batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

wut

Bernie makes a pretty lady, who would have guessed?

So the artist would be in favour of socialism if it were presented by an attractive woman? Seems like something we could work with.

Last panel in particular seems straight of MAD magazine and thus I can't help but like the art

wat

what is it? scared violent and horny all at the same time?

variant on "socialism seems attractive but turns out to be STALIN"

https://www.editorialcartoonists.com/wp-content/uploads/mediapress/members/622/204629/22-Poverty-Death-DT-800x571.jpg

How about you give us some of that sweet, sweet moolah you've been hoarding and we call it quits?

here's my attempt at a Ben Garrison style cartoon. If you can make sense of it, I've failed pic.twitter.com/eqXw3JJxIM

— Aamon Hawk (@AamonHawk) April 24, 2020

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/fauci_faucet.jpg

No NFL season!

Shut up and obey!

shouldn't they be happy they won't have to watch players kneel this year?

that one is clearly a joke

which economy is it ?

oh it's the USA economy, okay got it

pointing out obvious things is essential for BG and batshit rightwing cartoonists in general; it's not like they're dealing with a sophisticated audience that can figure things out for themselves

https://i.imgur.com/ZTJZyEL.jpg

an unintentionally good comic

Ben is carefully taking his followers by the hand and ensuring they can find the latest and most poisonous conspiracy peddlers available, by giving them the full Garrison Seal of Approval. In this way people who may still have been sanity-adjacent are pulled a bit further into madness.

https://robertdavidsteele.com/bigideas/

looks like the timecube guy took a computer science course

What the fuck is going on.

https://www.grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/murder_in_minneapolis-1536x1082.jpg

The accompanying text:

RIP MR. FLOYD

Americans witnessed a murder in Minneapolis. For several minutes, a policeman had his knee on the neck of a man which cut off his airways. Mr. Floyd told the officer he couldn’t breath, but that didn’t matter. Floyd was accused of a non-violent crime. He was in handcuffs. He was not resisting. There was no reason for the cop to press his knee into the man’s neck on hard pavement. The other policemen present did try to stop it. George Floyd died without due process or mercy.

Not everyone is cut out to be a policeman. It takes a person with a high tolerance for risk and excitement. It also requires knowledge of right and wrong. In this case, the cop was a sadist. He had to have been taught proper procedure at the police academy, but apparently they can’t teach human decency. They shouldn’t have to.

The other policemen present did try to stop it

?

*tries to get off the couch to grab remote control*

*stares blankly*

https://m.arcamax.com/newspics/183/18386/1838607.gif

the Covid19-cognizant villain

so timely

Nowhere near Garrison levels of batshit tho.

i was curious what Garrison was up to and, well, have fun parsing this.
http://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mckinney_singing_web.jpg

It's fine, just missing some labels. The dove symbolizes NAFTA, and the cello is Dodd-Frank.

noted trump enthusiast killer mike

https://i2.wp.com/unrig.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/win-we-three-collage-2.jpg

THE DEAL: Embrace Marianne Williamson’s The Politics of Love, make it your own, and empower the 70% of the eligible voters now excluded by the two-party tyranny that you rightfully plan to destroy. You will need multiple parties in competition in 2022 as well as 2024, and an open door for Independents. You do all this with #UNRIG.

https://unrig.net/

wait, so sandernistas and tea party patriots are both part of the eligible community for #unrig

i think this is gonna work you guys!!!!

whereas the core constituencies for Unrig are Angry Patriots, Libertarians, and "DROP-OUTS"

and the lion shall lie down with the lamb, and the Sandernista with the Angry Patriot

killer mike seems to be included because they sent a letter to him

hell, it's probably just a front for harvesting info on impressionable political neophytes

Unrig are already in power here in Scotland; Pete Ishart was elected in 2001

going back to the "lol black people are stealing purses" Tom Stiglich cartoon above
http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2020/06/10/missourian-owners-disgusted-by-political-cartoon/
tl; dr - the owners of the paper that ran that cartoon stepped down and Stiglich will no longer be publishing in The Missourian. Editor/Publisher apologizes, appears to have been otherwise untouched.

Looking at his comics

https://twitter.com/TStig822

he has none of the artistic skill or obsessive reading of paranoid rants on the internet that make Garrison the artist he is.

thiiiiiiiis close to being self aware

Wokeness in #America #woke #wokecult pic.twitter.com/Vez9xtV7iG

— Tom Stiglich (@TStig822) June 7, 2020

sorry, FARRAKHAN? what

above comic makes a great point, this basic cosmetic stuff isn’t enough and we shouldn’t be indulging white liberals’ agonies over it

https://66.media.tumblr.com/82e0e1cb2360023623913780f1612dfe/6d2f19b6e99d9dac-06/s500x750/0d85c59ced08f4e19ceb9bed0b97a899b4f0bd2a.jpg

unless you are a little girl by a pond picking flowers, frankenstein is gonna be the safest option here 9 times out of 10

i don't know, i'd still go with frankenstein for that situation, for protection just in case a cop shows up

Frankenstein is the cop, crime is Frankenstein's monster.

accidentally deep abolitionist comic

Garrison's cutting some corners to get his takes to the table while they're piping:

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/mount_faucimore.jpg

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Ghislaine_Maxwell_cartoon.jpg

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/stay_safe.jpg

is the "...and then death" guy in the lower left supposed to be bill gates, or fauci administering the bill gates-sponsored medicine?

these are really ugly though. ben garrison, you've changed