Sainsbury's, the latter had a looooong queue outside, the couple in front were told "you must not shop together or you will be removed from the store" - have now disinfected everything or removed it from its packet, just took 2.5 hours in total, this is life now I suppose.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:28 (four years ago) link
My neighbourhood's WhatsApp group has been fine, but I guess Cambridge is a bit different. Nobody even mentioned Boris.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
mine has been very business-like, almost all queries abt how to help and answers to the queries, plus links to info, plus occasional "this person needs hello does anyone live nearby" stuff. a couple of swerves towards "clap for boris" and "actually the tories are good" have been instantly and roundly squelched
why yes i do live in hackney why do you ask
― mark s, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
the islington one has apparently been tetchier? but my info there is secondhand
― mark s, Saturday, 11 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
turned on Any Questions on R4 and someone was asking "Does the coronavirus prove god doesn't exist?"
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
POLL
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link